"They say you are what you eat. But that's funny, because I don't remember eating a sexy beast today."

Some Shit About Me:

I just turned nineteen (Woooooooo!), and I am an author here in the wonderful world of fanfiction.

My main interests are Harry Potter, Twilight, Danny Phantom, Scott Pilgrim, and other nerdy stuff like that. Most of the characters in these stories are not safe from me, because I'm willing to take a crack at anything. If you would like to suggest some things, perhaps a pairing you want to see, you can PM me through here and I will certainly give the suggestion a look-over. If I get enough inspiration, brace yourself. With my own stories, the multi-chapter ones, I try to update as much as I can, but I'm also very flakey and unreliable at times. I tell myself I'm not, but then I tell myself that I'm a liar too. Due to this infuriating quality of mine, I usually update in bulk. However, recently I've been trying to not be such an ass and actually update on time. I'm not quite sure how that's working out for everybody...

When I do manage to post something, it's always a coin toss as to what the hell it's going to turn out like. I have a slightly disturbed mind, which I try to keep at bay, but sometimes it shows through in a story or one-shot I may write. I try to keep a realistic spin on my writing as well, which is hard to do when you're writing about vampires, or wizards, or 25-year-old gay men who live inside a comic book world. But hey, I do it for free because I can't make money from all this 'copyrighted' stuff, so I have my limits. But I try to do my best at writing these little stories because it's fun for me and hopefully gives you something to enjoy!

I'm American, though I usually research a fair amount of whatever nationality I'm writing about for the sake of the story. For you foreigners, yes, I do in fact eat copious amounts of cheeseburgers and talk in an annoying, flat accent. However, I'm also aware of how unhealthy my diet is, and that no one really cares what I say anyways. It rains about 98% of the time up here, which is part of the reason why I started writing, and I'm boring, not athletic, don't like any sports or do anything productive except go to college and 'fuel my imagination' (A.K.A. write this stuff). I just recently bought myself Skyrim, though, so there's that.

Anyways, I hope that you try to read (and review, hehe...) my writing. As long as there is someone who gives a damn, I shall continue with my work!

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Some Important Shit: LOOK DOWN HERE BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT. Okay. I used to be named WiseacreWerds, but have recently changed my penname to FlintFyre. For funsies. Don't freak out, I'm still the same person, and I'm still continuing to write my stories (no matter how glacial of a pace that may be).