![]() Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and A.I.. '() () Sup? I glad you went ahead to check out my profile, but there's really nothing to see... well, here goes: Basic Info: Pen Name: Fragmented Mind Age: 813 years (For Real!) Gender: Most people on this website are girls... I'm not left out :) Other Info: Fave Color: Purple :) Least Fave Color: Yellow :( Fave Number: Eight Least Fave Number: One Fave Food: Chocolate XD Least Fave Food: Garlic D: Fave Anime: Naruto... :) Fave Series: Harry Potter! Fave Book: Don't laugh... Secret Garden Story's Done: [1] When Did I Have a Daughter?: Summary: When Itachi died, he left behind his daughter who Sasuke had taken as his own by default and became her father. It was because of his daughter that he found himself her mother. Who would've thought? SasxOC Category: Anime/Mange Naruto Rated: T Language: English Genres: Romance/Action/Adventure Chapters: 13 Status: In-Progress WBU [Will Be Updated: Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays (One or two chapter each) [2] I'm Different Summary: Final moments of David, as he held his mother's hand, and feeling the world come to a stop. The lights had dimmed to nothing, and he felt himself slip, but contently and in bliss... Category: Movies A.I. Rated: K Language: English Genres: General/Family Chapters: 1 Status: Complete [3] Teacher and Pupil Summary: Kakashi meets again with one of his former students in a heated reunion. KakashixOC LEMON/SMUT/SEX Category: Anime/Manga Naruto Rated: M Language: English Genres: Romance/General Chapters: 2 Status: Complete [4] And They Arrive Summary: Funny how people would write fanfics, right? But I swear, some crazy fan is writing my life, and now I have two Akatsuki members to take care of... Damn that Uchiha and the Blue Dude -_- Category: Anime/Manga Naruto Rated: K+ Language: English Genres: Romance/Drama Chapters: 2 Status: In-Progress WBU: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays (One chapter each) I also have a FictionPress account, so check that out too! That's it! Hope you got all that! ~ FM I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. Paste this on your profile if you're the girl who writes fanfics instead of doing homework. Paste this on your profile if the only reason you pasted this on your profile was to make your profile longer If you think Robot Chicken should start doing longer episodes copy & paste this to your profile If you think Ranka Lee is just to cute copy & paste this to your profile If you rather listen to Japanese music to America copy & paste this to your profile ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ To Every Girl: To every girl that is SCARED to To every girl that has been To every girl that To every girl who To every girl that will spend her To every girl who gets her heart To every girl that would die To every girl who would just once To every girl that cries at night To every girl that won't get To every girl that To every girl that To every girl who To every girl who would just To every girl who To every girl who lies To every girl that To every girl that To every girl who shows how much To every girl that thought To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff To every girl who is just To every girl that doesn't want To every girl who wants To every girl that fell for all the lies To every girl that gave her heart away To every girl that has faith that This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded : Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.. "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Why do we ((sleep)) in church, 80 percent of you wont repost this. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Copy and paste this if you are against Child Abuse. How to be like Naruto! Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I wouldn't mind that XD) Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (Eh... No...) Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (Eh... That'll hurt...) Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (I tried. I fell) Trade in your hat for a forhead protector (But I love my hat... :() Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan (Maybe... :)) Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (Psh i'll look like a stalker... But I'll do it :D) Graduate highshcool and proclaim ur self as Anbu (Sure, why not? XD) List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (Um... YES!!) spout out a random character quote on command (OF COURSE!!) Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (:D) When you run, you run with your arms behind you (I've tried that before! Looked like a retard though...) Try to walk on top of a hot spring (I don't like being wet...) When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (I'd look stupid... I'll do it!! :D) Write your name in blood on a big scroll (I can't bite my finger it hurts... ) Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (Yes!!) You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (And wear emo eyeliner, and write 'love' on my forehead) You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (Meh... Not really... But I wouldn't mind graffiting Mount Rushmore!!) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (Sorry, my dog already has a name :)) You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I won't do the bugs!! Unless they're spiders :)) You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (YOSH!!) You always wear green, skin tight clothes. (OR BODYSUITS... It's creepy just to think about it... O.O) When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (And be like It's not my fault!) You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (XD I'd do it... But I'd only spy on my worst enemy and tweet it XD) Turn Gay and get obsessed with snakes.(Heck No,I dont wanna be Orochimaru *shudders*) You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (YES!!) 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? (In order) Itachi - Gaara - Deidara - Haku - Sasuke - Naruto - Temari - Shikamaru - Neji 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? (In order... I'll skip the OCs) PeinKonan (Not Nagato or Yahiko... pretend they don't exsist :D) KibaHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? If the yaoi's in the background of the fanfic XD 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No... I'd look more retarded then running up a tree XD 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any. Meh... on the computer counts?? 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No... :) 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku... When Sakura becomes more smarts and cool :D SasuNaru in the background :) 9. Which team is your favorite? Does the Seven Swordsman of the Mist count?? 10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope..Tobi is...Uchiha Madara!! XD (I just spoilt =P) 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Support 200% I know it :) (Read ahead =P) 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!! XD 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro... until he killed Itachi 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES!! But skipped a few fillers =P 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Absolutely :D And still checking for more 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No... Naruto definately has ADHD XD (attention defecit hyperactive disorder) 17. Sub or dub? Sub (Teaches me Japanese XD) 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! She's so... annoying... -_-" 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny - Tobi is a good boy!! XD 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yup! Tobi's a good boy who is actually Uchiha Madara=P 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UGLY!! NERD!! 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? HAKU!! Deidara, Sasuke :) 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both =P 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Some... Sasori (Just a little more sweeter :)), Gaara (Smile a little!!), Sakura(cool/shy/cute/anything except annoying...) Deidara (Sweeter!!) Sasuke (Although there is no hope now... secretly really nice :)) 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? DEFINITELY!! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES!! 27. Do you like lemons? ... ;) ask Kakashi ;) 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No... they're clueless when it comes to me and my interests :) 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ... What's that?? 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? LOVE THEM!! :D 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Almost... just need to get them to watch the first episode... :( 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? YES!! It was so... embarrassing... girls aren't suppose to love Naruto, right?? 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTf' is this?' No because I'm sneaky... like a ninja XD 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yup! In a bad way... but now it's in a good way XD I hope... 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No :) 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? YES!! ;P 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Psh..NO! Coz Pein is the Leader!! (I know :)) 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes... I have too many to count... :( 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Have you ever seen that picture where he was in that stage and Itachi ROFL at him?? I did too XD 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? MANY!! 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes... and loving it!! :D Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile. Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch or Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you slapped a bitch in front of a teacher/principal and didn't get in trouble copy and paste this into ur profile and add ur name to the list. Rose Takamora/Fragmented Mind ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE Pick the ones that fit you (bold= stuff for me) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm a JEHOVAH'S WITNESS so I MUST hate any other religions. I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up. I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak. I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican. I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie. I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd. I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex. I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak. I'm Mexican so I MUST be a cowboy or a cowgirl. I'm a loner so I MUST hate life and every one that loves it. I'm unsocial so I MUST be a druggie or a smoker. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! |