Aloha I am Taryn and on occassion I try to write things. It usually doesn't work out though.

Oh so I found this thing and this actually like makes me tell you stuff by answering a questionnaire thing so yeah...

100 Things About Me

1. What is your name? Taryn

2. How old are you? 19

3. Are you sure? Sure as I'll ever be

4. What is your earliest memory? From when I was like 2 I don't really want to explain it but like It's fucking early

5. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Fireball shit gets me fucked up!

6. What is your favorite vegetable? Cucumber

7. Do you remember your first day at school? nope

8. What is the worst exam result you remember ever getting? one time i got a 3/37 on an algebra 2 quiz

9. How tall are you? 5'4

10. Can you swim? yep thanks summer camp

11. Who is your favorite movie actress? Don't have one

12. Who is your favorite movie actor? Jake Gyllenhaal or Chris Evans

13. Who is your favorite comedian? I don't have one.

14. Who is your favorite politician? Don't Have One.

15. Who is your favorite historical figure (been dead for at least 100 years)? My ancestors for producing me; a trainwreck

16. Who is your favorite super-heroine? Black Widow

17. Who is your favorite super-hero? Captain America

18. Can you name a female scientist other than Madame Curie? Does Diane Fossey count?

19. Who is your favorite mythological god or goddess? Apollo

20. Who is your favorite woman of all time? Mama

21. Do you agree with "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"? I've never even heard a tooth for a tooth so I guess not?

22. Do you agree with "Life does not forgive weakness"? Yeah, life doesn't forgive you for shit
23. Do you agree with "It is the enemy who can truly teach us to practice the virtues of compassion and tolerance"? Yeah because people forget that the people we've been told are our enemies have been told the same thing about us yet do we really know one another?
24. Do you agree with "The state can do what they want to do"? Laissez-Faire my lovely questionaire.

25. Do you agree with "If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country"? Not really.

26. Do you agree with "If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads"? No because beautiful things could be an allusion to where it leads

27. Do you agree with "Crime is a product of social excess"? of course

28. Do you agree with "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"? who cares im petty

29. Do you agree with "And mankind is naught but a single nation"? I don't know

30. Do you agree with "Bulimia is soooo '87"? I mean no, bulimia is a eating disorder it doesn't have a time frame

31. What is the worst movie you have ever seen? Boi I don't watch it if its garbage getchyo rottern tomatoes reviews

32. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen? I honestly don't watch tv.

33. What is the worst book you have ever read? Fuck i dont know theres a lot that I don't read past the first chapter. I was forced to read the blindside in high school though and let me tell you what utter TRASH it is

34. What is the worst song you have ever heard? Megan Trainor's breathing

35. What is the worst sport you know of? I dont care enough to hate them

36. Who is the worst movie "star" ever? I fucking hate Jim Carrey bye

37. Who is the worst comedian ever? I don't know

38. Who is the worst author ever? Tom Clancy - I'm redoing this from my 15 year old answers to my 17 year old answers and I have no idea who the fuck this is - 18 now still don't.

39. Who is the worst musical act ever? There's too many!!!

40. Who is the worst sports "star" you have ever seen? I don't know, I don't watch sports much.

41. If you could go back in time to witness an historical event in person, what event would you want to see? When Beyonce was given the presidency

42. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? Australia or New Zealand

43. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would you meet? If I also had the power to make them love me probably Jake Gyllenhaal or Chris Evans if not probably like Niall Horan or Ed Sheeran or maybe Michael Clifford I don't know

44. If you could become famous for one thing, what would that thing be? I wish acting

45. If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy? French Polynesia

46. If you could change any one thing about your country, what would it be? Donald Trump and the lower half being apart of the country

47. If you could change any one thing about international politics, what would it be? SO MUCH BOIIIIIII

48. If you could meet any famous person who is dead, who would it be? Prince and I'd cry as he sang Purple Rain to me

49. If you could become dictator of the world, would you? Yeah I'd be like an icon tho I would let these stupid ass men play with all of us

50. If you could eat an entire cow at one sitting, would you? No, I don't like beef.

51. Have you ever illegally downloaded music/TV shows/movies from the net? You forgot and ruined your computer from the extensive limewire viruses

52. Have you ever used illegal narcotics (yes, even pot counts if it was illegal at the time)? I wrote guilty when I was 15 but I know I didn't smoke weed then so I don't know what the fuck happened there. But yeah pot, shrooms, acid okay redoing this again at 18 and I've never done acid so idk why i was frontin

53. Have you ever gotten any points on your driving license? Nope

54. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop? A rock when I was 5

55. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes while underage? Of course

56. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for another person who was underage? Yeah and the bitch never paid me back

57. Have you ever tried to cheat the taxman/social security/other government agency? Nope.

58. Have you ever ridden on a train or bus without paying? Yeah but it's not like you had to pay anyways...

59. Have you ever been arrested? NO THANK YOU GOD

60. Have you ever been charged with a crime ... ? Nah.

61. What's the furthest you've ever been from home? Paris

62. Where have you visited that you would like to go back to? Disney World lol.

63. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet? Australia and Yosemite

64. Where is your favorite place in the world? I don't know probably the basic answer like my bed

65. Where have you visited that you hope never to go to again? I haven't been anywhere I've really disliked to be honest.

66. Where would you definitely never go to? North Korea

67. Where is your least favorite place in the world? I have no idea

68. What is your favorite way to travel? Airplanes

69. What is your least favorite way to travel? Subways

70. What is the capital of Assyria? Ass, Ass, Ass by Big Sean

71. What was the last movie you saw? Beauty and The Beast

72. Was it any good? It was good but I don't think it was as great as everyone made it out to be???

73. What was the last book you read? Harry Potter the third one

74. Was it any good? UM MY BABIES ARE INTRODUCED

75. What was the last song you listened to? Bad_news by (Bastille & MNEK)

76. Was it any good? It makes me want to get in a fist fight I love it

77. What was the last computer game you played? Sims 3

78. Did you do well? Pro.

79. What was the last meal you ate? Pork fried rice

80. Was it any good? It's my life force

81. Do you believe in God/Goddess/Gods/Goddesses? I don't know to be honest.

82. Do you agree with the war in Iraq? Fuck that shit

83. Do you believe in aliens? We are aliens lmaoooo

84. Do you agree with the theory of evolution? Of course I'm too in need of explanations for things to not

85. Do you believe in reincarnation? Yeah to an extent I don't think we come back as a blade of grass or anything though

86. Do you agree with the idea of the UN? United Nations (UN)? The idea is great the acting is shit

87. Do you believe in karma? Yep it bites me in the ass every fucking day

88. Do you agree with the theories of man-induced global warming? I'm going to college to literally fight global-warming i'm so concerned for this world.

89. Do you believe in democracy above all other systems of government? shit i don't know

90. Do you agree with Freddie Mercury when he sings "Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round"? I agree with anything that involved Freddie Mercury don't @ me

91. What is your favorite movie? Either A Bronx Tale or Into The Wild

92. What is your favorite book? Into The Wild

93. What is your favorite song? Let it be by The Beatles

94. What is your favorite city? Dublin, Ireland it's the land of my people

95. What is your favorite sport? Hockey

96. What is your favorite place in the world? Standing under the eiffel tower. I've never experienced something so incredible.

97. Are you glad these questions are almost over? I guess.

98. What are you going to do next? I don't know to be honest.

99. Do you anticipate this activity being fun? ye

100. Give us a quote to end on..."I think therefore I am." - Descartes

Okay I'm actually starting to like editing this thing. Like I see other peoples all nice and stuff and I feel threatened. 15 year old me was wild lmaoooo

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe not all stories should have a happy ending.

I love this shit

IF MY LIFE WERE A MOVIE…

Open your library (iTunes, Youtube Playlist, Media Player, iPod, etc). Put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question, type the song that’s playing.

Opening Credits: On Hold - The XX

Waking Up: The Scientist - Coldplay

First Day At School: Gasoline - Troye Sivan

Making Your New Best Friend: Pothole - Modern Baseball

Falling In Love: Cold Water - Major Lazer

Breaking Up: Jet Black Heart - 5 Seconds of Summer

Prom: The Gospel of John Hurt - Alt-J

Graduation: Out of Range - Brand New

Death of a Close Friend: The Boy who blocked his own shot - Brand New

Life’s Okay: Time after time - Iron & Wine

Mental Breakdown: Jesus Christ - Brand New (I love Brand New pls don't judge me)

Driving: When You Look Me In The Eyes - Jonas Brothers

Flashback: Degausser - Brand New

Getting Back Together: She Lays Down - The 1975

Wedding Scene: Mountain Song - Little Chief

Car Accident: TiO - Zayn (Honestly accurate tho because I get down so hard to this song I would crash)

Final Battle: Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana

Death Scene: Saturnz Barz - Gorillaz

Final Credits: Sleep On The Floor - The Lumineers

Deleted Scenes: Dog Days Are Over - Florence & The Machine

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