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 Author has written 4 stories for Glee. Now I have discovered this site I may never read a book again. Best not put too much on here, because it might distract from Darren's sex face. One quick fact about me? I should be in bed right now, but I am so tired that I actually prefer to sit here and type utter crap than to face the long and arduous task of climbing the stairs. Oh and I need a drink. Yes I am this interesting... |
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In The Next Room by erisgregory reviews
Blaine has a nightmare and wants to see that Kurt is alright, so he sneaks into Kurt's dorm room only to discover that not only is his boyfriend alive and well, he's in the shower, at 2 in the morning. Sexy times ensue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Let's Talk About IT by the.casket.was.bigger reviews
"I am sexually frustrated!" Kurt blurted out, cheeks turning crimson before the final syllable left his lips, because, holy mother of God, did he really just say that out loud? He cleared his throat awkwardly. "And could you please pass the salt?"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Teach Me What You Know by cloe17 reviews
set during the episode 'Sexy'.Blaine decides to help Kurt with his Baby Penguin problem in a very hands on way. rated M for a reason. glee belongs to Ryan Murphey. YEAR ANNIVERSARY UPDATE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,018 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Walk, Walk, Fashion Baby by onlyonekamui reviews
AU, Blaine and Kurt. Based off of the Fashion Night Out video. Blaine and Kurt are rival models, but just how much do they hate each other? Rated M for good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Late Night Phone Calls by Lyssar reviews
A chronicle of the boys' escapades that come about as a result of Blaine's request at the end of You Make Me. Simply put: there's phone sex in here, and more to come!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
12 ways to impress Women Or men rather by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt accidently drops a very interesting book in the library. Blaine picks it up and can't help but read it. Who is this mystery man who Kurt is desperately trying to win over? What happens when Blaine realizes it's him? Mature content!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fake it till you Make it by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt is sick and tired of the Warblers giving him crap for his friendship with Blaine. The constant innuendos are driving him crazy. He comes up with a crazy idea to have 'fake sex' to hopefully embarrass the Warblers enough to keep out of their business.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Handjobs and Kisses by PerkyTxGirl reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been boyfriends for months but Kurt is unwilling to take things to a new level. Blaine decides to take matters into his own hands. This story takes place after the finale and everything before that is cannon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Summer's In The Air Now by rayychel infinity reviews
The thin fabric of his cotton shorts have slid and bunched up around the tops of his thighs and he finds himself holding his breath in anticipation. He digs into the sheet, bunches it up with one hand, and breathes out, "Blaine."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Am I What You Think About In Bed? by KlissesandKlainebows reviews
Kurt awakes from a dream, heart racing and covered in sweat. Needing to hear his boyfriend's voice, he calls Blaine. Things quickly turn heated as Kurt and Blaine venture into uncharted territory. Rated M for fluffy smut. A Klaine phonesex fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What is this feeling? by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Kurt admits to never having had an orgasm. Blaine can't let that happen of course.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Birthday Performance by klemonademouth reviews
Blaine can't get his birthday off of work, and has to perform anyway. Kurt consoles him afterwards with a really awesome birthday present. Goes along with canon thus far . Klaine. NC-17 for reasons that should be obvious.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sweet 'n Sticky by sleepyblaine reviews
Blaine always wonders why Kurt's lips taste so sweet, and Kurt's more than happy to give him a very hands-on explanation.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anytime by BlaineyDevon reviews
Kurt Hummel has needs, and what he needs is Blaine Anderson. Rated M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt's Secret by Luna-is-Loony reviews
The prompt was: Write a fanfic about Kurt and his secret love of kittens, since Blaine is a dog person. It's more of a smutty, fluffy PWP though. Hardcore NC-17 with light bondage
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Can I go a little further? by sleepyblaine reviews
Kurt needs to be taught the art of sexy, and Blaine is more than happy to teach it to him. Smut, slash, boyxboy and I don't even know why I'm telling you this because it's all I write... Review !
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Frustration by Windrider1967 reviews
Kurt Hummel is used to being frustrated, frustrated by lack of solos, frustrated by unrequited love, now he was just FRUSTRATED. Newly established Klaine, Rated M for graphic content
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel by specsO-O reviews
Blaine can't quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll Never Be Porn Stars by gleekilicious reviews
It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and things don't exactly go as they'd always imagined they would... Not that it matters in the end. Pure smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Klissfits reviews
The boys wake up one day with insane sexual superpowers. Blaine has the power to make boys come in their pants just by looking at them, and whoever Kurt touches is desperate to have sex with him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I know just where to start reviews
I'm Kurt Hummel. I like Gaga, being right, and movies that end with people in sunglasses driving sports cars. My hobbies? I like shopping. My perks? Cursing in French. And my top ten things to do before I die? ...Blaine Anderson is definitely number one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Kurt and Blaine vs The World! reviews
Set a few years from now, Kurt and Blaine decide to take their revenge on straight people and make them squirm. They push a whole lot of boundaries, buy a whole lot of lube, and have a whole lot of sex. Simple really.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Unspoken reviews
Originally awkward, now getting kind of filthy Kurt/Blaine smut. There was a reason Kurt was so anxious and uptight when it came to order and presentation. It was a distraction. A way to block out and suppress any unwanted sexual feelings he might have.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
