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Author has written 4 stories for 39 Clues, and Maximum Ride.

Hey guys, so this is my profile... s'pose I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm 12 going on to 13. My dad is Colombian and my mom is Ohian (is that right?). I have a younger brother. My favorite book series is the 39 clues, my favorite TV show is America's Next Top Model. I don't know why i'm telling you this but I am so get over it. I live to play soccer, i've played it my whole life. My parents are divorced. I take drama and I love it. I am convinced I am a ninja. I believe most books ( 39 clues) are real, people say i'm crazy but I dont care. I'll probably change this in a few months...or not.

I live to laugh, to love

-Jay


39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

~If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

blackstarfairyfiend, Evanescence456, RageRunsStill, Lapulta, 39cluesgal~,bookgeek99


Things I would die without

1. Food durrr
friends cause the support me and make me laugh
parents, cause...well they give me a house,food and gave birth to me sooo...
ipod cause music feeds the soul
notebook, it has all 39 cluesness in it ( and other stuff...)
6. The 39 clues, without it i would basicly have no friends ( sad, i no)
7. The internet, honestly how did they survive 100 years ago?
phone , thank you mom and dad
9. Oxegyn, we would all be dead
10.light , i am terrified of the dark

so know you know things i would die without, sooo please dont take them from me be cause i very much like being alive.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm in 7th, there is no need for a relationship
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser All the popular kids at my school are idiots.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. No, it is just that they're all stupid.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


Favorite Quotes

"Trust no one." -Mr. McItyre Maze of Bones

"You're a Cahill too" -Amy Cahill Sword Thief

"Lovely" -Ian Kabra Sword Thief

"Trust people but keep your money in your sock." -Grace Cahill Beyond the Grave

"I think she likes it when I hold her hand, don't you Amy?" -Ian Kabra Black Circle

"Don't call me mum! It makes me sound old." -Isabel Kabra In Too Deep

"Sorry, her heart belongs to Ian Kabra" -Dan Cahill Vipers Nest

You will tell me what you want or I will kill the people you love." Isabel Kabra Into the Gauntlet

"I will never make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain, Get used to it" -Annabeth Chase Last Olympian

Kindness is a tool for the weak minded who know no better, fear equals power and violence leads to control. Destruction is the key to all success and greatness." - Damian Vesper Vespers Rising

"Sometimes I just pretend to be stupid so if I let something slip people just think 'the kid's an idiot'" -Max Russo (Jake T. Austin) Wizards of Waverly Place

" I am a man, and men do not consume pink liquid, get thee gone woman and bring me somnething brown." -Jace Mortal Instruments

- hope no one minds if i borrowed this from bookgirl39


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Yessum
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Why sleep in the first place?
You write fan fictions about the book. Would I be on this site if I didn't?
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. They groan every time I mention the book...
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Me: "Dan, go away!" My little brother: "Who?"
Everything reminds you of the book. Check
You quote random lines all the time. And then laugh at the people who don't get it.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. Attempt and succeed
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. yes and yes
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. Dad: You need to get your pictures off my phone Me: Never! Dad: Excuse me? Me: Nothing...
You've got a book memorized. Not word for word but dang close
You've read a book more than five times. At least...
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. City of fallen Angels: 456 pages in 3 hours, i have way to much free time...
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. Sadly, I don't know where Pittacus Lore lives...
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. Good thing Iggy doesn't have a gf
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. Stupid brother...
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. THE 39 CLUES ARE REAL!!! I SAQW THE M ON A ROCK IN THE BAHAMAS!!!
Your idol is a character from a book. Dan Cahill all the way, WOOT WOOT!!!


A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy, Kurt? try Evan!

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (*sob*)

You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (Litarally)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (Sorry, waiter, i could have sworn i saw you put green liquid in my drink...NO I'M NOT CRAZY )

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (Just about)

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (Isabel Kabra, aliens and my little brother. Worst nightmare ever.)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (EVERYONE has a branch in my world)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Well IDK who they are but yeah...)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (Even my dogs walk away.)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I never cared for it but I'm better at it) 4) You get to correct the teacher when they make a mistake

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)(Totally)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real (I SAW THE M!!!)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Ian and Amy every time)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (Dan I love you and its not creepy that ur face is my wallpaper for my computer)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs

You wish you could meet all the authors

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (I'm not off to much of a start though...)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen (Well he is in my branch.. Lucian thats right)

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (As well as page 40 book 7)

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (I'm a smart cookie!)

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (*grin*)

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Vesper" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (It's kind of fun...)

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (I made them a playlist)

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started likeing eachother the same way Hope/Author did (Yep. Life is funny that way)

You sepkulate as to who Irina's child's father is (I don't really want to think about it)

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that , I know she's going to pop up in a book and I'll scream YOUR NOT DEAD!!!! And do a little happy dance

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (I made my own with push pins!)

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (I always said it)

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (Well on one computer. The other is a turtle eating a flower!)

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking (Quiz me!)

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors (At least read them)

You desperetly want to be in the movie (I will play Natalie)

You cheer every time someone says "39" (Hehe)

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (Lol I'm a Lucian.)

You say "go all Lucian" (Only to friends)


Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever i'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grovers sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

Whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Thalia

When a friends afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever someone gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

When a sister scolds her brother

I promise to remember Nico

When I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

When I look up at the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

When a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go


Girls are like Apples

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.

Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy.

So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they
are just amazing.

They have to wait for the right boy to come along who is brave enough to climb
to the top of the tree.


-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.

-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. yupp
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Why sleep in the first place?
You write fan fictions about the book. nah, im just on this site for no reason (sarcasm)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. i think they are annoyed now
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Me: "Dan, go away!" My little brother: "Who?"
Everything reminds you of the book. Check and chack
You quote random lines all the time. only i undestand it...
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. I can too!
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. Double check
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. iPod, computer, mom's computer, school's computer, history notebook ect.
You've got a book memorized. basicly
You've read a book more than five times. hehe yea...
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. City of fallen angles: 429 pages in abote 4 hours, not my best work...
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. Sadly, I don't know where James Patterson lives...
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. Sorry Anabeth, PERCY WILL BE MINE
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. Mom: Honey you do know Dan is not real,right? Me: Lies, you fill my head with lies!
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. Lucians are real. I seen the crest with my own eyes!!!
Your idol is a character from a book. I LOVE YOU DAN!!!


A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


23.the reason you joinedREASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
get to wear creepy masks
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17.we get to order our minons around
18.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20.sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
BAD GUYS!!!
get to act stupid any time and people are to afrade to laugh at you

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.


You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (VESPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL KURT!!!!!!)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (*sob*)

You wish Ian and Amy would just make out and make up already! (Litarally)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you ( THe lunch lady was looking at me funny)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (Just about)

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (Ian,Ned, Gun, White room, MEMORIES!)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (EVERYONE has a branch in my world)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Well IDK who they are but yeah...)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (Even my dogs walk away.)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I never cared for it but I'm better at it)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves, they killed PJO)(Totally)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real (I refuse to beleive so untill someone proves it! (its real i saw " BEwere-M on a fort in Jamaca) ( you know Anne Boney...)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Ian and Amy every time)

You have a crush on one of the book characters (cough dan cough)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs

You wish you could meet all the authors ( ive met rick rioden)

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (Ive been to 2 of the places)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen (Mr. Russert is a ( ) Vesper!)

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (As well as page 40 book 7)

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (I'm a smart cookie!)

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (*grin*)

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (It's kind of fun... and im a Lucian)

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (I made them a playlist)

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started likeing eachother the same way Hope/Author did (Yep. Life is funny that way)

You sepkulate as to who Irina's child's father is (I don't really want to think about it)

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to awsome for that (And way to smart)

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (I made my own with push pins!)

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (I always said it)

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (Well on one computer. The other is a turtle eating a flower!)

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking (Quiz me!)

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors (At least read them)

You desperetly want to be in the movie (i look just like natalie and can act like her too)

You cheer every time someone says "39" (Hehe)

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian" (Only to friends)


Kurt is Evil. Evil is Kurt.- 39 Clues

Nico is Hot. Hot is Nico.- PJO

Dan is Ninja. Ninja is Dan.- 39 Clues

Fang is awsome. awsome is Fang.- Maximum Ride

I is Crazy. Crazy is I.- ME!!!


Girls are like Apples

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.

Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy.

So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they
are just amazing.

They have to wait for the right boy to come along who is brave enough to climb
to the top of the tree.


-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I was thinking, while I was running... about not hitting trees, I hope.

-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."


39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through. When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina. When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian. When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add you name to the list.
blackstarfairyfiend, RageRunsStill, PJOTKCLucian13,Amian 4ever, bookgirl39.bookgeek99


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent (im a hunter of artimas) will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (I do talk to myself a lot. No I don't! Don't deny it! fine, i do... BUT IM NOT CRAZY ,they are mental notes)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (See above. I have that conversation daily.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (I say it like I'm narrating a book.)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (GIVE ME COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

You live off of sugar and caffine (I have a Coke problem...)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. (Only sometimes... I SAID I WAS SORRY!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (I send out a randomness newletter to my contacts)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (It's called skill.)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (What are those?)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (I always have pens in my pocket. Who needs paper when you have hands.)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Half of them are taped on. No joke.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (What's that? Isn't it from excessive typing?)

People think you have A.D.D. (i do...)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (people say its a problem, i dk why, I LOVE IT, it makes my life interesting)

You zone out even with other people. (Friend:Well, wat do you think Me: on wat???)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Sometimes. Then I'm asked who I'm talking to)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason ( Me: IM NOT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Friend:...)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Most of the smarter ones.)

You're profile is REALLY long. (If you're reading this, you know that already)

Your computer runs out of memory. (That's what flash drives are for!)

You can't stop writing! (Only to do this)

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally. (My life is on it, literly)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (My worst subject five years running.)


What is going through my head right now ( sometimes it helps)

i need a life
hmmm, im hungry
why are spoons round
hehe squat is a funny word
i need to start packing for new york
should i play guitar
something smells weird...
WHOOPDY DOOO I WON MY SOCCER GAME!!!

hope that didnt bore you, but that is my mind, full of things going a million miles per hour.


List 10 book characters

1.Fang
2.Ian kabra
3.Nudge
4.Max
5.Percy
6.Annabeth
7.Amy
8.Sadie Kane
9.Dan
10.Carter kane
11.Clary
12.Jace

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?
I can honestly say i have not

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Without me sounding lesbo, no

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?
I think Jace would say some witty comment and Sadie would kill him

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?
YEAH!!! Dan is my ninja buddie

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hmmmm, maybe if Ian isnt a total jerk

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Percy and Dan or Percy and Carter... Percy is there something your not telling me?!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?
Nothing because Ian and jace are not gay ( not that there is anything wrong with being gay, I love gay guys, they are so nice!)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.
The Winged Magician

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
NO!!!!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.
When all goes bad

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Set fire to the rain

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Do not read if you would like to continue seeing

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About a week ago

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Fang and Amy are in a happy relationship until Amy runs off with Max. Fang has a hot one night stand with Clary and a brief unhappy affair with Jace , then follows the wise advice of percy and finds true love with Nudge. ( THat would never happend because amy would never sway!!!)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Bad for Amy because Sadie would crush her

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Yell at my bro for not introducing me to max then become bffs with max

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
YOU WILL DIE IAN KABRA

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
At first i would yell at him because i have under garments then relize it was Carter and makeout with him

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Well considering Fang is some what emo i would not be suprised

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
Confusion because i didnt think max thought like that

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Really? You can buy one for,like, 5 bucks.

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
SHUTUP, I NEED MY SLEEP

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Walk up to ian and smack him, so what if i got a detention it would be worth it!!!


Taliking to myself!!!!!

Date: July 24 2011
Time: 9:30 ish

I AM SO STUPID!!!!!!!! Now i now you guys are probably wondering why, it is because i was working and my next chapter and i accedently exited out of it without saving. At this point i was like real smart. I tried to undo it but i couldn't. You can leave me to my stupidedy now. oh and btw dont worry the next chapter will be out soon since i all ready have the main plot and idea


Quotes To Live By

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

If you are going to live by these rules post them on your profile

Ninja Swag


I am the girl that...

Isnt afraid to speak up

Dosnt care if people say your weird

isnt "mainstream"

has a unique style

starts the conversation with " Oh.My.God. I saw a PINK HUMMER LIMO!!!" and ends it with " Haters gonna hate...SWAG"

Probably laughs too long

isnt afraid to try new things

says " Yeah, Im weird, got a problem with that?"

goes to dances and laughs at the sluts when they get rejected

wears a fake mustach to school

dosnt go with the the flow

But im also the girl that looks at every blade of grass until i find a different one.


Augest, 10 3:34

My life truly sucks. My parents are fighting ( about to get a divorce), my mom made us go and live at my grandmas, i don't really see my dad. I kind of hate my mom cause she acts like everything is OK and already has a new bf and guess who he is...MY FREAKING SCIENCE TEACHER!!!! I am beyond pissed right now ( sorry for the langue(?), it was the only way i could truly tell you how i feel.) And she thinks i don't hear here, but every night i hear her sneak out around 12 and probably goes out partying.Why am i telling you this? i really don't know... hope i didn't bore you with my misery.

Ninja Swag


If I say Fang and you scream "Where?!" copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you KNOW The Flock is real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you REALLY want Fang to be real and meet him, copy and past this to your profile.

If you'll take first watch, copy and paste this is you profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If you have dreams where you are kidnapped to become a member of the Flock, copy and paste this into your profile.


Things only I think would be cool:

1.Getting kidnapped by the Vespers It would prove im not crazy

2. Being part avian don't tell me you wouldnt want to be?

3. Finding out that you have a long lost twin that was kidnapped at birth a and you have to save her/him it would give you a sense of adventure

4.Being a gypsy I was born to travel

5. A RUSSIAN SPY Irina died a hero... *sniff sniff*


Hello my fellow home dawgs, I am here to share my latest discoveries...

Heyhihello: Heyhihello is a YouTube band that has become popular between my best friend and I, their first song, Don't quit, not quite, is one of my favorite songs of all time * YOU AND I WILL BE JUST FINE, OOOO WHOA OH*

Divergent: Divergent is a new book trilogy. Written by Veronica Roth, a girl, Tris, has to make one choice, a choice that will decide her friends, her personality, and basically her life. This new book is filled with adventure, romance, a some humor.

Mortal Instruments: The movie is planning on coming out in 2012. The only two official castings is Jace LIghtwood is Jamie Campbell Bowl and Clary Fray is Lily Collins.

So far this is all i have found. If you want something discovers and want me to check something, just PM me. I have connections and official ways to finding this information.


Hello people of fanfic, if you are reading this then good for you! If not... SCREW YOU. So, the only reason i am writing this is to let ya'll know that i have momentarily QUIT fan fiction. My parents are getting divorced and i really just need my friends to help me get through this tough time and i need to focus on more important things. Don't worry, i WILL return in a couple of months or so, just until everything is sorted out and stuff. I hope you guys understand.

I live to laugh, to love

-Ninja Swag


Favorite Pairings:

Max+Fang - Maximum Ride

Piper+Jason - The Lost Hero

Percy+Annabeth

Nico+ Thalia (ok, so not a real pair... but still. And screw the whole hunters of artimas thing)

Me+Conner


Q and A's

Question: What is your favorite song???

Answer: Hot Mess by Cobra Starship or Sexy and I know it

Question: If you could live in any book series, what would it be?

Answer: Percy Jackson, and I would be a daughter of Iris

Question: What song describes your life?

Answer: either Goodbye to You or What doesnt Kill you

Question: What is you strength

Answer: My pride

Question: What is your greatest weakness?

Answer: My pride

Question: Where do you think youll live when you grow up?

Answer: I plan to travle the world

Question: What college do you want to go to?

Answer: Idk, Emerson? No college?

Question: What is your favorite color?

Answer: Well, i feel choosing one color will hurt the rest feelings, but between you and me, i like purple.


CHRISTMAS WISH-LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flute

I touch 4s

new soccerball

more books

new converse

toms

and thats about it. I dont really want much cause we went to NYC a few weeks ago, so that was like our big present

-Ninja Swag


S'okay!!!!! Here I am...again...getting to the point! I have decided to change my user name to...

HAZELNUT!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, i am now Hazel/Hazel Nut. Dont like it? DEAL WITH IT! Haha

-Hazel Nut


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Truth or Dare Mortal Instruments Style by Fly Away Dreams reviews
What happens when Magnus learns Alec hasn't played Truth or Dare before, the game he believes to be one of the best things that happened to the world? Why, he invites over his sibling and Clary and Simon, of course. Read and see what hiliarity ensues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Five by GreenPuma reviews
Then it dawns on me: she's not slipping. Panicking, but not slipping. Afraid of falling, but not slipping. The others aren't here. This isn't capture the flag. This is a fear sequence. I'm still in the simulation, and I can no longer be called "Four"
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Truth Or Dare: Slytherin Style by Raiderday reviews
The gang returns for their seventh year. After some changes, including a new friend, how will Hermione's seventh year turn out? Will be a good or a bad year? A/N: Weak Summary I know...but please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,182 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
New Beginnings 2: Suspicions by Hollow16 reviews
Sequel to New Beginnings. After Max and Iggy move to the new house with Jeb and his girlfriend, Max knows something is not right. With her suspicions growing, Max's unease grows worse than ever. Can she get someone to believe her before it's too late?Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,798 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Max, Fang
Fate by Bellus Brit reviews
Ian unexpectedly transfers to Amy's school, catching up after being apart for 3 years uncovers hidden feelings... The class trip to Paris totally changes the way Amy feels about Ian and she can't deny the fact that she might be in love with him. Meanwhile, Natalie gets to know Dan as a whole new person... Amy/Ian & Natalie/Dan
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,643 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Beautiful Nightmare by Moon Lite Kiss reviews
Draco and Hermione share a night together. Knowing she still has fantasy dreams of the Slytherin prince, she stays far away. However, Draco becomes curious of the dark-haired Gryffindor and her sudden avoidance of him. Sorry I suck at summarys. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Return of the Cahills by KTRose12 reviews
Three years have gone by since the clue hunt. Amy and Dan are living a normal, boring life. But then they get a letter that changes everything... Note: This story has nothing to do with Vespers Rising, or any books that will follow.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
Game Night: Truth or Dare by Sorry I Just Did reviews
The children from the hunt gather at Fiske's mansion for a game night to help in uniting the branches and end up playing Truth or Dare. What will happen?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011
The Protector by sneaky-teaky reviews
Hermione is being forced to do Harry and Ron's homework,or to help them in a very different way. Draco finds out and agrees to protect her from her friends,simply to have the ability to get them in trouble if need be, oh, and for what she can do for him. Chapters 1-12 now with more beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,545 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
I Don't Deserve This by 0YinANDYang0 reviews
Max was recently in an abusive relationship, but left with the help of her friends Nudge and Ella. Her second year of college gone, she has nothing to do over summer break except mope...until her two friends gift her with a three-month trip to Hawaii. While there, she and her friends meet three guys who could just be the loves of the their lives. AU, lemons, trigger warning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,123 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Max, Fang
It happened to her by coco22201 reviews
Clace..Clary gets into a fight with Simmon and on her way to the institute gets into a lot of trouble. Is she beyond repair or will Jace help her get out of her situation? Rated mature just to be on the safe side for future chapters
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
I'll Take Your Pain Away, But Only If You Let Me by flocklover19 reviews
Max's number one mission protect Iggy and Angel no matter what the cost is but what happens, when one day on the run she stumbles into a group of 3 teens who are just like them? read as Max falls in love, deals with heartbreak, death and life. lots of FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Cary, hic, Clary by LikeNoOneElse reviews
All of this drunken Jace fanfic makes me laugh, I hope you like my Clary version. Things are not always what you think!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Just Breathe by SeverusSnape'sDaughter reviews
What if it wasn't Harry who walked in on Draco talking to Moaning Myrtle? What if it was someone else, someone who would risk her neck to help? Dramione! Set during HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,084 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Are Dauntless by awkwardlyperfect reviews
Takes place during the knife throwing scene. Tris is feeling weak, she wants to give it all up. When she finds out she made the wrong choice, she is given another chance by someone whom she least expected it from. And if we truly know him, it is wise to say; there is a catch. Changed the plotline of the story, same first chapter though. Read and Review.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
When She cries by XxTitanium2016xX reviews
Max and Angel are sisters and are abused by their father When Fang moves in next door and hears the pleading and broken screams that are coming from the house next door Will he not think much of it or got to the depths of the earth to help Max and Angel?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Once Upon a Time by Gemsibob reviews
My hand eventually brushed against his, relief filling me as I realised I wasn't alone, I didn't even care that it was Malfoy. "What…" "I have no idea Granger, but I suggest we get out of here, now." His voice wasn't its normal confident drawl either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cahills Read Fanfictions by KTRose12 reviews
What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Moments by mjtomlinson reviews
Louis Tomlinson and a girl named Elizabeth were in love. Until Louis became famous. One Direction fanfic. Includes Harry, Liam, Niall, and Zayn. Rated M for sexual content and self-harm.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Let Me Help You by me38242 reviews
What if Max and the Flock had never gotten “the talk”? What is the outcome of an adolescence without an adult and knowledge of societal norms?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,192 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Max, Fang
10 days equals 10 pranks by crankybay reviews
The Cahills are all going to stay at the Kabras mansion but Dan isn't to happy about this. What does Dan do to bost the excitment? mabye some Amian Summary sucks but please read and review :D
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Dan C.
Read and Review by Theo Telshalla-Arieda Gardner reviews
What happens when Jonah gives Dan a link to a certain website? Let's just say that someone's going to be having nightmares... Written by Arieda. RAted T just in case.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
City of Lust by Geoo'97 reviews
Clary gets dressed up for a night out clubbing, just were will this lead the relationship of Jace and Clary?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
39 Clues Reality Show by Northernlight24 reviews
What happens when the 39 Clue Characters all compete in a game show? CHAOS!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
Skittles by TheJetsetter reviews
" LOVE ME, AMY! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOU-" "SHUT UP, YOU TWIT! I WASNT DONE TALKING!" Oh, the horrible things that happen when you eat too many Skittles."
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Jonah W., Ian K.
Christmas by personman2 reviews
this one's better than the last! i hope... any way rated m for language and hot f**king! i will be taking requests on other matchups. a little late i know but... oh well enjoy! jason and piper :D this one has chapters! I'V ADDED A NEW 1!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Piper M., Jason G.
Reading The 39 Clues by bookgirl39 reviews
Ian and Amy are kidnapped and forced to read the 39 clues! I know it's over done but I wanted to do this. IanxAmy
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
You & Me in Paris by summersmiles reviews
What happens if the uprising by the circle was successful, and Clary & Jace grew up together. They have now come to graduating and well hate each other.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
In a moment by percabeth22 reviews
Nico and Thalia! Also Percy and Annabeth! RATED M FOR A REASON! Hope you guys enjoy! Please give it a chance! I'm open to suggestions if it doesn't seem good enough!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Oi Malfoy, that's mine! by Gemsibob reviews
It started as an immature fight, but soon lead to something more! I'm rubbish at summaries, so it might just be better to read it to be honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amy's Inbox by Alex Almighty reviews
Amy sends one email that starts many conversations with none other then the Kabras! The story records all their contacting before Medusa's Plot including Vesper's Rising in Ian's perspective! Find out what happens during the times out of the books.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
One night in the Cave by Anne Viola reviews
What SHOULD have happened with Katniss and Peeta in their cave during the games...lemons!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Heart That Loves, Is the Cure by Midnight Falls18 reviews
Tessa gets closer to Jem after Will's harsh words to her. She tells Jem the whole truth about what Will had said to her in the attic.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Tessa G., Jem C. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Thalico by P.J.O lemons reviews
LEMON...In future chapters. Don't like, don't read! All about Thalia and Nico. Thalico What happens when Nico dedicates a song to Thalia? Why? Rated M for a reason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A.
i miss you by Kamai000 reviews
Max singing for fang while he watches unknown. perfect 4 Dylan haters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Max, Fang
Jealousy, Hurt, and also Pie by icicle9 reviews
Max and the flock are all grown up! Things have changed since the books. Max has been dating Jake for three years, and Fang has never been too happy about it. But when "something" happens, will Fang make his move? FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang
Nothing Good Comes of Boredom by ra1n reviews
Mutant bird teenagers SHOULD. NOT. DRINK. ALCOHOL. 'M' Rating, as you can see where this is going... R&R, Let me know what you think.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Max, Fang, Iggy
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Falling For You During Truth Or Dare by jeshika.23 reviews
Hermione is bored and somehow ends up playing Truth or Dare with Malfoy. He's torn her heart into pieces but she can't get him out of her mind. HGxDM. Truth or Dare? A/N regarding sequel. PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Max, Fang & the Hotel Room Fang's POV by druggface250694 reviews
Max checks the gang into the hotel. All the room partners have been decided and that leaves Max sharing a room with Fang. Do Max and Fang finally give in to temptation? Rated M 16 for sex and adult themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Fang, Max
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
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What if? reviews
What if the flock had never met? How would this change the story? Max and Fang are on their own. Iggy and Nudge know each other, and Gazzy and Angle know each other. How will they meet? Better summery on inside. FAX and a bit of Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Tortured on a cruise? reviews
All of the clue hunters are captured by a mysterious girl named Jay and are stuck on a Cruise untill they finish the 39 clues series.Will there be a little romance?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
After the clue hunt reviews
Ian misses amy but has amy moved on? that is a terrible summery but o well Amy/ted amy/ian dan/natalie
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011