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 Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Fairy Tail. Oh man.. Long time no see Fanfiction.net Allow me to climb out of this rock I've been hiding in for a while. I guess I just lost interest in this stuff but I've been watching Fairy Tail and reading the manga and man! Am i inspired. So I guess I'm back. Yay?! Please, form an orderly queue and bring me cake to welcome me back... I never joke about cake. Well enjoy my stories |
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The Season of Lucy by Rhov reviews
The team's mission is to put on a children's play about the seasons. Natsu is obviously summer, Gray is perfect for winter, but the two boys argue which seasons Lucy and Erza portray. Why does Natsu think Lucy is Spring? Will the play succeed when Summer and Winter clash on stage? Will Erza ever manage to recite her lines? Come find out!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Gray F., Erza S. - Complete
Brooms for Romantic Idiots by axygone reviews
Natsu and Gajeel can't seem to kiss their mates, Lucy and Levy, without failing, so they decide to go to Loke for advice. Practice, that is what Loke says when he decides to teach the two dragonslayers. So that's why Natsu and Gajeel are going to practice kissing on broom sticks and mops. After all, practice makes perfect! Right? Doesn't it? Nalu and GaLe! Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Gajeel R., Natsu D., Broom - Complete
Clean Up Nice by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Bixlow runs into Lisanna at the banquet. Literally. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Lisanna S., Bickslow - Complete
You'd Be Surprised by AtheisticPokemon reviews
You'd be surprised at the amount of tension between two people. This showcases that tension. From the first time they meet to Silena to married with kids. Everything you can think of that ever happened to Clarisse and Chris. One-Shot Collection.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Clarisse R., Chris R.
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
The Hall of Shame by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
A parody different from all the others. If you're looking for a cliche collection as a guide how not to write any type of PJO story, just look right here! There's gag-worthy cheesiness, Mary Sues, and a bucket of recycled plotlines!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Percy J.
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The Talk reviews
"Wait, what is sex?" Wendy asked, utterly confused. And that was when Mira went into Demon form and beat the crap out of Laxus for deviling Wendy's innocence. Oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Wendy M. - Complete
The man's guide to being manly reviews
"Oh, hello there. My name is Elfman Strauss, and as you can clearly see, I am manly and with this guide, you too, can be manly" Where Elfman writes a man guide and teaches the members of fairy tail in the 'way of the man'. Whether they want to or not. (They don't) Chapter 1: The man's guide to getting the girl (Gale)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Elfman S., Evergreen
Never interrupt a period cult reviews
Moral of the story: The women of Fairy Tail are insane and you should never interrupt a period cult. Rated T for language
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Elfman S., Gajeel R., Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
My Immortal Commentary reviews
The one and only , MY IMMORTAL, with commentary from me. You know you want to read it. I don't know how many brain cells I'll have left after this. So read and review. Rated T for murder of the English language and horrible descriptions. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Discovering FanFiction reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
