Hmm...I suppose I should put up a profile, huh?

Well, I've never done a profile before, so I guess I should start with my name.

Name: Darktiger2 (ha! Thought you'd get my real name...huh?)

Age: Younger than twenty, older than five. (that should narrow it down...)

Anyways, I'm a young authoress who loves to write and tries to draw, although she sucks at it. She writes to escape the world she lives in, cause she has a horrid case of depression. (Case: severe) She moves around a lot (all over the world) but not because her dad's in the army. She has a bad case of perfectionism, although she knows that there's no such thing as being perfect. Her parents and she don't really get along, especially she and her dad, because her dad wants her to be perfect. She writes a lot of poetry too, but it deals with loneliness, sadness, depression, you name it.

The authoress loves TMNT, especially the character Leonardo, because she can identify herself with him.Trying to be perfect sucks, and being an elder model for your younger brother sucks even more... The authoress likes Raphael as well (second favorite) then Donatello and Michaelangelo tie in third.

Yes, the authoress has a younger brother, who's nine years younger, and he is constantly getting on her nerves. The authoress, as much as she hates to admit, cannot deal with children. They just annoy her. She likes them in her story (her own made up characters) but in real life she gets really annoyed by them.

She gets into many fights with her parents, and now is starting to shift away from them, although she knows that she loves them and is really happy to be their daughter. But she feels like she is the 'black sheep' and therefore wants to move out of the house whenever she has a chance to.

Anyways, the authoress realizes that she probably has already bored you to death, so she will stop here...and why am I writing in third person? I just realized that...sad huh? Anyways, read my stories and try not to fall asleep.

Favorite Quotes: (some may be a bit mean, but they're funny!)

(on shirts)

"A wise man once said, I don't know. Ask a girl."

"Boys are like lightbulbs. Some are brighter than others."

"Please shut up, I'm trying to ignore you."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Drop the chocolate and no one gets hurt."

"Bratty but cute. So I'm worth it."

(on posters)

"I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here!"

"Marriage is when you find the perfect person to annoy for the rest of your life!"

"You don't scare me, I have kids!"

"Raising teens is like nailing jello to a tree." --my favorite!

"My room, My mess, My business." --LOOOOVE IT!

(on a website)

"Yes, we have a family filter. No, it will not filter out your family!" --darn. I could use a little less of my brother!

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you." --so true... (looks around worridly...)

"As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716."

"I don't think, therefore I am."

"I know it all, I just can't remember it all at once."

"Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped."

"I can imagine a world without war, a world without hate. And I can imagine us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

"Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes."

"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students."

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

"We are not lost. We're locationaly challenged." -John M. Ford.

(great said quotes/questions)

"Why is "abreviation" such a long word?"

"I'm not playing. They're called board games because they are bor-ring!" --My eight year old bro said that. I thought it was so cute!

"May the toothbrush be with you!" --actually, I said that after mom made a comment on toothbrushes...(get it? "may the force be with you?)