Fandoms:

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AVPS

Big Bang Theory

Castle

Doctor Who

FRIENDS

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Harry Potter

Seinfeld

Sherlock

Supernatural

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Quotes:

"You just summoned aliens back to Earth...Actual aliens...Deadly aliens...Aliens of death...and now you're taking your clothes off?" -Rory W.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Wait, wait. So you lied to me... by telling me the truth? (pauses) That's very good, may I use that?

"Tell me the whole plan! ...Yeah, one day that'll work." - the Doctor (11)

"Did you get muh text?" - Umbridge (AVPS)

"How are you doing that? I am loving it! You're like Houdini, only five slightly scary girls. And he was shorter... will be shorter. I'm rambling." - the Doctor (11)

Dream Lord: Ask me what happens if you die in reality.

Amy/Rory: What happens?

Dream Lord: You die, stupid, that's why it's called reality.

"Aw, man, I have to fight a goat? I don't know if I can do that morally!" - Harry Freakin' Potter

Amy: [clutches stomach] Rory, it's coming. [screams]

Doctor: What do we do?!

Rory: What do we do? You're the doctor!

Amy: [continues screaming then fades off] False alarm.

"Alright, its a Jammy Dodger, but I was promised tea!" - the Doctor (11)

"I, um, I address the Sycorax, um, according to... Article 15 of the Shadow Proclamation. I command you to *leave* this world with all the authority of... the Slitheen Parliament of Raxacoricofallapatorious, and, um, the Gelth Confederacy, as, uh, sanctioned by the Mighty Jagrafess, and, ooh! the Daleks! Now leave this planet in peace! In peace...um." - Rose T.

"I'm in a RAGE!" -Harry Freakin' Potter

"Television, in their stomach. Now that is evolution. [gestures toward the Teletubbies]" - the Master

Amy: Rory! It's coming!

Rory: What, now? At a time like this?

Amy: What? Yes, now! What, d'you think would make this up?

Rory: Well, you do have a history of-- [quails under Amy's glare] ... being...very...lovely?

Mr. Llewellyn: [about the aliens from a space probe broadcast] So they might not be actual Martians.

Soldier: Of course not. Martians look completely different.

"Am I...bleeding?" - Malfoy (AVP)

Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir.

The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How's life? Sorry, bad subject.

Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve.

The Doctor: Achieve? We're not achieving anything. We're just hanging, it's nice in here: consoles; comfy chairs; a forest... how's things with you?

Angel Bob: The Angels are feasting, sir. Soon we will be able to absorb enough power to consume this vessel, this world, and all the stars and worlds beyond.

The Doctor: Yeah, but we've got comfy chairs. Did I mention?

Angel Bob: We have no need for comfy chairs.

The Doctor: [amused] I made him say "comfy chairs".

The Doctor: Rory! That's a relief! I thought I had burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That reminds me, there's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Can someone let her in, give her a jumper? Lucy. Lovely girl. [whispers] Diabetic. [everyone continues staring at him] Now then, Rory, we need to talk about your fiancée. She tried to kiss me. Tell you what though, you're a lucky man; she's a great kisser! [Glass smashes; Doctor realises what he just said] ...Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine.

"Well I think I want some chamomile before my SLUMBER!" - Goyle (AVPS)

"No...maybe... one raindrop." - Goyle (AVPS)

"Red Vines. What the hell can't they do?" - Ron Weasley (AVP)

"Raggedy Man, I remember you, and you are late for my wedding!" - Amy

"That's absurd!"- Snape (AVP)

Snape: That's aburd!

Lupin: You're absurd!

Snape: What?

Lupin: You're absurd!

Snape: Say that to my face!

Lupin: You're absurd!

Snape: That's absurd!

The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross, in which case... god, it's useful!

Amy: Shall I run and get the manual?

The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova.

Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova? Why?

The Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Now stop talking to me when I'm cross!

Dan: Last year, I believe he had an original thought? It died of loneliness.

The Doctor: This could be the dream. I told you trust nothing we see hear or feel. Look around you, examine everything. Look for all the details that don't ring true.

Rory: Okay, well, we're in a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside.

Amy: With a bow tie-wearing alien.

Rory: So maybe what [does air quotes] "rings true" isn't so simple.

The Doctor: Valid point.

"Ohmigod, Dumbledore. Why you bein' such a bad boyfrunh?" - Umbridge (AVPS)

"Well, you know what it's like, new job, all that paperwork. I think it's down the back of the settee, I did have a look, I found a pen, a sweet and an old bus ticket" - the Master