D78 is back! Woohoo!

Hi!!!

I'm Darkness78 (or D78)! If you like video game fanfics, than I've got just the thing! New Profile Format, woot!

Real name: Kyameron (well, that's the Japanese version of my name. I like the pronounciation better than my real real name. :) )

Fav Video Game Series: Sonic (can you tell? ;)), Pokemon, Kirby, Mario, and Mario Kart (yes, I consider Mario Kart to be its own series)

Likes: Silver the Hedgehog, anime, Sonic fans that don't have some sort of mental problem, East Asia, chocolate, basically anything sweet, music, and video games

Dislikes: Haterz, real-life violence, excessive swearing, OCs that overshadow the canon characters, and whiney Sega Genesis fanboys (it ain't never coming back, guys, so quit complaining).

I like to make fun of: Idiots, Christian Fundalmentalists, and my fav video game characters

Note: I am not the hugest fan of OCs. In my opinion, OCs can kinda drown out the canon characters if they're overused. I'm not going to go all "Rah rah rah I hate you for using OCs!", but if your giving me a suggestion, make sure it doesn't require excessive OCs.

I made my avatar myself on Microsoft Paint. The background is not mine- I literally Googled "background" and this was what came up- but Tails's face I did create.

If you want, you can PM message me questions. As long as they aren't spam or inappropriate, I'll answer them.

Also, if you need a betareader, I'm your gal! Please PM message me and let me know if you want me to betaread.

Now it's time for the D78 STORY AWARDS!!!

It's basically me giving my various fanfics different "awards". There will be more awards as time goes on.

Most Viewed: Sonic Swimming Lessons (the hits are ALMOST 2000!)

Most Reviewed: Tails Sugary Skypatrol

Author's Favorite: Clay

Sonic: Everybody's favorite egotistical hedgehog! He's the fastest thing alive, and won't let you forget it (although he would like you to forget his hydrophobia. It really hurts his pride.). He always means well, but often his ego gets in the way of what he's doing.
Tails: Mechanical prodigy and proud, this fox builds all the contraptions that Sonic and his friends need. Tails is very good-hearted and generally caring. However, he's also got a bit of a manipulative side, using his cuteness to get out of doing something less desirable.
Knuckles: The guardian of the Master Emerald, but not very good at it... on purpose? Yes, he's actually a smart guy; he's just hiding under the cloak of stupidity. After all people can't get mad at him for messing up if he ALWAYS messes up, right?
Shadow: A very antisocial hedgehog who's great at holding grudges. Shadow is also known for solving his problems with violence. Once you get on Shadow's good side, though, he can be nice and help you out... in a Shadow sort of way. He often gets into fights with his BFF Rouge, leaving his other BFF Omega to play peacemaker.
Rouge: In this kleptomaniac's head, the world revolves around her, and everybody else is there to give her stuff. This often annoys Shadow and Omega, leading to many fights. Rouge is also vying for the Master Emerald. Despite all this, Rouge can still be sweet and caring to a certain extent. An interesting fact about Rouge- She is a crazy driver (I don't know why I imagine her driving crazily, I just do).
Omega: A war robot created to destroy without thinking twice. However, he rebelled against his creator Dr. Eggman with the help of Shadow and Rouge. Ironically, he's become sort of a peacemaker and a voice of reason for Shadow and Rouge, though in his mind violence is ALWAYS the answer.
Gamma: A pacifist who was considered by evildoers to be Eggman's biggest regret. Gamma knows and likes many organisms, but finds it difficult to understand other robots. Why are many so... violent? Is he weird, or special? And why do none of them like him!? This identity crisis has led him to often put himself down, and he's always questioning whether he's fulfilling his purpose or not.
Beta: Put nicely, Beta is quite the player. He also has a high opinion of himself, and isn't afraid to brag about his "coolness". Beta also tends to "reboot" in some weird places with no recollection on how he got there. His brother is Gamma, and though Beta will never admit it, he would actually be friends with Gamma if he didn't interfere with Beta's image.

Sooo... want some stuff you can copy onto your profile! Here you go!

If you beg your best friend to review your fanfics even though the majority of them are about series he/she isn't even into, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you dream about video game characters, copy and paste this on your profile.

People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, kirbyaddict, Darkness78

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on a video game character, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that dumb Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile

If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, xEmilia, Mr Lawrence, GiratinaB,kirbyaddict, Darkness78

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

M

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MET

META

META-

META-K

META-KN

META-KNI

META-KNIG

META-KNIGH

META-KNIGHT!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a proud Meta-Knight Fangirl then add your name to the list: PlushiePlush, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, kirbyaddict, Darkness78

If you think Meta knight should have his own video game that doesn't involve Kirby, but is still in the same series (Kind of like the Shadow the Hedgehog game) Copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting high meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when your worst enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Sometimes life is just too vulgar, you agree? Don't stand there, C/P in the profile!

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find Navi annoying yet love her anyway, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a randomist (a person who is an expert at being random) and proud, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total: 14. Guess I'm not smart...

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

...S... Put this
...H... On your
...A... Page
...D... If you're
...O... A fan of
...W... Shadow the Hedgehog
...!!... It shows you care! :)

LONG LIVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (well, I wanted one, actually-- close enough!)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(3 at the most)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You own/ed a Wii

TOTAL: 10/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. ( not fair, though! I spend that hour spacing out in the shower!)
You have more than ten pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6/25

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you yourself is insane, copy and paste this on your profile.

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said I'm Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream.

Random. I know.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss, Azaria-Lady of Dreams, Devilsangelsaphire,Cloudhawk, Tseu_Tsumi,Light Riku, Miles Toki Prower,Ocean Krystal, Darkness78

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discriminatio

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have totally awesomefied dreams about anything about sonic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Shadow the hedgehog, paste this on your profile.

if you think Amy is a Stalker, paste this on your profile

Love your enemies...they hate it

Open Your Heart to new experiences, ones for you to Live and Learn from. Show everyone What You're Made Of, and Never Turn Back. Because in His World, there are Endless Possibilities out there for us all, you just have to Reach for the Stars!

I am a little girl. One night, a murderer entered my room, and slashed me to death. Then, he buried me alive in a forest. Now, as a spirit, I can help you, or hurt you. If you copy and paste this on your profile, I will create such magnificent luck and happiness for you. If you do not, I will bring you death. I'm not kidding. There was once a girl who didn't believe me and thus didn't copy and paste this on her profile. She was next found buried in a forest with my name slashed into her. There was also a man in a dead-end job who did believe me and did copy and paste this into his profile. The next day, he got moved over to a far more fulfilling department.

Do you want to end up like the man or the girl? It's your decision.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think stories like the one above are really lame.

That girl you just called fat? She's O/Ding on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her. That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. Remember that woman with the distorced face? She was in a gas explosion. People dont have to hurt. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against bullying. 99% percent of you wont. I did.

If you always imagine the Chaos Emeralds having personalities and humanoid forms, paste this into your profile

If your computer's cache absolutely hates you because you always open up a ton of windows and tabs on the internet, paste this on your profile