After another night of fitful sleep and nightmares, Lena decides to explore Gibraltar. Fortunately, she runs into someone able, willing, and specifically trained to help.

(Trans Girl Linkle) It wasn't until she left the forest that she truly understood what "Gender" was... and what gender she was. Will contain quite a lot of everyone being gay for Linkle, definitely some angst, and a lot of Linkle being a happy girl. Enjoy!

Meeting a man is never simple, but it's even more complicated when you're a member of Overwatch, former or otherwise. Fortunately, Jesse McCree has a penchant for being in the right place at the wrong time.

When Team RWBY's heat goes out, Yang shares her bed, and aura, with her teammates for a few days. Her incredibly attractive teammates. Her incredibly attractive teammates who're apparently handsy cuddlers when they're asleep... At least Ruby's there to keep things PG.

Yang Xiao Long, self-titled explorer, lesser-known treasure hunter, history buff, and occasional conwoman, goes searching for the treasure of the Snowscaled Guardian. She finds so much more than she expected, and more than she'd even thought to dream.

When Yang catches a cold, the rest of the team has to step up and take care of her. Weiss learns that cooking soup is harder than she thought, Ruby informs the Professors, and Blake just hopes Yang won't puke on her blankets.

A chance meeting with a fan leads Lena to have a chat with the love of her life about what love feels like, and why it's suddenly more intense than usual.

Remember that time Lena got distracted staring at a particularly good butt during a battle and it changed her entire life?

In which Yang really needs to learn when it's appropriate to masturbate, and Winter recognizes an old pinup poster.

Said the joker to the thief Yang wonders why Emerald doesn't ever hang out with her... and Emerald wonders why she keeps thinking of this as a date.

Cinder is bored at a club and accidentally picks up a blonde for a bit of quick fun.

A shortish Bees/White Rose smut comm. Trans Ruby and Yang, cis Blake and Weiss. "The team concludes that their professional life can't take a back seat to their personal ones so they decide on a competition to see who gets satisfied and who gets left in the dust."

Hitman AU. In which Neo's drunk texts cause Yang no small amount of distress.

Raven and Summer enjoy their honeymoon. Longish smut commission, with breast-focus and teasing.

When the big day finally comes, Summer and Raven realize that a 'perfect' wedding is definitely asking too much... but despite everything, it definitely becomes a day to remember.

Coco needed to remember to punch whoever spiked the punch... right after she figured out why Velvet was being so handsy.

In which Emerald chooses quite possibly the best target of her life, which lands her with a quick lunch date.

Pyrrha and Ruby try to make cookies for Nora and Yang's anniversary. It goes about as well as you would expect... though the dough fight was fun.

While Coco's plan for the concert had been to catch the drummer's eye, Velvet's had just been to keep her friend from getting too drunk... until she noticed a certain bassist.

When Arslan drags Reese to a party on an unfamiliar campus, she meets a girl she probably never would have talked to under any normal circumstances... And she needs to remember to thank her. Written for RWBY Relationship Week V3, which uses a random generator to decide what pairing I'll write each day. So... it's probably gonna be a week of weird pairings. Today certainly is.

The star student gets an F on a test, and so she asks her teacher to let her retake it... She agrees, but she has to go to tutoring with one of her favorite students first.

Climbing a tree in search of a bit of alone time, Blake instead finds a snoozing sniper girl. And it's not like she's gonna climb all the way back down again... Written for RWBY Relationship Week V3, which uses a random generator to decide what pairing I'll write each day.

When Nora runs into a girl who goes clank, she takes it upon herself to make her day a good one to make up for it.

Pyrrha had to wonder, sometimes, if Ruby viewed her more as a best friend than a girlfriend. Kind of an introspective piece from Pyrrha's POV, done by commission.

In which Lucina realizes that praying to a goddess while dating a different goddess might cause a bit of friction.

Ruby wondered why Nora had wanted to play spin the bottle so badly... And why everyone started grinning at her and Yang when it was her turn.

Being an attractive blonde going to a conjugal visit got you enough attention as it was… but being a famous blonde going to a conjugal visit with the woman who tried to kill you was worse. Not really romance, but there's no appropriate genre for this. Quick tumblr prompt for a friend's trash ship.

The start of another day in the married life of Ren and Nora.

Will pay any price to acquire it. When a stranger offers Jaune a chance at power, he accepts, not realizing that the consequences are far worse than he could have anticipated. Oneshot.

When Penny gets a new body, one that's capable of having and enjoying sex, Ruby feels it's time to pay back the years of one-sided sex. Nuts and Dolts smut with a slight body-worship/foot focus slant done by commission.

With nowhere else to turn, Weiss decides to talk to Yang about her crush on Pyrrha. North Pole fluffish stuff done by commission.

After a long day at work, Winter comes home to her loving sister. Weiss/Winter fluff, done by commission.

When they'd talked about their first time, they'd planned for it to be in some fancy hotel... not on Weiss' bed after a bit of roughhousing. Still, Ruby's not one to complain about a good thing, even if it did happen at the wrong time.

Waking up with Neo, Yang mused, had it's ups and downs...but at least she was a good cuddler.

Pollination/OT4. In which Team RWBY realizes that they all need a bit of relief every now and then. Humorous porn without much plot, but with a good bit of fluff here and there.

When Blake finds a collar in Ruby's belongings that's clearly too big for Zwei, she's more than a bit irritated at the implications. But, as Ruby explains... the collar's a bit too small to fit Blake. Of course, Blake is willing to indulge her, after a bit of a talk.

Weiss/Winter smut done by commission. Winter's missed Weiss since she left home to go to Beacon. So when she finally gets her chance to see her little sister again, she takes it... and her.

In an effort to keep smut from taking over my profile, all oneshot by-request lemons will be posted here. That being said, this is very much still a humour piece. By it's very nature, this fic will have a wide variety of characters and kinks. Tread lightly.

Just a normal morning in the lives of Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao-Long. Little bit of enabler fluff done by commission.

Quick lil Dustbunnies (Weiss/Velvet) bit written by request. After a few years of dating, Weiss and Velvet feel like it's time to get married... Unfortunately, they decide to tell their parents first.

After a couple months without sex, Weiss is willing to try things in a... less than ideal place. Still, a janitor's closet feels a bit risky...

Pyrrha is going through her period, Yang is a good girlfriend. Greek fire.

Yang can't leave Blake alone when she's reading, so she decides to give her the affection she's craving. Just a sweet little bumblebee drabble.

Normal Life AU. Ruby and Yang decide to host a sleepover for Blake's birthday. Just a bit of teamwide fluff. Freezerburn, with some ladybug if you squint.

Monochrome bit, written for a one-sentence prompt on my Tumblr. Prompt was "Please don't go." GrayOlson of Tumblr provided cover art! Go follow him and tell him he's awesome.

Team RWBY has been together for a while now, and they all love each other deeply. Ruby thinks it's about time Yang shows it, but Yang is a bit hesitant to kiss her, for obvious reasons.

Normal World AU. Blake's life was boring, but she was content with it. Until the day she was groped on the train.

Weiss wonders why everyone at Beacon seems to enjoy cuddling. Monochrome, if you look at it a certain way.

"Hey sis, mind helping me with this body-paint? Ooh, why don't you put some on for Weiss?"

A slightly crackish Pyrruby/Victory Rose/Milk and Cookies/whatever twoshot. "Pyrrha still wasn't sure why she'd decided to kiss the younger girl, but she knew it was all Yang's fault." Due to popular demand, I'll continue this as a series of oneshots. Enjoy, guys!

Ladybug drabble done by request on my tumblr. Ruby has a habit of saying "Marry Me" instead of "Thank you." Blake doesn't think she's ever heard two more beautiful words.

Ruby and Weiss give a few freshmen a quick tour. Written for a prompt on my Tumblr. (Did I enter an alternate universe, or did you really just crack a smile at me?)

Life Of Crime Bumblebee piece I did by request on my Tumblr. After a shootout, some feelings are revealed.

Lil Bumblebee drabble, written as a prompt on my Tumblr.

Ruby wasn't sure when platonic admiration had become attraction. She wasn't sure when she'd developed the crush on her sister. She wasn't sure what she was going to do about it, either. Drabble prompt from my tumblr.

If you'd told Blake an hour ago that you believed in magic, she would've laughed. But being turned into a cat by that weird neighbour of yours tended to shift one's worldview. Being adopted by a girl your age and her kid sister tended to shift it a bit more. MostlyNormal Life AU.

Weiss realizes there's an upside to Jaune's attempts at flirting; Blake is the jealous type. Quick lil Monochrome thing done for my Tumblr, posted here for completeness' sake.

A quick Ladybug drabble, written for my Tumblr. Posted here for completion's sake.

A few quick Black Knight bits from my Tumblr, posted here for completion's sake.

Prequel to Weiss is the Worst Cuddler. Four times Yang used her spray-bottle on the happy couple, and one time she didn't.

On their first day back from summer break, Weiss notices some changes in Ruby. Short and sweet White Rose fluff.

LifeofCrime AU. A sixteen year old Yang Xiao-Long looks down at her father's gun and decides to do whatever it takes to keep food on the table.

Ruby wants to know how tall Weiss is without her heels. Obviously enough, the best way to figure it out is to challenge her to a friendly game of strip poker.

Weiss can't stop staring at Yang while she's doing before-bed stretches in her pajamas. Ruby is less than amused, considering the heiress is supposed to be doing homework with her.

LifeofCrime AU. 'The cop's eyes widened. "Is that a rocket launcher?" Blake smiled. "Of course not. It shoots rocket-propelled grenades. Huge difference." Yang nodded solemnly.' In which Blake and Yang make their way out of a traffic stop the only way they know how.

LifeofCrime! AU. In which Yang "stares" down half the cops in La Delincuencia, Blake causes the biggest explosion they've ever seen, and Ruby actually drives under the speed limit for once. Pollination/OT4.

In which Blake's first night sharing the bed with her girlfriend doesn't go as well as she hoped.

Definitely Crack. "Velvet Scarlatina, Coco knew, was normally a kind, calm girl. However, Coco thought as she felt the back of her head impact the tree and saw her calm, nice, saintly girlfriend's face twist with rage, these weren't exactly normal circumstances."

Crackfic. When Ruby realizes Yang never has any trouble making friends, she decides to emulate her as much as possible when she gets to Beacon. Yang is horrified yet amused, Weiss is disgusted and slightly intrigued, Blake has decided that this team is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

They were at the edge of the clearing when they heard the shrill yell. "Because you're important to me, you idiot!" They sighed. "Ten lien says Yang still doesn't figure it out." "Thirty says she does, and we're gonna come back to them making out." "You didn't see how bad Weiss' injuries are. I'll take that bet." Ruby chuckled. "You didn't see Weiss' dream journal."

Boring title is boring. At least one chapter for every AU I can find, think up, or get requests for! Various genres, obviously, but humor will play a part in all of them. Any and all chapters contained within have the chance to become actual fics later on, depending on reader interest and whether or not I can stand writing it. Probably gonna have most of the cast in this one.

"Okay." Yang said after she caught her breath. "We might've taken that game of Gay Chicken a bit too far." "Mm." Weiss agreed, nuzzling into the crook of the blonde's neck. Alternate title is The author's integrity dies, a freezerburn lemon.

Team RWBY spends a Saturday goofing off, playing a little Mario Kart and enjoying some with their girlfriends. Just a drabble with some Freezerburn and Ladybug fluff.

In which Yang calls the wrong person for a ride home, and Weiss thinks it's too early for this crap. Freezerburn ship tease, more friendly than anything else. At least, as friendly as you can get with these two.

All the OC AU chapters from the Showcase, moved here for convenience. Weiss sneezing would normally not change the universe. However, a mistimed sneeze keeps her from meeting Ruby's eyes that fateful day. Instead, she is appointed the leader of Team SOAL. The irony of a Schnee being chosen to lead three faunus is not lost on her.

Weiss sighed. "This is not what I expected my first managerial posting to be, but I'm sure father thought I could learn something from it, or he wouldn't have sent me here. Yang opened her mouth, but Weiss beat her to it. "I can fire you, you know." Normal Life AU. Weiss is sent to manage the titular club, where she meets a dancer, an accountant, and her new best friend.

Definitely crackish. When team VNOL graduates early, Team RWBY are given the dubious honor of hosting Beacon Student Radio's daily talk show. Hilarity en- I mean, Humor... takes place? Sorry,Knives took the good one.

Pyrrha has a Plan. A Plan to end all Plans. A Plan that will surely get Jaune's attention off of Weiss once and for all. Now, she just has to put it in motion. A oneshot that turned into a series, despite my best efforts. Lets see where it goes. -Abandoned, but the first few chapters are self-contained enough to read-

Nora decides to do something Ren enjoys for a change.

Prepare to witness the thoughts of an elite fighter! You are about to delve into the personal writings of everyone's favorite Hylian... too bad the journal's only used to write his opinions about the other smashers... odd, that. Avril555, AKA Nimine54 made m a new cover! Go follow her or something. Abandoned and not very good, but covers all characters in Brawl.

Parodies of the cliches of fanfiction. Now complete, unless anyone has new ideas for it.

The site's original and (far as I know) only Link/Tira pairing! Loose continuity, but it's all in a loose chronological order. First chapter is a bit serious, but overall it's a fairly light-hearted fic.

After helping Ivy to break her vow of Chastity, Link participates in some of the strangest Pillow Talk of his life. Has now evolved into a series of one-shots, all with LinkxIvy. In a variety of genres.

Link and Ivy play chess,primarily humor but with a bit of flirting. DISCLAIMER:Don't own it.