I can tell you, I'm not much, but i enjoy writing, and i hope i will enjoy writing for you!

Kyuuketsuki no Kitsune

The Dark Scion

7/7/12 - Sorry about all the delay, had A LOT of trouble over the past months, first starting with my computer, where it crashed and burned, as well as my chapters. I also had trouble with school, which inadvertently got me in trouble with the "cop"pers, so in short, I've been out of commission. I would like to announce that this story is NOT dead, and neither am I. I WILL have another chapter up very, VERY soon, and I will try to make it as long as possible, just for you guys and girls. I will also be running a poll later as to wheither people want to see Harry with a)Hermione, b)Luna, c)Both, or d)other. Depending on the results is how I will shape the pairing. I really hope to have the next chapter out soon.

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

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