Hi! I'm LucianLoveNarnia, but my name's Aidyn Marie Smith. I love writing, whether it be fanfiction, short stories, novels, or whatever (except maybe poetry because I'm really not that good at it). I'm currently working on a novel, but I write fanfiction in my spare time (which, if you've been following me for a while now, you'll know I've been on hiatus, so spare time isn't something I've had a lot of lately). I hope you enjoy reading my fanfiction, and feel free to message me whatever or whenever you want. I always get back to people who do, and I love talking to all of you!

Books and stories I like are The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Great Gatsby, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, The Looking Glass Wars series, The Mortal Instruments, The Hunger Games series, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, the Uglies series, The Help, and lots of other stuff.

Movies I like are the entire Chronicles of Narnia series and Lord of the Rings series (including The Hobbit movies), most Marvel movies (except for The Hulk movies, because I didn't actually like Bruce Banner or the Hulk until Mark Ruffalo played him), The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, the Daniel Craig James Bond movies (as I have yet to see the other versions), The Matrix (just the first one, the other two sucked imo), Alice in Wonderland (every single version of it, doesn't matter which because I have a rather unhealthy obsession with the Cheshire Cat), pretty much every Disney movie ever made...that's all I can think of right now.

My current obsessions are Homestuck, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Sherlock, Hetalia, Homestuck, Assassin's Creed, Homestuck, and Avengers. Oh, and did I mention Homestuck?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

Put this on your page
if you like music

5 reasons you should NEVER give me sugar in public:

1) I'll run around wherever I can screaming "FOR NARNIA!!"

2) I'll find some random guy standing by a hole, kick him and say, "This is SPARTA!"

3) I'll run up to some random person say, "I like chicken, do you like chicken? BYE!" and run away.

4) I won't stop talking, even when you put duct tape over my mouth.

5) Whenever I see a lion statue or a lion (if we're at the zoo) I'll yell, "OMG ASLAN!

Did you know that 8 out of 10 statistics are made up on the spot?

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, obsessedchick15, LM2MM, LucianLoveNarnia

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you know the lines to all Narnia movies, copy and paste this.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool

Opening Credits: Wide Awake - Katy Perry

Waking Up: Lovers in Japan - Coldplay

First Day At School: Dance With the Devil - Breaking Benjamin (OH WONDERFUL)

Making Your New Best Friend: Where the Lines Overlap - Paramore

Falling In Love: Protectors of the Earth - Two Steps From Hell (I fall in love with an Avenger? I can roll with this.)

Breaking Up: Bitter Taste - Three Days Grace (iTunes, are you psychic?)

Prom: The Fame - Lady Gaga

Graduation: Castle on a Cloud - Isabelle Allen (I take back what I said about iTunes being psychic.)

Life's Okay: Satellite Heart - Anya Marina (Definitely not psychic.)

Death of a Close Friend: Enchanted - Taylor Swift (Awwwwwwwwwwww.)

Mental Breakdown: Your Biggest Mistake - Ellie Goulding (Oh, wonderful.)

Driving: Breathe Me - Sia

Flashback: Just Like You - Three Days Grace (Well, okay, then.)

Getting Back Together: Perfect - P!nk

Wedding Scene: Safe & Sound - Taylor Swift (This is disturbing.)

Birth of Child: One Day Too Late - Skillet (...iTunes, are you okay?)

Car Accident: I Caught Myself - Paramore

Final Battle: The Armies Assemble - Harry Gregson-Williams (iTunes is suddenly psychic again.)

Death Scene: Javert's Suicide - Russel Crowe (O_O)

End Credits: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Emily Browning (Haunting ending.)

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Knees, LM2MM, LucianLoveNarnia

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

List twelve characters from your favourite work of fiction (book, movie, TV show, etc.), in no particular order

1. Dave

2. Terezi

3. Cronus

4. Dirk

5. Jake

6. Gamzee

7. Karkat

8. John

9. Nepeta

10. Kankri

11. Rose

12. Jade

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
No. Do they even interact canonically?

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Pfft yes. Because he's Dirk Strider, c'mon.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
How in the fuck would Jade get John pregnant, number one, and number two, they're ecto-siblings, that's kinda weird.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?
I've never read anything exclusively about Nepeta. I think I should, though.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
No.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Neither.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
It would never happen. But if it did, AWKWARD.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
(First off, it would be Human!Stuck.) Cronus Ampora has the bad boy image going on, but in reality, he's a lot softer than one might think. He has two dogs that he loves dearly, he actually doesn't mind sitting and watching a chick flick as much as people think he would, and he has the softest spot for Kankri Vantas. But if anybody knew, it would completely ruin his image as the bad boy and Kankri's reputation as the purest soul anyone knows. What happens when people find out about their relationship? Cronus

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Ohhh yes there is. (I'm looking at you, PepsiCola shippers.)

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
I'm Supposed To Be His Auspistice, But All I Want to Be is His Matesprit. (I don't ship it, but there you go, JadeKat shippers.)

11. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose?
Breath of Life by Florence the Machine.

12. If you wrote a 2/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Terezi

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Last night. It was Jake

14. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Dave and Karkat are in a happy relationship (happy? I wouldn't call it happy) until Karkat runs off with Dirk (is that even a ship? Knowing Homestucks, then the answer is probably yes). Dave, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rose (I know there are people but ship it, and I'm sorry but eeewww) and a brief, unhappy affair with Jade (I'm sorry Harley Davidson shippers, but I don't ship it, it is my NOTP, so I can see this), then follows the wise advice of Jake (Jake gives wise advice? This is news to me) and finds true love with Terezi (YES MY OTP YES IT ENDS ON A GOOD NOTE THANK YOU OMG).

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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

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1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, FLOOR.

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad!
Jack: Thank goodness for that. If I wasn't, this would probably never work!

Jack: And that was without a single drop of rum!

Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: No!

Jack: Where's the thump-thump?!

Jack: Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack: Elizabeth! (to Gibbs) Hide the rum!

Jack: Where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!

Pintel: You're supposed to be dead!
Jack: Am I not?

Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the royal Navy...
Jack: (chuckles) Ah, yeah.

Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate.

Jack: I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Grapple: Say goodbye!
Will: Goodbye.

Barbossa:You know whose blood we need?
Jack: I know whose blood you need.

Gibbs: CURSE YA FOR BREATHIN, YOU SLACK-JAWED IDIOT!

Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will: That was for the smell.

Barbossa: Thank ye, Jack!
Jack: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack!

Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past, one of you succeeded.

Aslan: Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

Susan: Why are they all staring at us?
Lucy: Maybe they think you look funny.

Peter: (to Oreius) Are you with me?
Oreius: To the death.

Mr. Tumnus: Are you familiar with any Narnian lullabies?
Lucy: Sorry, no.
Mr. Tumnus: Well, that's good. Because this probably won't sound anything like one.

Older Lucy: What was it he said again, Susan?
Older Susan: "You girls wait in the castle. I'll get the stag myself!"

Aslan: To the glistening Eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant.

Aslan: Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.

Peter: I don't suppose saying "we're sorry" would quite cover it?
Lucy: No, it wouldn't. (pelts him with a snowball) But that might!

Edmund: But that's a girl's coat!
Peter: I know.

Aslan: It is finished.

Mr. Tumnus: After all, he's not a tame lion.
Lucy: No. But he is good.

Lucy: They're so still.
Trumpkin: They're trees. What'd you expect?
Lucy: They used to dance.

Reepicheep: Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!
Caspian: You are a mouse.
Reepicheep: ((sighs)) I was hoping for something a little more original.

Edmund: So you're bravely refusing to battle a swordsman half your age?

Edmund: I know. You had it sorted.

Lucy: Oh my gosh, he's so cute!
Reepicheep: Who said that?!

Lucy: "You might need to call me again"?!

Nikabrik: I knew we should have killed him while we had the chance!
Trufflehunter: You know why we can't!
Caspian: If we're taking a vote, I'm with him.

Susan: ((to Lucy)) I wish he'd just listened to the DLF in the first place.
Edmund: DLF?
Lucy: ((grins)) Dear Little Friend.
Trumpkin: Oh, that's not at all patronizing, is it?

Lucy: I was so tall!
Susan: You were older then.
Edmund: As opposed to hundreds of years later, when you're younger.

Lucy: I'm sure when I'm older I'll understand.
Edmund: I'm older and I don't think I want to understand.

Edmund: The last time I didn't believe Lucy, I ended up looking pretty stupid.

Caspian: Minotaurs? They're real?
Trufflehunter: And very bad-tempered.
Nikabrik: Not to mention big.
Trufflehunter: Huge.

Prunaprismia: I thought you said your brother died in his sleep!
Miraz: That was...more or less true.

Lucy: Do you see him now?

Pattertwig: We could collect nuts!
Reepicheep: Yes! And throw them at the Telmarines! Shut up.

Trumpkin: And you wonder why we don't like you.

Aslan: Rise, kings and queens of Narnia. ((looks at Caspian)) All of you.
Caspian: I do not think I am ready.
Aslan: It is for that very reason I know you are.

Aslan: Things never happen the same way twice, dear one.

Peter: You're lucky, you know.
Lucy: What do you mean?
Peter: To have seen him. I wish he'd have just given me some sort of proof.
Lucy: Maybe we're the ones that need to prove ourselves to him.

Miraz: This used to be a private room.

Peter: So where did you think you saw Aslan?
Lucy: I wish you'd all stop trying to sound like grown-ups. I didn't think I saw him, I did see him.
Trumpkin: I am a grown-up.

Aslan: In your world, I have another name. You must learn to know me by it. That is the very reason you were brought to Narnia. That by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there.

Edmund: There once was a boy called Eustace who read books full of facts that were useless.

Reepicheep: Unhand the tail. The great Aslan himself gave me this tail. No one, repeat, no one touches the tail. Period, exclamation mark!

Reepicheep: We have nothing, if not belief.

Gael: When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
Lucy: When you grow up, you should be just like you.

Caspian: Now's the time to be strong. Never give in! Think of the lost souls we're here to save...think of Aslan.
((the crew cheers))
Lucy: FOR NARNIA!

Edmund: So what was it like...when Aslan changed you back?
Eustace: No matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't do it myself. Then he came towards me. It sort of hurt, but... it was a good pain. You know, like when you pull a thorn from your foot.

Eustace: We spoke often of Narnia in the days that followed. And when my cousins left, after the war ended, I missed them with all my heart. Just as I know all Narnians will miss them, until the end of time.

Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I should very much like to hat it. I used to hat the White Queen, you know. Poor dear, her head was so small.
Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head!

Stayne: If you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads.
Hatter: Already lost them.

Cheshire Cat: What do you call yourself?
Alice: Alice.
Ches: The Alice?
Alice: There's been some debate about that.

Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Ches: Goodbye, sweet hat.

March Hare: Spoon!

March Hare: Cup!

Alice: This is impossible.
Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

Alice: I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot!

Alice: Sometimes I think of six impossible things before breakfast.
Hatter: That is excellent practice.

Hatter: Why is it you're always too small, or too tall?

Alice: Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
Hatter: Haven't the slightest idea.

Stayne: You're all mad!
March Hare: Thanks very much!

Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!

Red Queen: Where's your champion, Sister?
Alice: Right here.
Red Queen: Hello...Um.

Hatter: You could stay.
Alice: What an idea! A mad, crazy, wonderful idea.

Hatter: I've been contemplating words with the letter M. Mutiny...murder...moron.

Alice: ((ending line)) Hello, Absolem.

Dastan: You enjoy telling me what to do.
Tamina: Only because you're so good at following orders.
Dastan: Don't push your luck.

Tamina: Dastan, where's the dagger?
Dastan: You're welcome to search me for it. You'll have to be very thorough.

Bis: Oh, so you won't be happy until you get us all killed?
Dastan: Oh, wonderful speech, Bis. Rousing!

Tamina: Well, the solution would be to kiss me then kill me. But I have a better solution. ((grabs the sword)) I kill you!

Tamina: Such a noble prince.
Dastan: Such a gentle princess.

Tamina: The secret guardian temple outside Alamut is a sanctuary, the one place the dagger can be hidden safely, the only way to stop this Armageddon. That's the truth, Dastan. Give me back the dagger, so that I can take it there.
Dastan: Oh, I can't do that. I'm coming with you.
Tamina: You're going to help me?
Dastan: We can sit here and chat or you can get on the horse.

Tamina: I'm ready for this.
Dastan: I'm not.

Dastan: You used to be a better liar, Princess.
Tamina: I guess I'm out of practice.

Tamina: Stop him! If the glass shatters, the world dies with it! It's not my destiny, it's yours. It always has been. Let me go.
Dastan: I won't.
Tamina: Let me go!
Dastan: I'm not letting you go!

Tamina: You know you really walk like one. Head held high, chest out, long stomping strides. The walk of a self-satisfied Persian prince. No doubt it comes from being told since birth the world is yours, and actually believing it.
Dastan: I wasn't born in a palace like you! I was born in the slums of Nasaf, where I lived if I fought and I clawed for it.
Tamina: How did you become a prince?
Dastan: The king... marched into the market one day, and he... I don't know, he... he found me. He took me in, he gave me a family, he gave me a home. ((pauses)) What you're looking at is the walk of a man who just lost everything.

Seso: Where will you go?
Dastan: Alamut. Nizam will use that dagger to pierce the Sand Glass. And he has to be stopped.
Amar: "He has to be stopped. He has to be stopped." That's good.
Seso: ((stares at him intently))
Amar: What? Oh, a knife thrower with a conscience!

Tamina: How taken you were with my fainting act, eagerly leaping to assist the fallen beauty!
Dastan: Who said you were a beauty?
Tamina: There must be a reason you can't take your eyes off me.
Dastan: You're...I...I don't trust you. And you're not my type!

Tamina: How can I trust the man who breached the walls of my city?
Dastan: I'm starting to think I'm not the same man that breached those walls.
Tamina: That's a short time for a man to change so much.
Dastan: Perhaps.
Tamina: It sounds as if you've discovered something here.
Dastan: What might that be?
Tamina: A new spiritual awareness.
Dastan: Destiny.
Tamina: Yes, exactly.
Dastan: I believe we make our own destiny, Princess.
Tamina: You have an unfortunate lack of curiosity.
Dastan: No doubt one of my many flaws.
Tamina: Please don't mock me, Prince.
Dastan: Oh, I hardly think we know each other well enough for that, Princess. But I look forward to the day we do.

Logan: Hey, it's me!
Scott: Prove it.
Logan: You're a dick.
Scott: OK.

Rogue: When they come out...does it hurt?
Logan: Every time.

Senator Kelly: What have you done to me?
Magneto: Senator, this is pointless. Who would take you in, now that you're one of us?

Rogue: I saved your life!
Logan: No, you didn't.

Logan: What kind of a name is Rogue?
Rogue: I don't know. What kind of a name is Wolverine?
Logan: My name's Logan.
Rogue: Marie.

Jean: I think you'll be comfortable here.
Logan: Where's your room?
Jean: With Scott, down the hall.
Logan: Is that your gift? Putting up with that guy?

Logan: You gonna tell me to stay away from your girl?
Scott: If I had to say that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Scott: Oh, and Logan. Stay away from my girl.

Logan: You actually go outside in these things?
Scott: What would you prefer, yellow spandex?

Logan: Got any beer?
Bobby: This is a school.
Logan: So that's a "no"?
Bobby: Yeah, that's a "no."

Rogue: Logan, come on, let's go!
Logan: I'll be fine!
Rogue: But we won't!

Pyro: So they say you're the bad guy.
Magneto: Is that what they say?
Pyro: That's a dorky looking helmet. What's it for?
Magneto: This "dorky looking helmet" is the only thing that's going to protect me from the real bad guys. What's your name?
Pyro: John.
Magneto: What's your real name, John?
Pyro: Pyro.

Pyro: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.

President McKenna: How did you get these?
Xavier: Let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.

William Drake: What exactly are you a professor of, Professor Logan?
((awkward silence))
Logan: Art.

Xavier: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six-year-old girl.
Logan: You'd do that?
Xavier: I'd have Jean braid your hair.

Gnomeo: Who's your gnomey?
Juliet: "Who's your gnomey"?
Gnomeo: ((almost falls))
Juliet: Who's your gnomey now?

Raven: That's my room! Nobody goes in my room!

Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean. These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch, I got lunch. Chow down!

Brother Blood: Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to learn?

Raven: ((to Beast Boy)) I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.

Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, no one wants tofu waffles!

Cyborg: Ooh! I know what we should do! Let's all go out for waffles! Raaaven, you like waffles don'tcha?
Raven: ((sarcastically)) More than life itself.

Raven: Evil beware...we have waffles.