Hey there! Whether you're intentionally here, wondering what on earth has happened to bring you here, or just bored . . . Welcome!

Don't worry, I won't be offended if you leave immediately . . . well, not much. grin Incidentally, if you've never read any of my stuff, why are you here? Likewise, why are you bothering to read this? You must be really bored.

Right then, about me. (are you sure you want to know?) I should think it's painfully obvious by now that I'm not all here, but I'm fully sensible of the fact, so don't worry unduly. At the moment, I'm 23, but I have a suspicion that will change next year, possibly even the year after that. I'm English, which explains the obsessively good grammar, (sometimes!) but I'm of Irish descent, which explains the bizarre reviews.

Interests . . yes, I do have them.

In case you're wondering, yes, my family are fully aware of my erratic personailty. In fact, you might say it's hereditary. Does that tell you enough about my home life? Claim to fame . . . err, you'll have to contact me to find out.

Fics I would REALLY recommend perusing:

The Official Fanficiton University of Middle-earth

Once More Into The Urple Depths of OFUM - both by camilla sandman and definitely worth a look, even if you're not all that into LotR.

Um . . . interests, yes. Well, a clue would be what I tend to write about. And rugby.

And finally quotes:

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup. - bumper sticker belonging to my neighbour

You like pain? Try wearing a corset. - Pirates of the Caribbean (love that film!) And believe me, corsets are not the fun they're cracked up to be!

If he works hard on speed, he could go far. - subtitle translated from Welsh during the Llanelli Scarlets vs the Gwent Warriors match (rugby again)

And if you wanna ask me why I'm so strange, or just fancy a chat, feel free to mail me . . . I almost always answer, even if you insult me horrendously. Though I warn you, I am a witch. On your own heads be it. But that's me . . .and if you made it all the way through that twaddle and still want to read my fics, you're made of sterner stuff than a lot of people give you credit for. Be well, guys!