My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I have vices. Everyone does. They tell me all I care about is getting drunk and getting laid. I think I can live forever. I'm twenty three and invincible. But sometimes I wonder; is it really enough? Slash, Style.

Craig Tucker is an average teenager. Actually, scratch that. He is the most average teenager. He didn't expect much of himself. But boy did he score...This is South Park, cursing is assured. Cryle.

Cartman always gets what he wants. But this time...this time somebody else has gotten their hands on what should be his. Style and one-sided Kyman.

They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.

AU. The mutant "problem" is out in the open and everyone's taking a stand. This includes South Park. In the heat of all the mutant propaganda the teens of South Park must learn to deal with their powers...Comp. Summary inside. Slash-Style, Cryle.

Kyle Broflovski listens to one, and only one radio station. The only reason he listens to it is to hear a particular mans' voice. What happens when he finally calls the station to talk to the man himself? How will he handle the consequences? WARNING XXX

The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!

He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.

Oh, if only everything was a dream. Where cellophane flowers are not reality, and Kyle is abducted by something not of this Earth. Style. Cryle. alien!Stan, gore/cannibalism/vore

Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.