Madman With a Penhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Doctor Who, James Bond, Sherlock, Spider-Man, and X-Men. Okay, new profile description, because my old one was making me cringe. Hi! I'm Andy. I make stuff up and write it down and want to do that for a living. Also, I'm a massive geek so expect to see all my glorious geekdom explode into the form of fiction on here! I've already written stuff in the worlds of Doctor Who, Sherlock and James Bond and am currently working on my first Spider-Man fic (finally breaking away from my British trend and writing about one of my all-time favourite characters!). Stick around for more. I'm not sure if that was a pun (because Spider-Man) but, knowing me, it probably was... |
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Exhibition of the Defected by FallenStar22 reviews
An uneasy, public Gryffindor/Slytherin alliance is formed by Shacklebolt in order to draw society together and prevent another war. "I will be willing to do whatever it takes it reassure the safety of me and my family." "Do we have a choice? I just wanted to know whether we were the Ministry's new puppets." Post-war. Not a relationship-centric fic. Chars are those in latest chap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,493 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Ron W., Draco M., Gregory G., Daphne G.
Black Widow by Leda74 reviews
Responding to a distress call, the Doctor, Jamie and Victoria land on a dead ship trapped in orbit around a highly unstable binary star. The captain requests the Doctor's assistance in saving the ship, its crew and cargo, and the Doctor is happy to comply...until he discovers that the cargo consists of a captive Cyberman.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,675 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Victoria W., Cyberman - Complete
Waiting for Welford Ward by FallenStar22 reviews
When the Doctor, Amy and Rory try to go home for Christmas dinner, what calls them to the gloomy Welford Ward, and why won't anyone answer the door?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
It'll Snow Again Next Year Doctor by FallenStar22 reviews
Drabble. Clara reassures Eleven that in the same way the snow falls every year, they will meet again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Clara O., 11th Doctor - Complete
A Whale of a Tale by improbablewhale reviews
Please, for god's sake, ignore the cliche title. It's all I could think of. This prompt was suggested to me by one of my friends on tumblr, when I changed my url to . This just sorta... happened...
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - DI Lestrade
Holmes Meets Holmes by pretend-to-care reviews
I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, S. Holmes - Complete
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The Awkward Lives of Teenage Superheroes reviews
Peter Parker and Kitty Pryde have both recently become single and, with the X-Men scattered, Kitty decides to call Peter and see if he'd be interested in going on a date. However, in an increasingly anti-mutant world, things were never going to be easy for Kitty. And Peter's hardly having an easy time of it as Spider-Man... Loosely based on Ultimate Spider-Man continuity.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Katherine P./Shadowcat, Peter P./Spider-Man]
Always the Doctor reviews
The Eleventh Doctor finds himself face to face with the First Doctor. But who has brought the two Doctors together? And why? Both versions of the Time Lord set out to discover the culprit in this 50th anniversary tribute!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Missing In Action reviews
007 has gone missing in action. MI6 are stumped, but the few leads they do have point in the direction of one man - Jim Moriarty. Luckily, Mycroft Holmes has strong connections with MI6 and believes he knows just the man for the job...
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
Winner Takes All reviews
With the future of the criminal world resting on a game of Poker in a high-end Monte Carlo casino, Bond must enter a battle of wits with nine of the world's deadliest criminals. Modern Bond novel. Some inspiration from Casino Royale.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - James Bond/007, Felix L. - Complete
The Five Messages reviews
It's Valentine's day and Sherlock just can't resist working out who's been sending cards! I know I've put one of the genres as romance, but it is absolutely NOT Sherlock/John, because... just no!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Goddess On The Orient Express reviews
"An Egyptian Goddess, loose, on the Orient Express... in space." A story based on the events following the conclusion of The Big Bang, which sees the Doctor, Amy and Rory aboard a luxury space liner, in pursuit of the deadly Sekhmet...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Nightmare Manor reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory arrive at an ancient and impossible manor house. They soon find themselves locked in, facing their greatest fears - but can they reach the top floor and its terrifying secret? My first upload!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
