Gender: The one that drives better, is less bitchy, more insensitive, and thinks with its penis... (I wonder which gender this is more offensive towards. lol)

Age: The molar mass of a singular oxygen atom (If you really care then look it up you creepy pedophile you)

Religion: Agnostic

Location: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! (Don't bother looking... I'm lurking in the shadows. And if there are no shadows where you are currently residing then I feel extremely sorry for you because you are obviously trapped inside a room with no furnishings completely surrounded by bright lights. And if your not in the exact setting described earlier and still continue to plead that there are no shadows near you, then you obviously have absolutely no sense of perception whatsoever. Oh and by the way if you've read thus far then DUCK! THERE'S AN AXE FLYING STRAIGHT TOWARDS YOUR HEAD! Phew! Close one. I just saved your life; you're welcome. You now owe me a life debt, which means I own you now. Go forth minion! Wreak havoc upon my enemies... muahaha) Just kidding... Click here

Favourite colour: Awesome (yes... it is a colour)

Favourite manga: Bleach, Naruto, Soul eater, One piece, Fairy tail.

Favourite anime: Fullmetal alchemist, Eureka 7, Code geass (Definitely my all time favourite).

Favourite movies: Shawshank Redemption, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and anything with Jason Statham, Liam Neeson, Michael Caine, Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp, Morgan Freeman, or John Noble (guy who jumps off of Minas Tirith while on fire in LotR. Epic, right?) in it.

Favourite TV show: Fringe (If you're into sci-fi crime dramas, I strongly recommend this show).

Favourite bands: Papa Roach, The White Stripes, 3 Doors Down, Theory of a Deadman, Hoodie Allen, Three Days Grace, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Carlos Santana, Flow, One Republic, Jack Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Favourite songs: Ghosts n' Stuff - Deadmau5, The Chase is on - Hoodie Allen, Tip Tap Toez - Dijunya, She is Beautiful - Andrew WK, All We Are - One Republic, Last Resort - Papa Roach, Scars - Papa Roach, Monsters - Matchbook Romance, Countdown to Insanity - H-Blockx, Flake - Jack Johnson, Blue Orchid - The White Stripes, Hit the wall - Lamb of God, Relentless Reckless Forever - Children of Bodom, Smooth - Carlos Santana, Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Closing Time - Semisonic, Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stupify - Disturbed, Drive - Incubus, Riot - Three Days Grace, Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria, Unholy Confessions - Avenged Sevenfold, Song for... - Rookiez is Punk'd, Sign - Flow, Welcome to the Family - Avenged Sevenfold, You Are Not a Robot - Hoodie Allen, You Don't Know What Love is - The White Stripes.

Best School Subject: Math (100% bitch! I must be a nerd or something...)

Languages: English (obviously), Italian, and a bit of French.

Activities: hanging out with friends, reading pretty much everything except novels, writing stories/music, playing guitar/piano/AltoSax, drawing/painting, and working out (I'm starting to think I have too many hobbies.)

Role Model: Muscle Glasses (muscular guy who wears sunglasses from Epic Meal Time)

Favourite Quotes:

"It's not class warfare- it's math." - Barack Obama (on 'Buffett Tax') [I love this man. So awesome]

"If you want something to get done, it's better to think of why rather then how; for once you find a reason, the method is no longer important." - Me

"If the king doesn't lead, then how can he expect his subordinates to follow?" - Lelouch (Code geass)

"Do or do not; there is no try." - Yoda (Star-wars)

"Our lives begin to end, the day we become silent about the things that matter." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Everything you do in life is insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Gandhi

"Don't beg for things. Do it yourself... or else you won't get anything." - Eureka seveN (Pretty much everyone says it)

"He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, holds victory within his grasp." - Sun Tzu [The art of war] (Slightly modified by me)

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." - Stephen King

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

"It doesn't matter who you are deep down inside, its what you do that defines you." - Anonymous

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein

"The opposite of love is not hate but indifference." - Elie Wiesel

"Tradition is the illusion of permanence." - Woody Allen

"True admiration means recognizing that the character is the perfect epitome of imperfection." - Anonymous

"In war, history is written by the victor." - Anonymous

"Willful ignorance is surrender to control." - Anonymous

"True love cannot be found where it does not exist, nor can it be denied where it does." - Torquato Tasso

"So you're saying that something someone besides me has to say could have meaning? Fools!." - Excalibur (Soul Eater)

"Dying is for fools; amateurs." - Charlie Sheen

"This world isn't about truth or lies. There are only hard facts. Despite that, many people mistakenly believe that only facts which are favorable to them are truth." - Aizen Sousuke (Bleach)

"When life gives you lemons: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" - Anonymous

"For instance, person X wants to drown a child in a freezing lake. He fails through no fault of his own, so no harm done. Morally sound? Of course not!" - Anonymous

Favourite Epic Meal Time Quotes:

"Gelatinous rice-paper bacon condom, to stop the bacon from impregnating everything around it."

Muscle Glasses: "It's thanksgiving, where's the turkey?"

Harley: "You fucking idiot. The turkey's inside the pig!"

"Next time, we eat my grandmothers rips. Who wants to help me dig her up?"

Whispering* "This is your weekly golden bacon moment. Don't let anyone take this from you. I won't let them."

"Fifteen big-macs, fifteen baconators, fifteen teen burgers no veggies, custom jack daniels meat sauucce. Fuck your little brain."

"Sushi -- fast food -- sex."

"What'd you know about health? Salad? Fuck salad!"

"We've prepared the lettuce; juicy, meaty lettuce. Cow lettuce."

"We took bacon and made candy, but can candy make bacon oven? Whatever the fuck that means!"

"Yellow rice... 'cause we ended rice-ism."

"Fur-coats, racoons, glasses, videogames, poles, metal, wood, EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, HEART." (By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!) lol

"Lard... because it wasn't fat enough already. Getting a lard-on."

Random Chick: "Omg, my burgers! How can I ever repay you?

Harley: "I don't know, why don't you share some with us you greedy bitches."

Favourite Poems:

Bleach Volume Twenty-two Poem: Conquistadores

There is no meaning to our world

There is no meaning to those of us living here

We meaningless beings ponder the world

Though the realization of meaninglessness itself

Means nothing

Bleach Volume One Poem:The Death and the Strawberry

Because we are amorphous

We hold that in reverence

Poem By Me

Arrogance is the twisted sentiment of pride

The arbitrary belief in a hierarchy were you hold sovereignty

The feeling of disdain towards the world around you

The trifling matter of you losing your grasp on sanity

Poem By Me

In existence, death is only a shadow

The vestige of a transcendent anomaly, unseen by humanity

An enigma, concealed by the obscure hand of demise

The murky depths of this world, already covered in darkness

Bleach Volume Forty-nine Poem: The Lost Agent

I wonder if I can keep up with the speed of the world, without you

Bleach Volume Thirty: There is no Heart Without You

These deep wounds, are like the oceans depths

These crimson sins, become colorless with death

Do not stand at my grave and weep: Mary Elizabeth Frye

Do not stand at my grave and weep

I am not there. I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow.

I am the diamond glints on snow.

I am the sunlight on ripened grain.

I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you awaken in the morning's hush

I am the swift uplifting rush.

Of quiet birds in circled flight.

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry;

I am not there. I did not die.

Poem By Me

How painful it is

To have something within your reach

Yet know it can never be touched

My Stories

I'm currently taking up writing as a hobby, and intend to finish the Ichiruki fanfic I have recently started (Bonds of Solitude). I'm also planning on starting another one after. If you have any tips for me to help improve my writing, or any suggestion for as to what you want to see happen in my stories, I would love to hear them.

And NO I am NOT an Ichiruki shipper. I READ THE MANGA. Just by reading Bleach and seeing the bond between the two is what go me into romance. You heard me! Just reading the manga got me into romance. How could the platonic bond between two comrades get me into romance? Obviously because it will become romance... soon. -_- I dare anyone to tell me that they shouldn't be together. You can try but in the end you will fail. If Ichiruki doesn't happen, then there is no such thing as 'true love'. (just sayin')

Oh, and most importantly, Enjoy!