honest iagohide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mighty Boosh, and Inglourious Basterds. Basically your common-garden-variety obsessive. Apart from 'The Patient' (yes, I will get around to updating it at some point) and my 'Dark Clouds Smoulder into Red' fic (which makes very little sense to anyone but me, and I apologise if you've read it and been baffled), I'm working on a few other ideas generally, almost exclusively slash. You don't want to know, but I'll tell you anyway. Current Favourite Slash Pairings (that is to say, pairings) : JAVERT/VALJEAN! (Les Miserables), Vimes/Vetinari (Discworld), Donny/Utivich (Inglourious Basterds), Rimmer/Lister (Red Dwarf), Sam/Gene (Life on Mars), Blackadder/Darling (Blackadder Goes Fourth), Colin Mochrie/Ryan Stiles (WLIIA)... and I'm sure to think of more and come crawling back. And for those of you who might get this, Ted and Ralph for ever. (I can't call that slash because it was canon, let's face it.) |
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A Subtle Change by Weasleylover1 reviews
Sequel to 'What You Left Behind'. A view of the wizarding world as it heads into war, with relationships tested to the limits and the guarantee that everything will subtly change from now on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 268,145 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Ron W., Percy W.
Between the Dog and the Wolf by AmZ reviews
A month after the barricades fall, Valjean finds himself in the middle of a mystery and discovers just little he knows about his erstwhile pursuer. Not quite AU, but events of the Brick are not central to the plot. Part of the 'You Know Nothing of Javert' series. Feuilleton; edited up to chapter 27.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 91,459 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Valjean, Javert, Claquesous, Montparnasse - Complete
The Conditional Mood of History by AmZ reviews
"Society unpardoningly excludes two classes of men,- those who attack it and those who guard it." One day, history does likewise with two representatives of these classes. Not part of the "You Know Nothing of Javert" arc but shares in some of its aspects.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Javert, Valjean
The Offensive of Charm and Fire by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. In which arson is recast as romantic.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Trespass by Corvid Angel reviews
MA Warning-- SLASH, pure and simple. Maybe even a plot, for the pairing of Javert and Valjean, one stormy night. Slash is not really my thing, but a gentle nudge by friends brings this attempt. Did I mention-- SLASH? Reviews appreciated
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Happy Barricade Day 2008 by RemyCampbell reviews
*Apologies for the missing portion of chapter 8. Let's try again.* Enjolras keeps vigil over a drunken Grantaire. Will be slash. Happy Barricade Day!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Enjolras, Grantaire
The Last Words and Moments of Captain Darling by Clementinen reviews
Kevin Darling suddenly feels the need to tell Captain Blackadder a few secrets before something terrible happens. Mild Darling/Blackadder. Set right after 'Goodbyeee'.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
The Drive Back by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Mississippi Burning, Anderson x Ward SLASH. The drive back to civilization is long, and fascinating, and full of pitfalls. Solving the case was easy compared to getting to know each other.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
I am lost, I am found by Michelle Mercy reviews
Spielt zwischen Two more days“ und Bring him home“, Javerts und Valjeans erste gemeinsame Tage und Nächte, First Time, ein wenig PWP, natürlich slash
Les Miserables - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Arise From the Fire by Orli's EEPs Chica reviews
A girl from Mordor finds herself in the company of the Gondorian army. When she meets the young captain, sparks will fly... Finally updated 3/19/08!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,312 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Boromir
Smoke gets in your eyes by NaranjaGold reviews
Elias is having a bad night, Chris tries to comfort him, very light slash. This is an old story, just had it in the "Deer Hunter" section for ages, since there was no section for "Platoon" when I wrote this ...
Platoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Stars by Nukyster reviews
[Movie: PLATOON] A oneshot about what Taylor and Elias talked about while they watched the stars, what they said and did, only they know. mild hints of slash
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
But, M le maire by Michelle Mercy reviews
Eine MontreuilsurmerStory, slashy,M. Madeleine und Javert spielen miteinander Katz und Maus. Nur, wer ist die Katze?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Closed Doors by stratosmacca reviews
Vila reflects during the crew's first night on Xenon base, and finds that another does as well. Takes place during 'Rescue'.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Gadjo by Oldwickedsongs reviews
Roma invade MontreuilSurMer, sending a certain Police Inspector on an uncomfortable trip down memory lane. M.Madeliene gets a laugh, Javert gets molested and small children commit larceny.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Javert
In A Name by afrai reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Flipped by Feared-Director reviews
Character Death, Slash, beware. Post Goodbyeee, a distraught Blackadder pays General Melchett a visit.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004
Shades of Grey by Weasleylover1 reviews
COMPLETE The loss of Sirius has left Remus feeling alone but it’s the last person he’d expect who could make him feel less so. The only problem is that that person’s quite happy with Remus being alone. SSRL slash (but mild) rating is overly cautio
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,571 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Eyes of a Child by LittleWhiteWolf reviews
Pippin looks into the face of his baby son and chooses his name (is better than it sounds, promise!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
More Precious Than Gold by Victoria to Worthing reviews
A sweet BilboOC romance, beginning even before his coming-of-age and going through his whole life. CHAPTER 8 ADDED! After all this time! Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Bilbo B.
Through the Eyes of the Dunedain by Psycho Goddess reviews
A character study story set in Bree years before the War of the Ring. The innkeeper's daughter and a Ranger--it was never meant to be a match made for the Valar, but neither were they. (OCOC romance, CC secondary)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Aragorn
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
Hard Light by Thesseli reviews
Rimmer's new hardlight drive is tested in a rather unusual way. Slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Body Double by Thesseli reviews
Lister has too much time on his hands during 'Bodyswap'. Not quite slash, but almost.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
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Get Your Kicks Like This reviews
That makes it twice that Donny and Utivich have had clandestine encounters at night. But another bad day for the Basterds leads to them working a few things out in the daylight. Sequel to 'Not Like You're Gagging For It'. SLASH.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Donny D., S. Utivich - Complete
Not Like You're Gagging For It reviews
A sequel to Certain Not To Like, concerning the awkward beginnings of a strange sort of relationship. So Donny and Utivich frotted in the dirt together. What next? SLASH.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - S. Utivich, Donny D. - Complete
Certain Not To Like reviews
Donny is wrong about Utivich from the start. SLASH. Now edited to include paragraph breaks.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Donny D., S. Utivich - Complete
The Patient reviews
This is a quite different version of the Faramir and Eowyn romance, in the spirit of 'Lady Chatterly's Lover'. Not fluff, more tense and atmospheric hopefully. Interested? A work in progress, still... CHAPTER 8 UP, AT LAST! Criticism always welcome.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
The Ballad Of Old Gregg reviews
SLASH. Howard's having a few problems getting over his ordeal in Old Gregg's cave now he's safely back in London. Can Vince help?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Bruised reviews
SLASH. Bainbridge kicks Howard in the balls by mistake. Vince tries to help Howard, while having some less than innocent thoughts... CHAPTER 3 ADDED: Vince might have finally found a way to make Howard feel better... SLASH WARNING.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Window reviews
Howard talks to Gideon as Vince looks on through the window of the hut. Vince realises that he just might be jealous of Gideon... Slightly slashy drabble.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Dark Clouds Smoulder into Red reviews
This dark story consists of slices from the life of Severus Snape as a young man, and the lives of his two best friends from Hogwarts, as Voldemort beckons. Begins at the end. More to come. -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Severus S.
