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I now have an AO3 (Archive of Our Own) account. My username is GendryandAryabelongtogether and I will be posting my works from there to here as well.

As of July last year, I became a Singer/Throner (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones fan).

I've read the books twice and I've seen up to the end of Season 3 (though I do have season 4 on a USB but I haven't gotten around to watching it).

So here's a few getting-to-know-you facts:

Favourite Book: A Feast for Crows, A Storm of Swords and A Game of Thrones

Favourite Season: Season 1

House I am sworn to: Stark

Words: Winter is Coming (though I also like Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken).

Female POV Characters: Sansa, Catelyn, Arya, Cersei (her chapters are interesting)

Least Favourite female POV characters: Brienne (I like the character but her chapters are tedious), Daenerys

Favourite Male POV characters: Jon Snow, Bran, Eddard

Least Favourite Male POV characters: Barristan, Jaime, Tyrion

Favourite female minor characters: Margaery Tyrell, Olenna Redwyne, Lyanna Mormont, Dacey Mormont, Myrcella Baratheon, Ygritte, Val, Wylla Manderly

Least favourite female minor characters: Taena Merryweather, Selyse Baratheon, Melisandre, Missandei

Favourite Male minor characters: Gendry, Rickon, Maester Luwin, Pyp, Grenn, Maester Aemon, Jeor Mormont, Tommen Baratheon, Renly Baratheon

Least favourite male minor characters: Joffrey Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon, Walder Frey, Roose and Ramsay Bolton, Theon Greyjoy, Tywin Lannister, Beric Dondarrion and Thoros of Myr.

Least favourite House: a tie between Frey, Lannister, Bolton and Greyjoy.

Pairings: Gendry/Arya (OTP), Sansa/Jon, Sansa/Aegon, Ned/Catelyn, Bran/Jojen, Bran/Meera, Rickon/Lyanna Mormont, Jon/Ygritte, Jon/Val, Sam/Gilly, Robb/Myrcella

Pairings I don't like: Gendry/anyone but Arya, Arya/anyone but Gendry, Robb/Talisa, Robb/Jeyne Westerling, Jon/Arya, Jon/Robb, Robb/Theon, Catelyn/Tywin, Catelyn/Stannis.

I'm working on a few ASOAIF stories and will update them ASAP!

My favourite Harry Potter characters include Hagrid, the Weasleys, Luna Lovegood, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Dumbledore and, of course, Teddy Lupin :P

My least favourite characters are Cho Chang, Draco Malfoy (he's such a git), and Hermione

My favourite pairings include Teddy/Victoire, James/Lily, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, basically anything canon.

My least favourite pairings are anything Slash, Snape/Hermione, Snape/Ginny basically Snape pedophile, Ginny/Draco, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Viktor. You get it. I like canon pairings.

My biggest pet peeve is Lily Evans meeting James' family for the first time only to discover that his parents' names are Jack and Lillian or something like that. JAMES' PARENTS' ARE CHARLUS POTTER AND DOREA BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also read in a story that Lily's nickname for Petunia was Petty - wrong again! Lily's nickname for Petunia is Tuney.

Anyway rant done.

Anyone who has studied Hitler might know that he is very, very similar to Voldemort. Both had some kind of reward in their youth, both were exceedingly evil, both had signs and followers, both wanted world domination, both wanted to get rid of a particular race, both were ugly, etc.

Anyway.

Happy Reading. :)

P.S. Yes, yes, I know, I'm an excessive Harry Potter geek. Ask me anything and I'm sure to get it right :P

PPS. Although I don't like slash pairings I'm not against gays in any way, so i hope no one got offended

Ok, so for all youse who r curious out there by our accents - no, we do NOT drag our words out. We sound sort of like english people, but it's mainly our own accent.

Also, we Aussies pride ourselves on our AFL - I keep getting into arguments over which football (American or Australian) is more violent. Personally, seeing as our sport doesn't have protective pads and stuff like that, we're more violent.

We also pride ourselves on our comedy...you should go on youtube and search aussie comedy :P

If you hate people who hate gay people, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Fred Weasley

2. George Weasley

3. Ginny Weasley

4. Harry Potter

5. Albus Dumbledore

6. Hermione Granger

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Hagrid

9. Charlie Weasley

10. Voldemort

11. Dudley Dursley

12. Lavendor Brown

1) Have you ever read a 9/11 fic before? I'm not sure any exist :P

2)Do you think 8 is hot? How hot? Oh yeah, totally

3) What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant? Um...lollipops

4) Do you recall any fics about 3? Definitely only post-war fics about Ginny

5) Would 2 and 11 make a good couple? Nope...can't see it happening

6)5/9 or 5/3? Dumbledore/Charlie...seeing as Dumbledore's gay lol

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out? He'd probably go on and on about it for the rest of their Hogwarts years

8) Make a summary of a 3/10 fic. Voldemort wanted lollipops to appear so he could say he stole candy from a child so Ginny did it for him when she was possessed.

9) Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff? Um...no

10) Suggest a title for an 11/4 Hurt/Comfort fic. Apologies.

11) What would happen if 4 wanted to marry 1? Ginny would murder Lavender and then bring her back to clean the mess...and then kill her again.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3? I don't have a friends list

13) Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11? My friend drew a picture of himself that turned out very much like a young Dudley...

14) Does anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? Again with the friends list

15)What might 10 scream at? Harry coming to life again

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what would the song be? My love for the French...just could Hagrid is OBSESSED with Maxime

17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Skank on the loose

18) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2? "Can my basilisk enter your chamber of secrets? If that really happens, EVACUATE THE BUILDING

19) How might 11 descibe a relationship between 2 and 8? "Who the bloody hell is George and Hagrid?

20) How emo is 7? He just gets more emo as he get older

21) Would you rather marry 9 or 6? CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!

22) Do you recall any romance fics about 4 and 8? No unless someone is possessed to write one

23) What would you do if 2 and 9 were canon? One word: INCEST!

24) Do you consider 3 good or bad? Ginny? Brilliant :D

25) 9 loved 1 untill 1 ran away with 5. 9 then had a hot one night stand with 6, leading 4 to fall in love with 8. To undo the damage, 8 sets 10 up with 7. 10 and 7 are very happy together, but 8 just feels more lonely. 8 tries dating 12, but 12 broke 8's heart to be with 11. 8 tries dating 6, untill he finds out 6 was secretly dating 8's best friend 2 behind 8's back. After even 3 blows 8 off, 8 follows the wise advice of 11 and finds a very happy life with 7.

Charlie loved Fred untill Fred ran away with Dumbledore. Charlie then had a hot one night stand with Hermione, leading Harry to fall in love with Hagrid. To undo the damage, Hagrid sets Voldemort up with Draco. Voldemort and Draco are very happy together, but Hagrid just feels more lonely. Hagrid then tries dating Lavender, but Lavender broke Hagrid's heart to be with Dudley. Hagrid tries dating Hermione, untill he finds out that Hermione was secretly dating Hagrid's best friend George behind Hagrid's back. After even Ginny blow's Hagrid off, Hagrid follows the wise advice of Dudley and finds a very happy life with Draco.

26) Suggest a title for that story. The Shenanigans of Loving

27) What's the most comforting thing 6 could say? "But...was Draco really in love with you?"

28) Would you come to 7 and 9's wedding? Yes...and then pull a massive prank involving a skateboard, hospital beds and a hot chocolate.

29) Is 4 your type? No. Harry's really...out there and adventurous.

30) Would you be friends with 11? Maybe. He is a Harry Potter character after all.

Hahahhahahahaha! That was fun! Copy and Paste time!!!!!!!!

If you ever randomly quote Harry Potter movies/books/fanfictions at random times and people around you say "Huh?", copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend hours on the computer reading fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

Black Family Tree:

Sirius Black: b. 1845 d. 1853

Phineas Nigellus Black: b. 1847 d. 1925

Ursula Flint married Phineas Nigellus.

Elladora Black: b. 1850 d. 1931

*Isla Black: Married Muggle Bob Hitchens

Children of Phineas Nigellus Black and Ursula Flint:

Sirius Black: b. 1877 d. 1952

Hesper Gamp married Sirius Black

*Phineas Black: Supported Muggle rights

Cygnus Black: b. 1889 d. 1943

Violetta Bulstrode married Cygnus Black.

Belvina Black: b. 1886 d. 1962

Herbert Burke married Belvina Black and they had two sons and one daughter who are not named.

Arcturus Black: b. 1884 d. 1959

Lysandra Yaxley married Arcturus Black.

Children of Sirius Black and Hesper Gamp:

Arcturus Black: b. 1901 d. 1991

Melania McMillan married Arcturus Black.

Lycoris Black: b. 1904 d. 1965

Regulus Black: b. 1906 d. 1959

Children of Cygnus Black and Violetta Bulstrode:

Pollux Black: b. 1912 d. 1990

Irma Crabbe married Pollux Black.

Cassiopeia: b. 1915 d. 1992

*Marius: a squib

Dorea Black: b. 1920 d. 1977

Charlus Potter married Dorea Black.

Child of Charlus Potter and Dorea Black:

James Potter: b.1960 d.1981

Lily Evans married James Potter

Child of James Potter and Lily Evans:

Harry Potter: b.1980

Children of Arcturus Black and Lysandra Yaxley:

Callidora Black: b. 1915-

Harfang Longbottom married Callidora Black and they had one son and one daughter who are not named.

*Cedrella Black: Married Septimus Weasley.

Charis Black: b. 1919 d. 1973

Caspar Crouch married Charis Black and they had one son and two daughters who are not named.

Children of Arcturus Black and Melania McMillan:

Lucretia Black: b. 1925 d. 1992

Ignatius Prewett married Lucretia Black.

Orion Black: b. 1929 d. 1979

Walburga Black married Orion Black

Children of Pollux Black and Irma Crabbe:

Walburga Black: b.1925 d. 1985

Orion Black married Walburga Black.

*Alphard Black: Gave gold to his runaway nephew.

Cygnus Black: b. 1929 d. 1979

Druella Rosier married Cygnus Black.

Children of Lucretia Black and Ignatius Prewett:

Molly Prewett: c. 1949-

Arthur Weasley married Molly Prewett.

Gideon Prewett: b. 1950s d. 1970s.

Fabian Prewett: b. 1950s d. 1970s.

Children of Orion Black and Walburga Black:

*Sirius Black: b.1959 d. 1996. Ran away from home.

Regulus Black: b.1961 d. 1979

Children of Cygnus Black and Druella Rosier:

Bellatrix Black: b. 1951 d. 1998

Rodolphus Lestrange married Bellatrix Black.

*Andromeda Black: b. 1953-

Muggle-born Ted Tonks married Andromeda Black.

Child of Andromeda Black and Ted Tonks:

Nymphadora Tonks: b. 1973 d. 1998

Remus Lupin married Nymphadora Tonks.

Child of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks:
Teddy Lupin: b. 1998

Narcissa Black: b. 1955-

Lucius Malfoy married Narcissa Black.

Child of Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Black:
Draco Malfoy: b. 1980

Astoria Greengrass married Draco Malfoy.

Child of Astoria Greengrass and Draco Malfoy:

Scorpius Malfoy: b. 2006

Children of Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley:
William Weasley: b. 1971

Fleur Delacour married William Weasley.

Charles Weasley: b. 1973

Percival Weasley: b. 1976

Audrey (unknown last name) married Percival Weasley.

Frederick Weasley: b.1978 d. 1998

George Weasley: b.1978 –

Angelina Johnson married George Weasley.

Ronald Weasley: b.1980-

Hermione Granger married Ronald Weasley

Ginevra Weasley: b.1981

Harry Potter married Ginevra Weasley.

Children of William Weasley and Fleur Delacour:

Victoire Weasley: c. 2000

Dominique Weasley

Louis Weasley

Children of Percival Weasley and Audrey:

Molly Weasley

Lucy Weasley

Children of George Weasley and Angelina Johnson:

Fred Weasley

Roxanne Weasley

Children of Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger:

Rose Weasley: b. 2006

Hugo Weasley: b. 2008

Children of Harry Potter and Ginevra Weasley:

James: b. 2005

Albus: b. 2006

Lily: b. 2008