Sooo... Hello there. Er... I'm mischief-manager. Yep. I'm sure this is real interesting. Why you're here, I do not know. You're probably just as sane as I am. ;)

I am a writer and hopeless romantic so please don't judge some of the fluffiness. I tend to dart around pairings and fandoms, so if one gets neglected it's just me working on a different fandom. There are some stories that are in desperate need of editing, the stuff I wrote in 7th grade. I will get there eventually.

Shipping Quiz

Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions below? (In random order)

1. Tony and Ziva

2. Beckett and Castle

3. Indy and Marion

4. Snow and Charming

5. Merlin and Morgana

6. Jenny and Gibbs

7. Arwen and Aragorn

8. Emma and Graham

9. Tonks and Lupin

10. Jane and Lisbon

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter you first started shipping 6?

Their very first scene. The one where Jenny turns around and says, "Hello Jethro," From that moment on I was hooked.

2. Have you ever read fanfic about 2?

Yes. YES. And YESSSSSSS!!!! I was most definitely was completely obsessed for almost a year.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile pic/tumblr avavtar?

Nope.

4. If 7 were to suddenly break up, what would your reaction be?

No. You can't do that. Uh-uh.

5. Why Is 1 so important?

So much UST... *cringes slightly* And he can't live with out her.

6. Is 9 a funny or serious ship?

Both. Tonks is funny, Remus is serious. And together they're ah-mazing. (Oh god. I just said that.)

7. Out of all your ships, which has the most chemistry?

Tiva, Caskett, Jibbs, Mergana, and maybe Indy/ Marion. They all have their own special chemistry, and I'm terrible at choosing.

8. Out of all the ships, which has the strongest bond?

I think that it's a tie between Snowing and Mergana. The Charmings will always find each other. But then again, Merlin and Morgana are just well... Merlin and Morgana. They are opposites and enemies.

9. How many times have you watched/read 10’s fandom?

Uh... I started watching the Mentalist a year or two ago. And I was totally sucked in.

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

Not sure. Probably Indy/ Marion, Snowing, or Arwen/ Aragorn.

11. How many times, if ever has 6 broken up?

Once. And it was forever. *sobs in the corner*

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

I have to go with Beckett and Castle. Because Castle would have a zombie bunker in his apartment.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

I think they had to hide it from Elrond, maybe? Not entirely sure.

14. Is 10 canon?
So close, but so far away.

15. If all 10 ships were put into the Hunger Games, which would make it out alive?
Mergana. They are literally the most powerful sorcerers of all time. I mean come on.

16. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage ship 5?
They self sabotage. And I suppose you could blame Uther and Morgause as well. But it's mainly brought upon themselves.

17. Which ships would you defend to death and beyond?
Jibbs, Tiva, Caskett, Mergana, Snowing, Jibson and Remus/ Tonks.

18. Do you spend hours going through 3’s tumblr page?
I don't think there is one... :(

19. If an evil witch was to descend from the sky and tell you to sink one of your ships, or she’ll break them all up forever, which would you choose?
None. Have Merlin blast her out of the sky. Yes! But in all seriousness, probably Emma/ Graham.

20. Why do you love 3?

They're both badasses.

Favorite quotes:

Castle: If he is a vampire and you pull that out, he comes back to life.
Lanie: If he does than we can all go home early.

Montgomery: Thank you for your offer. However, my detectives will conduct their investigation in any manner they see fit.
Blake Wellesley: Captain, I can get the Commissioner on the phone in under a minute.
Montgomery: Well, tell him I said hi… and I really could use a raise.

Beckett: When I’m not here do you guys braid each others hair and debate who’s the coolest Jonas Brother?
Esposito: No, but is totally Nick.
Ryan: Absolutely Nick.

Beckett: Either you are being a good cop or you just wanna go to the museum?
Castle: They have dinosaurs there.

Castle: How do you know when you’re in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.

Martha: But, the question is this, when you come right down to it…would you be willing to break her out of prison? Because that my boy is true love.

Capt. Montgomery: Feds say he’s a white male 25 to 45 years old.
Castle:(whispers to Beckett) It could be me.
Capt. Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.
Castle: (whispering to Beckett) Still me.
Capt. Montgomery: He has a menial unimportant job.
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that I’m basing my next book on Esposito.

Martha: Doing the crossword in pen? Feeling cocky today, are we?
Castle: What is life without challenges?

Beckett: (about Natalie) She took my coffee, Castle.
Castle: It’s just coffee.
Beckett: (panicked) Then what’s next, my soul? Everything I do, she does. Even when I’m thinking, I can feel her in my head, like some kind of a brain-eating parasite from one of her movies.

Beckett: Alakazam, Jackass!

Castle: (About Alex) After everything I’ve done for him, he goes and tries to steal my muse.
Alexis: Muse thievery. What’s the punishment for that, five to ten in mythology jail?

Beckett: Listen to me, jackass. I do not control traffic, so you’re gonna have to give me 20 minutes.
Trapper John: Now you got one minute, Kate.
Beckett: No. I’ve got 20. Do you hear me? 20. Because if you pull that trigger, I will walk through those doors and personally put a bullet through your skull.
Trapper John: Okay, Kate. You got 20 more minutes.
Peterson: Well, that’s one way to negotiate.

Esposito: I don’t get it this is a little old retired librarian. What could possibly be in her safe deposit box that would be worth doing all this.
Ryan: Nazi gold, cold fusion, map to Atlantis.
Esposito: Hey, Castle Jr., could you maybe start thinking like a cop, please?

Beckett: What are you doing?
Castle: Just waiting for my partner. Maybe you’ve seen her. Pretty girl, thinks she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, yet…still manages to laugh at some of my jokes.
Beckett: She sounds like a handful.
Castle: Tell me about it. Anyway…if you do see her, tell her she owes me about a hundred coffees.

Castle: If you found out a man was cheating on you, how would you kill him?
Martha: Knife… to the heart.
Castle: All right. What if you don’t have the stomach for that?
Alexis: Shoot him.
Castle: But you don’t have the stomach for that either.
Martha: What’s wrong with our stomachs?
Alexis: There’s always poison.
Martha: True. Watch him writhe and suffer.
Alexis: Die like the rodent he is.
Castle: Wow. All these years writing about murderers, I had no idea I was living among them.

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
Eric:(I was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?

Callen: I'm all for going green, reducing our footprints, but if Hetty has her way we're going to be reusing our bullets.
Sam: She just wants us to recover our brass, if possible.
Callen: Reusable water bottles, no more paper towels, no more paper cups, what's next to go?
Sam: Saving the planet, G.
Callen: Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used post its.

"Your destiny's calling, better go find out what it wants" - Gaius

Arthur: I used to be afraid of these woods.
Gwen: I find that hard to believe.
Arthur: My father would bring me here when I was a boy. It seemed every falling leaf was a bandit, every puff of wind... was a ghost. You just get used to it in the end.
Gwen: I don't think I'd ever get used to it.
Arthur: You don't have to. You've got me (Gwen, Arthur and Merlin smile) What I mean is... in the event of an attack, we all watch out for each other. Morgana, I think I can rely on your protection.
Morgana: Of course.
Arthur: And, Gwen? You'll look after Merlin, won't you?

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