Um...Hi there. I'm extremely honored you took time out of your valuable fanfiction reading schedule in order to view An Insane Nobody's profile. I hope I can write well enough to keep your attention. Uh... If you're really curious, here is a bit about myself.

I'm 17

I often stay up all night waiting for someone to review my new stories, and wont go to bed until someone does. Even on school nights. I once stayed up for three days, so freaking review even if you hate it.

I haven't grown an inch in four years, and still mark my height at a vertically challenged 4' 11". I am 117lbs, very American with blonde hair and blue eyes.

I have six horses, a Guinea Pig, and four dogs.

My favorite color is neon blue

My favorite number is 95.

I can read a 700 page book in 5 hours.

My least favorite subject is math, and I plan to become an editor if I turn out to be any good at it. I'm best at writing really short stories that are a bit depressing, and if you haven't guessed I really like yaoi. Though I guess not all of my work is yaoi, some are just contemplative.

People find my habits either creepy or crazy, I just think I'm unique.

I promise I'm not nearly as mature as I sound... That's just my hands revising what my brain is thinking to make it sound better. If you meet me in person you'd know what I mean.

I've begun posting stories, if there are any errors please contact me.

I hate where "they" make all the places where you put ! and ? together just a freaking exclamation mark. Annoys the shiz out of me.

My best buddy ATYsToboe began posting stories, I'm acting as her beta. She just started so go check her out and review so she gets better!

Insanely yours,

An Insane Nobody