Hey, welcome to my profile. If you've stumbled here, you must have read my stories or you've heard my name mentioned by Vita-de-Incendia

Pleased to meet you, then. I hope you'll get to see some good stuff here to keep you interested.

Here are some things about me:

I am a terribly boring person and I last updated this over three years ago. Not much has changed. If I have to talk about myself, all I can say are these pretty boring things:

I'm twenty-one, female, and live in the United States.

I read and write for fun and if boredom hits, arts are to be done. I know, I'm exciting, right?

Going to be graduating with a bachelors in arts and minors in history!

Single. Yep.

I'm probably one of the laziest people you will ever meet.

I think that pretty much sums me up unless I mention stupid things like I'm short, wear glasses, and thought I'd look cool if I cut my hair short (that didn't really work out so well).

Fun fact: I am currently wearing socks.

Life's Motto: Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Current reading list: The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Nonbeliever by Stephen R. Donaldson and The Riftwar Saga by Raymond E. Feist

Current Anime list: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Bleach, and Naruto Shippuden

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Take candy, not drugs. No, really, give me your candy.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

I never had imaginary friends, I had magical friends. Mine were actually real.

Caution, water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you... but hopefully not bricks.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Save the earth, it's the only place with candy!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?