PikaChica
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Joined 04-06-11, id: 2827053, Profile Updated: 08-06-13
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, Fruits Basket, and Ghostbusters.

Hey everyone, it's me, PikaChica.

Ack. I just took a peek at my profile, which I completely forgot about and only recently rediscovered. My goodness, was I really that irritating two years ago when I created such a monstrosity? Ugh. So, as you can see, I'm going to redo it in hopes that you don't lose all faith in my writing after reading the first few painful lines, as you probably would have up until this moment.

I absolutely love Artemis Fowl (and was quite outraged about the ending; if you PM me something in favor of Colfer's last book I will argue with you indefinitely), anything written by Meg Cabot, and the Diary of Anne Frank (I've thought about writing an alternate ending where she lives, but then I was just like, have some respect, PikaChica, so I'm not even going to go there). I use parentheses way to often, as you probably already know, and can't pick up a "classic" book without breaking into hives. Classically boring, maybe. In every one of those books a dog, horse, or small child dies.

I love writing, even though I know I'm not the best.

That's enough for now, I guess. Toodles!


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: "The Take Over, the Breaks Over" - Fall Out Boy (I actually don't really know what this song is about)

Waking Up: Gotta Be Tonight - Lifehouse (I'd be wishing that it would be nighttime.)

First Day of School: Sugar, We're Goin Down - Fall Out Boy (Mayday! Mayday! This one makes sense in a Freudian sort of way.)

Falling In Love: This Is Halloween - Nightmare Before Christmas(Frankenstein's bride...? )

Fight Song: Fell Down A Hole - Wolfmother(Apparently I would lose the fight, sinkhole style.)

Breaking Up: Hallelujah - Rufus Wainright(Bad relationship? This one makes sense.)

Prom Night: Conspiracy - Paramore(Am I destined to end up like Carrie?)

Life: Tiptoe - Imagine Dragons(Livin' large, that's me!)

Mental Breakdown: Taro - Altj(...)

Driving: You Found Me - The Fray(That's an oddly spiritual drive.)

Flashback: Sarah Smiles - Panic! At the Disco(Uhm.)

Getting Back Together: Glad You Came - The Wanted(This one makes sense.)

Wedding: I Caught Myself - Paramore(I suppose I get cold feet.)

Birth of a Child: You Make Me Feel... - Cobra Starship (That would be a really intense scene, with lots of strobe lights.)

Final Battle: West Coast Smoker - Fall Out BoyI'm fighting against lung cancer and gross teeth?)

Funeral Song: Stole My Heart - Little and Ashely(That charming Grim Reaper!)

Final Credits: Heartless - I forget. Kanye West, maybe?(Well, my heart had just been stolen in the previous scene, soooo...))


Invitation

If you are a dreamer come in,

If you are a dreamer, a wisher a liar,

A hop-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer..

If you're a pretender come sit by my fire,

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin,

Come in!

Come in!

-Shel Silverstein

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A Basket of Drabbles by Geoduck reviews
An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. Today's story: Tohru wants to make dinner. Kyo doesn't.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 110 - Words: 16,800 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/13 - Published: 6/8/2009
Between The Lines by ILoveFowl reviews
We all know that the AF series is about Artemis's character delevopment. But what about Holly? Her past was no fairy tale, either. Set in time lapses and between books, Artemis has to heal her wounds. A mix of humor, romance, and pain.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Check Mate by PrincessFreakinCastiel reviews
Artemis wakes up in Dr. J Argon's psychiatric ward with nearly all his memories. The one he's missing? Holly. If you like comedy romance light comedy please read! First story!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
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Time for Dessert reviews
Shameless smut. Holtzbert. Holtzmann and Erin go to lunch with the tenure board that sacked Erin, and things get a little funky.
Ghostbusters - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Complete
Fowl Fledglings reviews
A series of drabbles covering anything I happen to dream up. This includes but is not limited to movie dates, bathroom maulings, irresistible cologne, an unholy amount of blenders, etc. Mostly humorous and a tendency for AxH. Chapter Nine: Chess isn't all that exciting. Unless you're Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Poor, Poor Captain Short reviews
Holly is feeling under the weather, and for once Artemis is a bit unsure of what to do. As it turns out, the boy genius isn't very good at interacting with hysterical elves. He finds out that fairy PMS can be pretty dangerous. The hard way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Laser Tag reviews
Beckett, Myles, and Holly decide to play laser tag, dragging Artemis along. However, the fun evening soon takes a rather unfortunate turn. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter Five: Artemis gives Holly a piggyback ride. Slight ArtemisxHolly. Please read and review! Thank you for all the support!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Noah's Ark reviews
Some of the Zodiac animals are trapped with each other in a boat- for a whole day! How will they cope with being in such close proximity with one another! Mild Kyohru. Rating to be safe. Please R/R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Fruits Salad reviews
Little Furuba stories that I've written on a whim. Most will be funny, but there might be a few serious ones. Will cover most of the main characters. Enjoy, and review as much as you want!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Tohru H.
Getting Ready reviews
Artemis gets ready to go to Haven, his mother forcing him to wear the outfit she bought him for his birthday. Myles and Beckett are suprised by his "new look". Oneshot. My first fanfiction, so I'd appreciate reviews! Rating just to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete