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 Author has written 17 stories for Darkest Powers, Misc. Books, Giver, and Maximum Ride. Hey! I'm Samm. How's it goin'? Good. Or bad, I can't really hear you... Or see you...Anyways! I noticed, whenever you've think you've dug yourself in a hole with a story and you don't know how to get out, get creative! :) I'm not always good at that, though... But I try! Name: Samm Gender: girl Height: 5' and half an inch Nickanames: Samoa (aperently, but nobody ever calls me that anymore), Nessie (don't ask, it's a long story), Nessa (same as Nessie), Purplewerewolf (don't ask), birthday buddy, Spaz, kat (My friend Larissa calls me Kat cuz i think it's a cooleo name) Samanta Clause, Nudge, Dr. Phil (Don't ask about that), Zinnia, Zinni-Winni, Zinni-Boo, Lil' Souza, Lil' Souza Redbird, Lil' Fang, Lil' Max Ride Write down the names of your eleven favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order. 1. Iggy 2. NUdge 3.Gazzy 4.Dylan 5. Ella 6.MAx 7. Akila 8. Angel 9. Total 10. Dr. Martinez 11. Fang 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Yeah! And heck yah 2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute? No. no no no no no no no no no no. 3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? I would probably be scarred for life. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Uh, no. Thats weird. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? HECK NOOOOO 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Uh... I dont know what you mean by that... 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eleven making out? Fang and Nudge... bleckk... Lol Akila walks in lololol 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic Umm... Gazzy and dr. martinez find out theyre cousins... okay. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Probably not... Iggy and Angel? Umm k maybe. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic. Fluffy and Soft... Okay, cheezy but whateves 14. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Uh.. maybe Monster by Meg and Dia 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Triangular love. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Grenade Waking Up: All The Way up First Day at School: Gangnam Style (HAhahahaha!) Falling In Love: Can't Stand It (NEVERSHOUTNEVER!!!!) Fight Song: Young Forever (THe Ready Set) Breaking Up: I.D.G.A.F. (yayyy Breathe Carolina!) Prom night: Memories (ohh...) Life: For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty optimistic Mental Breakdown: I Can Only Imagine Driving: Apologize Flashback: The Past (More Nevershoutnever!) Getting back together: We Are Never Getting Back Together (...) Wedding: Enchanted-Taylor Swift awwww Birth of Child: Waiting- Breathe Carolina Final Battle: Never Grow Up Funeral Song: Giants Final Credits: Strawberry Avalanche I ROBBED A THE KOOL-AID MAN BECAUSE I LOVE WHALES! Pick the month you were born on . . . 1(Jan) - I hit Pick the day (number) you were born on . . . 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing . . . White - because I'm sexy like that Awkward Moments 1. Kevin (Boyfriend): Except Ariana's flashmob is with a sportsbra me: I'm wearing a sportsbra... wait that was awkward. Kevin: Not trying to be a perv, but I can see it me: Ikr 2. Giao:I wanna be Daedalus me: You're gonna need a mustache cuz you're not manly enough class: HAHAHAHAHAHAH 3. me: I'm wearing exactly what I wore to bed but with pants! Erin and Seba: D: 4. Brent: I'm gonna turn out science group work into a kite. me: NOOOO! Next day me: He made it into a kite... 5. Me: COKADOODLEDOO! (that's just weird itself) IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, post this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, post this into your profile If you've ever fallen UP the stairs, post this on your profile. 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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile. iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. 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Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? 8. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? ANMMOMD My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE My mother taught me RELIGION My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL My mother taught me REASON My Mother taught me LOGIC My mother taught me FORESIGHT My mother taught me IRONY My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM My mother taught me about STAMINA My mother taught me about WEATHER My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS THEN?" My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION My mother taught me about ENVY! 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YOU BREAK HER HEART I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE. put this on your page D is for Derek Souza A is for Andrew R is for Running away K is for koolest book ever E is for Edison Group S is for Sexy werewolves T is for Tori Enright P is for POWERS O is for OH MY DEREK W is for Witch E is for Eh, Simon isn't as kool as Derek R is for Rae S is for Simon A friend will ask why your crying A good friend will ask while loading a shot gun But a best friend will say “he’s already been dealt with” Boy: A, B, C, Girl: huh? Boy: Always be careful Girl: ahhh and then? Boy: D,E,F,G Boy: Don’t ever forget that Girl: Forget that Boy: im H, I Boy: Happily in love Girl: so Boy: J, K, L, M, Just keep loving me Girl: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z? Boy: (thinks) No other person quite, reasonable, shall treat u very well Xcect me You’ll zee Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. 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If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your prof If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile I'm in love with Darkest Powers right now!! If u are in love with it too copy and paste this General 005. Do you have any siblings? a little poop sister 006. What is your eye color? Some say hazel some say brown so I dunno 007. What is your hair color? blackish brown 008. Do you wear glasses or contacts? nope 009. Are you right handed or left handed? Right but I do alot of other things with my left side 010. Do you have any piercings? ears 011. Do you smoke? NO!! im 11 012. Do you swear? in my head... 013. Do you get along with your parents? Sure 014. Your heritage? british, polish (hotdog!), korean 015. Your fears? Mirrors, toilets, showers (i still take them!), snakes, bugs, bees, spiders... alot 016. Goal you would like to achieve this year? Write a good script that my friends like 017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger? Ditto 018. Best Physical Feature? umm... i dunno 019. Your bedtime? 9:30 on school nights and 10:00 on weekends. pathetic right? 020. What time do you arise in the morning? 7:00 on weekdays, 20 minutes before i go to school, otherwise, whenever 021. First thoughts waking up? get outta my room 022. Do you shower daily? i try to This Or That? 024. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate vanilla swirl 025. Dogs or cats? Bird Kids 026. Pepsi or Coke? ROOTBEER! 027. McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds 028. Ant or Dec? Im guessing Dec is december so WINTER TIME! 029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?neither 030. Cappuccino or Coffee? never had a cappuchino, so coffe In the last month have you... 032. Gone to a mall? yesterday, actually, I went to american girl place (IM FREEKING 11!) 033. Eaten a box of Oreos? YESTERDAY 034. Eaten sushi? uhh, i think so 035. Been on stage? December 9th 036. Been dumped? Yea 037. Gone skinny dipping? In the shower 038. Stolen Anything? Umm... a coat hanger from my sister Have you ever... 040. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yes.. 041. Been in love? Fic charictars, or other people. Im not tellen creeper 042. Fired a gun? a potato gun :) 043. Been drunk? IM FREEKING IN 6TH GRADE! 044. Been called a Tease? NO 045. Been beaten up? Nope im too small 046. Shoplifted? Not that i know of What was the last... 048. Thing you've said? GAHH YOU SCARED THE POOP OUTTA ME! 049. Song you've listened to?What makes you beautiful Cover by Cimorelli 050. (Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone? LARISSA 052. Thing you were doing before this? textin 053. Time you cried? yesterday when I finished facing facts 054. Song you've sang? Friday 055. Time you looked at the clock? like, an hour ago 056. Food and drink you've had? water 057. Flavor of gum you've chewed? Bubble gum i think 058. Shoes you've worn? flip flops 059. Store you've been in? American girl place Favourite... 061. Age you've been so far? 2 062. Season? winter 063. Number? 18 064. TV show? adventure time with fin and jake 065. Flower? Umm a flower? Random... 067. What's a word that rhymes with 'door'? four 068. What T-Shirt are you wearing?a blue tank top 069. What brand of shoes are you wearing? footies 070. What did your last text message say? Sent to me :Zach just choked me with a stuffed snake.Sent from me: That sounds... painful 071. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping 072. What's your current desktop picture? Fang from Maximum Ride 073. What's a word that you say a lot? Whatie 074. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? purpl 075. How is the weather right now? Wet 076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?if theyre a person 077. Are you too shy to ask someone out? idk 078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? heck yah 079. Who would you like to see right now? Fang from Maximum Ride 080. How many pillows do you sleep with? 6 081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace? Myspace? 082. How do you want to die? idk 083. What do you want to be when you grow up?sscreenwriter/director/casting direction/ author 084. What country would you most like to live in: Britin 085. How many CDs do you own? idk 086. How many things, in your past, do you regret? idk 087. Do you think you are attractive?maybe 088. Do you believe in yourself? maybey 089. Do you want to get married? eventually In a boy/girl... 092. Short or long hair? Guys: idc 093. Height? Guys: Taller than me 094. Weight? Guys: idc Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. Rafe looked at me "is he harrasing you?" 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? my bed 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? fairly odd parents 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:36 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:36! 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? some smoker guy hacking across the street 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? yesterday, leaving 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? umm. Idk 9. What are you wearing? a tank top, sweats, underwhere 10. Did you dream last night? A pony flying over seattle than getting shot by a pig. I hav weird dreams. 11. When did you last laugh? When me and Molly pretended to kill Bill Gates so we could rule the world 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Fang 13. Seen anything weird lately? An ugly pill 14. What do you think of this quiz? hehehe 15. What is the last film you saw? ponyo 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Fang 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: who are YOU? 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Not having flying monkey unicorns! 19. Do you like to dance? heck yah 20. George Bush: has a funny name 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Haven 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Fang 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? OK? 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Ello Govna If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile. If your up half the night, post this on your profile. If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: My names! 1. YOUR REAL NAME: samantha 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Samizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple werewolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Kim Pine Lake 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Grusaury 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue root beer 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aukoms 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): idk 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black roxy I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Live dangerous…Run with scissors. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, you better catch up! You are too sarcastic for your own good! Just kidding, you can never be too sarcastic! I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind, but not my brain I need that. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Best friends, it’s who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong. Bad stuff happens, mostly to me, so don't worry. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. You can't fix stupid. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life. I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed. Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong. Happiness is just around the corner; too bad the world is round! If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. I am a grown up. Except, grown ups don't call themselves grown ups, they call themselves adults, so maybe I'm not a grown up yet. But that's okay, you get away with more if you're a kid. The more I think about, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy. On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin! When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When life gives you lemons, steal your sister’s apples When life gives you lemons, throw them at your sister’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’ When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me? When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back! Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck! Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout They say the truth will set you free, so why is it that whenever I tell the truth I get sent to my room? If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you worried? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. YAY! Don’t mess with me: I've got a stick. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Your guy side X You love hoodies. X You love jeans. X Dogs are better than cats. X its hilarious when people get hurt. X You've played with/against boys on a team. X Shopping is torture. X Sad movies suck. x You own/Ed an X-Box. X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Hehe, i just said that) X You watch sports on TV. X You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X Talk with food in your mouth. Total: 17 Your girl side: X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. X You wear eyeliner. x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (five minutes) X You smile a lot more than you should. X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I have the gym shoes im wearing, some snow boots that i only wear in snow and not all day, one pair of flip flops for pools and stuff that my dog chewed up, and one horrid pair of "fancy shoes" that i hate) X You used to play with dolls as little kid. (And how many guys played with barbies at some point?) Total: 6 Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda" Trying is the first step toward failure. "The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." “I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! ThingsToConsider · If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? . How does the world see you? Beautiful dirty rich (ur so mean) 2. What do you parents think of you? take it off -Kesha(?) 3. What do you feel like right now? Thinking Of you- Katy Perry 4. What should you do tomorrow? Girlfriend- Avril lavigne (???) 5. What will the upcoming week be like for you? Sleazy- kesha (my week shall suck) 6. Will you have a happy life? Moves like jaggar- maroon 5 7. How will you die? Best of friends (uhh) 8. Will you ever find the boy/girl of your dreams? Brown Eyes (poop) 9. What should you do with your life? Love me or let me go- Avery 10. What will summer '012 be like for you? Get the party started- pink (whooo) 11. Your opinion on yourself now: Alice- Avril lavigne (?) 12. The way your best friends see you:bang Bang Bang- Selena Gomez (uhh sure) 13. One thing the world doesn't really need? The best day- Taylor Swift (hahahaha) 14. What does your life mean?A dream is a wish your heart makes 15. Your opinion on yourself in the future: Life is a highway 16. What will next year be like for you?I got u- selena gomez (awwh) 17. What should you be doing right now? Crush- selena gomez 18. What does the boy you like think of you? The way I loved you -selena gomez (poop. wuts with all the sel gomez?) 19. Will your dream wish(es) ever come true? Crazy beautiful life- Kesha 20. What are you really like?You make me feel- cobra starship CRAZIES! 1. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. 2. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. 3. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. 4. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. 5. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Maximum Ride (or almost, at least). 6. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/any other Mr related thing you can think of about MR or the MR characters. 7. Crazy is when you can open up any book you've read and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. 8. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. 9. Crazy is when you have OFD (Obsessive Fang Disorder). 10. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". 11. Crazy is when you suddenly start babbling about gourds. 12. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. 13. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. 14. Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. 15. Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day! 16. Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor. 17. Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. (Not in my fic he is!) 18. Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost. 19. Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. 20. Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. 21. Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P 22. Crazy is going on FanFiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. 23. Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it. 24. Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder. 25. Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!) 26. Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious. 27. Crazy is bursting out laughing just because its too quiet. 28. Crazy is annoying someone for the heck of it. 29. Crazy is being absolutely crazily euphoric for at LEAST twenty seconds. 30. Crazy is putting a stuffed animal on the ceiling fan so it gets a nice view. 31. Crazy is having a Fanfiction story idea almost every day from the most common things (ie. The grocery store, school, the sky). 32. Crazy is when people start to worry about what you’re thinking when you get too quiet. 33. Crazy is going in to hysterics when a classroom vent rattles and then the teacher yells "What did you do?!" 34. Crazy is naming everything you see, I named my keyboard Robert Treesenten 35. Crazy is running around with your friend in a hotel and going on every floor on the hotel just for the heck of it 36. Crazy is being paranoid about your pet word out to get you 37. Crazy is asking for bubble wrap for your birthday every year, and never getting it 38. Crazy is being in the living room and saying "Look how big my mustache is!" and nobody cares If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add some crazy things you've done to the list! A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Milk tastes good. I like grapes. Cows should be green. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks I call my friends. You laugh now because your 3months older than me, but who will be laughing when ur 30 and I'm still 29? Life's to short to blend in. Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk, then they spend the rest telling you to sit down and shut up. One day ur prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be one of my best friends and would never BREAK MY HEART Darkest Powers Oath ( I dunno if there's already one, I couldn't find one so I iz making one :P) I promise to remember Derek When I feel like protected I promise to remember Chloe When I'm scared in the dark I promise to remember Simon Whenever I'm feeling down I promise to remember Tori Whenever I'm mad I promise to remember Rae When I look at fire I promise to remember Liz Whenever I look on the bright side I promise to remember Darkest Powers When I decide I want to be a supernatural How to know you have ODD ODD means Obsessive Derek obsession. The side effects are: 1. Falling out of the bed, quite frequently 2. Having Derek as the walpaper of your computer/phone 3. You have his theme song- Animal I have become by three days grace- on your ipod 4. You complement people by saying "You're such a Derek" 5. You say "Oh my Derek!" Instead of "Oh my god" 6. You say "Oh my Derek Souza!" Instead of "Oh my freeking god (Which I never said anyways)" 7. To insult people you say "You're such a Cain/Carter!" (I started saying that from the DP short story hehe) 8. You're swear word is Cain or Carter 9. You take it as a complement when people call you a dog 10. You hate Jacob Black 11. You get all excited when you regurgitate (Thats my word) 'cause you think you're turning into a wolf 12. You growl at people in the halls when they push you If you have one or more side effects, you have ODD If you have ODPD (obsessive darkest powers disorder) these are the side effects 1. You gasp when people say Davidoff/ you go "dun dun dun" 2. You randomly recite part of the books 3. you have posters on your wall 4. You love the names Rae, Chloe, Tori, Derek, Simon, and Liz 5. You refuse to use the word fictional charictar If you have any of these effects, you have ODPD Chloe's blue dress in "Chloe and the Wolf" http:///113/301475212_3b4a8246bf.jpgv Original, I know (JK) The Bimbette-or-whatever-I-called-them's dresses (pretend these are real and theyre on Rae, Tori and however u think of Mila) http:///image/polls/778000/778381_1311083929696_full.jpg Chloe's gold dress (picture it on chloe and real) http:///bexpress/assets/product_images/DS00118.jpg Copy this and put it on your profile if you love dance Copy this and put it on your profile if you love Maximum Ride!!! This thing looks fun so i'll try it! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, Line 4. behind her, fang saw smiling people chatting with a passerby and handing out leaflets- Angel (A bigprint version for some reason) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4.Without looking, guess what time it is. 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8.Before you started this survey what did you look at? 9.What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13.Seen anything wierd lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your file. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT imagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile. If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, tashie1010, ObSeSsEd With ROXAS, animeandmangagirl12, mangafreak14,VyolytSky13, 20 Toes, mnmdancin12, moviesox If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. This poem is really touching so please read it. A drunk man in an Oldsmobile Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; This message works on the day you receive it. Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile! :D You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When... 1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.And kill him. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog. PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 2 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colours Total: 3 PUNK X You can skateboard (kinda...) Total: 4 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 3 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. Total: 4 HARDCORE/SCENE X You like loud music. Total:4 That awkward moment when you trip over. . . air. That awkward moment when you realize that bacon is the main reason why you are not a vegetarian. That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. That awkward moment when someone shows up in your dream and you can barely look them in the eye the next day. That awkward moment when someone you're not very close with is crying and you awkwardly look around, not knowing what to do. That awkward moment when you realize that you're more than a little obsessed with a book series about six flying kids and their flying, talking dog. That awkward moment when you walk into the wrong classroom and everyone stares. That awkward moment when you dance ballet on pointe and you scream bloody murder when one of your friends steps on your toes. That awkward moment when you're talking to your friend about someone in the hallway, then realize the person is walking behind you. That awkward moment when you're trying to walk pass the person who broke your heart with dignity, and crash into someone. That awkward moment when you miss the bus and get to the bus stop, and turn around and walk home like an idiot. That awkward moment when someone asks you for gum and you have gum but don't want to give it to them. That awkward moment when no one understands what you're trying to say so you give up. That awkward moment when you get shoved into the ballet barre by accident and think you broke your ribs. That awkward moment when you and your friends attempt the coffee grinder and fall on your butts. That awkward moment when you meow at a cat until they meow back. That awkward moment when you wear skinny jeans because it was cold this morning, but like 100 degrees after school. That awkward moment when you tap yourself in the face with a pen, not realizing you forgot to put the cap on. That awkward moment when you see your teacher in public and try to hide. That awkward moment when someone mixes up 'your' and 'you're' and you flip out. That awkward moment when you glue fake nails onto your real nails over the weekend, and regret it when you realize you have flute lessons on Monday. That awkward moment when you have to pee while watching your favorite show but can't tear yourself away. That awkward moment when Matt Dillon was much hotter when he was younger. That awkward moment when you see someone waving to you and wave back, only to realize they're waving at someone behind you. That awkward moment when you have to sit next to a guy in health while watching a really sexual video. That awkward moment when you accidentally over-spend on iTunes and only realize when your angry parents leave the bill on your bed. That awkward moment when people are planning their future weddings, and you're busy planning the names of your future 72 cats. That awkward moment when your friend asks you to go with them to the bathroom and it's silent and you awkwardly hear them pee. That awkward moment when your dog follows you around the house for the sole purpose of chewing on your Snuggie as it drags behind you. That awkward moment when you realized you put something on inside out after your friend points it out to you at the END of the day and you realize you've been looking stupid all day. That awkward moment when you walk into the dressing room at Victoria's Secret and STRIP is plastered on the mirror in neon pink letters and suddenly you don't want to try it on anymore. That awkward moment when you see an old lady checking out the thongs at Victoria's Secret. That awkward moment when you ask everyone around you to borrow a pencil, and no one has one for you. That awkward moment when you're watching a movie and a sexual scene comes on right when your parents walk in. That awkward moment when everyone's New Year's resolution is to drop weight or something, and yours is to not miss a single episode of Pretty Little Liars this season. That awkward moment when you see someone staring at you, and turn away, but when you look back five minutes later they're still staring. That awkward moment when you realize that you've promised to room with five different people for the band trip to Hershey Park. That awkward moment when you put your hair up and there's ONE tiny flaw but you're bent on utter perfection and do it over again. That awkward moment when someone's telling you a story and you realize, halfway through, how little you care. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door. 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else. 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it. 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke. 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer. 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan. 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk. 30. Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock. 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it. 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside. 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property. 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot. 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on. 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in. 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard. 39. Walked into a pole. 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident. 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on. 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it. 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up. 48. Have poked yourself in the eye. 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on. 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair. 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test. 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil. 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it. 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were. 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it. 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny. 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa. 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it. 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence. 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person. 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side. 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions. 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong. 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it. 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught. 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face. 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb. 73. Ran into a door jam. 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid. 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. 76. Have purposely licked playground sand. 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band. 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't. 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people. 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out. 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off. 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again. 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair. 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone. 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird. 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people. 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria. 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil. 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them. 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper. 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs. 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before. 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)), AnnleaDaughterofZeus,(Nico Di Angelo), Flockgirl (Nico di Angelo 'Percy Jackson', Gaara 'Naruto', Toushiro Hitsugaya 'Bleach', Fang "Maximum Ride', Zero 'Vampire knight', The Twins and Kyouya 'Ouran high school host club', Otani 'Lovely Complex') I'm Hopeless!, Twigatha(Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson, Peeta Mellark, Ron Weasely, Catcher, Elias, Travis, Calvin O'Keefe, Alec, Jasper, Edward, Gilbert Blythe, Iain Morrow, Patch/Jev, Iggy/James Griffiths, Fang, Omega, Travis Stoll...),Moviesox (Fang and kinda Iggy) If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. "Love me, Hate me. Either way you're obsessed." "I may not be smart enough to do everything, but i'm dumb enough to try anything." "The pen is mightier than the sword," "if you ask how much something costs, you can't afford it." "Never inturupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." "Winning is a habit, unfortunatly so is losing." "We are the people our parents warned us about." "When Jesus said love your enemies, he probobly meant don't kill them." "Silence is so freaking loud!" Sarah Dessen You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. "I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT" Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together Always forgive your enemies-Nothing annoys them more Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." 90% of America would be sad if Justin Beiber jumped off a roof and died. Paste this in you description if you're the 10% saying "JUMP,JUMP!" I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart 44 Things a girl would die for 1-touch her waist are you remembering this? 6-hug her keep reading 11-smile with her Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 26-don't lie to her are you still reading this? u better be, its important 31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too. remember this next time you are with her 36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what. MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED 41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.) youll never know when she needs just a lil more love repost this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well where do you think I got these copies & pastes?) If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read copy and paste this on your profile. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity!copy and paste this into your profile! 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile If you think that reviews are supposed to be for constructive criticism and praise and not for flaying the author alive with a blowtorch, then copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if and only if you: sing in the shower (even if you can't do it well), like to stand in the rain because it's just what you do, take it as a compliment when people call you weird because you're not a copy, would rather be reading a book than going to a football game or homecoming, believe and know that talking/socializing is not your thing, think that solitude is a blessing, run around the house just for the heck of it, rush to all your classes so you won't be late (but never are), laugh at everyone's jokes so they don't feel bad (or you actually think they're funny), are usually the one in the group that actually does the work, grin hugely whenever anybody mentions your favorite books/movies, apply what you learned in said books to life, move from one hobby to the next so fast you can't remember what you tried last, and sometimes (or most of the time) feel abandoned. When you finish reading this, add your penname so that we the people (that are like this) will never feel alone: Twigatha, Moviesox (To an extent) IF u luv maximum ride put this on ur profile!!! ºø„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ Maximum Ride „øº „øº ROCKS!!ºø„ „øº„øººø„ A good or best friend! None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. A good friend will be there for you when she breaks up with you. A best friend will call her up and whisper, "Seven days... Sexist pig/" A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Forget how to Walk? dumb ass." A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend drugs him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Homo!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will grab yours and shake it up, till explodes all over you. A good friend will offer you a tissue when you sneeze. A best friend will wipe their snot on your shirt. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has your grandparents house on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butts that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend will call you up and get into a random argument with you about the regenitve properties of the liver when they/you are feeling down... It happens Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! If you are 100 percent in love with James Patterson's fictional character 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site, but you dont care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile 92 percent of american teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their butts off when they heard this, or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was(like me) If your friends think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids(and their talking dog), copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. If your single biggest fear is drowning, copy this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT and skipped school/college/work just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.) When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice out of the fruit in someones eyes Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer If you think this profile is random, copy and paste this onto your pro to make it randomer If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (I know more than a few people who should be involved with "accidents") My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (...blame it on the dog) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile (Does it count if I do it on purpose?) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (it's subconcious) If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (OK fine, I don't think this ever happened to me, but I wish it did. Isn't that reason enough?) If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your own age, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. (sometimes I really wish I knew what my dog was thinking... it most likely has to do with biscuits) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile! i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile If you think steriotypes are overrated, copy and paste this to your profile! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. Man: Where have you been all my life? SIGN ST. FANG'S PETITION!!: http:///axtoksrp/petition.html look like prep school Barbie. *sees Max* Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF "I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX "What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX "I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX (And yes, technically they could get married, but they need parental permission. Yeah...Fang: Dr. M? I'd like to marry Max. Dr. M: -pulls out chainsaw-) (From St. Fang.) "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW "Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX "Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? -No idea who said it, but I love it! It's a good point. Omg, this would make sense if Emmett Cullen became president! I stole this from St. Fang beacause I love it! "You steal my mirror for vanity, so your attempt to steal it will be in vain! This mirror will bring you nothing but contempt and heartache. Jealousy will be your most sinister friend, should you gaze into my mirror. And you will never be able to eat eggplant again!" -St. Fang in Jeb's Magic Mirror. "Ok." Fang answered. "I've got a plan. Let's send Iggy to a monestary to become a monk. He'll take a vow of abstinence, and he'll never have to know!" I put my hands on my hips. "Fang, really." "Seriously!" Fang said. "And we can send Nudge to become a nun, and she can take a vow of silence! It's a great plan!" -Fang and Max from Facts of Life "Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.) "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan if you have ever walked into a wall before copy this If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile! If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you "Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--" I didnt fall for him... When you find a real man... Him: What time should i ask to be home? Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that?) Girl: your amazing Boy: who do you like Guys are horrible creatures Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage. I love him, Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone. I was sad when i found out that you were taken... They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo? Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. I didn't fall for you... You tripped me. We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it. Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! ) He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!! I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.) "Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess." Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly! he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t. Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence) I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? .heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. GUY: you look familiar If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. When life gives you lemons trade them for guys. Friends aren't suppose to be jealous A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. Girls don't make mistakes, we date them. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream... My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. GUY: you look familiar If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. When life gives you lemons trade them for guys. Friends aren't suppose to be jealous A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. Girls don't make mistakes, we date them. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream... My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas Friend- I feel like I'm the third wheel Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips. “I walk away from love, before it walks away from me!” They call it puppy love? why not kitty love? Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends" He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you? Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho- things even out. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! My heart is not a playground An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge (I laughed so hard on this one because my mom wants me to be a lawyer) I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? (For me, it's a knife. Still works . . .) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho- things even out. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! My heart is not a playground An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge (I laughed so hard on this one because my mom wants me to be a lawyer) I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? (For me, it's a knife. Still works . . .) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand) I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! (I bet it was Pot Mouse . . . he's always had it out for me.) I hear voices, and they don't like you. Normal people worry me. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!" If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!" I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies! Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry Questions to Ponder... Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance? Why are they called apartments when they all stick together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is abbreviation such a long word? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing? On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: ºø„ºø„„øº„øº People laughed when I said shark boy was hot! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW! Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation! Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." - Fang, Diary of a Love-sick Bird Kid God bless Google. Where would we be without it? We'd probably be some cannibalistic Neanderthal society.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see. Would you like a cookie? So would I. Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF! Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil. You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? |
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