Hey there :)

I am a living, breathing definition of the word "nerdfighter". I am the upcoming evil genius and I will conquer the world. Someday.

If anyone is remotely interested (which I highly doubt), you can see some more of my general ramblings at http:// . It's the thing I use to vent and stops me from going any more insane than I already am.

Let's see, what to tell you about myself that is vaguely interesting... Not much. I'm from the UK and I live near London. I have insomnia and I tend to write most of my stuff at some unearthly hour when my mind just won't fall asleep, then proofread in the morning and cringe at the schoolboy errors my tired eyes have made. I tend to sneak my writing in whenever I can - under the desk at school, in the car and evenings and weekends when I don't have too much homework (A-levels suck). I am totally addicted to reviews and the more I get the more I write, so constructive criticism is greatly appreciated, and I will respond to them.

Thanks for reading that, I'd like to think that my actual writing is better... Go find out for yourself!

N.B. - I think I already said this, but I'm British, so if you're not, you might think I spell things wrong and suchlike. I try not to because I have a thing for SPaG.

With love, the three-fanged vampire walrus :E