name: Morris (ok, i've gotten quite a few quesions about this due to the fact that i sign my reviews with an actual name. no, my first, middle, nor my last name is morris, however, it's a nickname that has been stuck on me since preschool. My friends, family, and acquaintances call me Morris, so, feel free to do the same.)

Age: 18

Appearance: Short brown hair, dark brown eyes, usually wearing some sort of cap or beanie, freakishly tall, wide body frame...do you need more...probably not.

personality: if you must know, I'm a very calm yet random person, which results in a lot of deadpan humor.

skills: Pyrotechnics, survival, hopefully writing, and oragami.

Home Planet: I can't spell it in this language, sorry.

likes: Writing, reading, Musical Theatre, Hard Rock and Heavy Metal (RISE AGAINST!!!!), friendly authors, sharing my ideas (Except with Henry, because it's fun watching him freak out). People like me who are convinced they are from another planet. (I originally thought that my Hogwarts letter was late...but that was just stupid.)

dislikes: Although I love fire, I HATE FLAMERS. have a reason to back up your annoying rant, then we'll talk about it. (Or yell at each other, whicever one works out) being ignored. writers who write for reviews only (egotistic assholes). Fangirls...99% of the time, I never actually hate a person or a thing that has spawned the fangirls, it's just...the fangirls (Twilight is the exception to this rule, I fucking hate that book and everything it created)

Let's get this straight, yes i'm a furry author, no i'm not a pervert...ok, I am, but not a bad one. I'm not afraid to admit it, in fact, i'm very proud of who I am and i don't want any crap from anyone. EVERYONE has at least one messed up fantasy, I'm just more up front about it. Most of my stuff will be pokemon related, but if i find anything else that peaks my interest, i might give it a go.

Well, I was talking with a fellow fanfic author lately, and apparently I "Sell myself short with all of the modesty", and the reason I do this is because I hate bragging. If you're good at what you do and you brag, you're an asshole. If you're bad at what you do and brag, you're a stupid asshole.

But then I realize, having other people complement you is perfectly OK. So with that, here are my critical acclaims

critical acclaims

The best/creepiest comments I have ever received!!!

"Just wanted you to know that I've started writing because of you.
And this piece is another chapter that tells me that I picked a good role model." (Hudson518)

"Hey Morris! How's about i get you a plane ticket to New Zealand, you come chill at my place and we can watch some movies?

I have this great one on DVD about this obsessive fan who kidnaps and holds hostage their favourite writer and hides him in their basement, forcing him to write them a story - going as far as to break the writer's legs so he can't escape.

On a COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY unrelated note - write faster.
Now.

On an also unrelated note - how much chloroform does it take to knock out one of your species?" (Ajay46)

Laws and Regulations (the most popular by far)- "Damn, this story kicks ass. No, really. I haven't read a good smut/romance/actual fucking storyline since shinji-hiroku's "The Club", and if you keep up the good work, this fic may even surpass it. I commend you for you're work, and update soon!." (loudshadowRoss)

"I have to admit, this is as good as advertised. You got me hooked on it." (Jukesman54)

Arcana Chronicles- "Do you enjoy raising more questions than answering just wondering? Because if so great job." (Kalakar) p.s. I do enjoy doing this, PREPARE TO BE CONFUSED!!!

"It's an interesting and well written fic, enjoyed reading this, and there's some nice humour in there as well." (Tanon)

"You've created such a genuine and flowing fic here, i commend you." (Ajay46)

Elementals - "Kept me interested and held elements of all kinds: your signature wit included." (Archshadow24)

"Amazing. Perfection. Just great, loved the chapter." (Your Broski)

All I Want "The first chapter is only about a girl on the bus who then gets off and walks into the forest...an I'm already intrigued! THIS AUTHOR IS BRILLIANT! (Dawn of Oblivion)

"I think your story is probably one of my favorite human/Pokemon stories I've ever come across. Not only cause it's a female human and male lucario, but it's as realistic as these kind of pairings can get." (anonymous)

Shattered Remains "Damn Morris, most people would just start their fic with a couple of half assed lines that lead into a bad situation. You went ahead and broke the freakin' mold by starting out at the abyss at the end of the world. You sir, impress with each word you type. I smell another winner cooking, my good man." (ArchShadow24)

"Very well done, my friend. Well done. As a PMD author, I know first hand the crisis the genre faces with all of these new, horrible, stories popping up like weeds. Myself and a handful of other authors have been working hard to save MD fics by writing good ones. Welcome to the club, I guess." (Knightfall66)

FAQ's (I know this is arrogant, but I get these questions asked a lot...and I mean A LOT, a lot. So if I can stop just one person from asking these questions by posting them here, it'll be worth it)

Q:When's your next chapter going to be out?

A: When I'm done with it.

Q:Do you take requests?

A: Unless the idea is truly too good to pass up or someone wants to offer a piece of cover art as a trade...no.

Q:When will the next chapter be out?

A:...when it's done, now stop asking.

Q: Are you ever going to do a yaoi/yuri story?

A: Yes, but when I do, probably not on this website. I have another account on a website called SoFurry, and I'm currently working on one for that site, but as it has nothing to do with fanfiction, I can't post it here.

Q:When will the next chapter be-

A: *GUNSHOT* ...stop...asking me this. I don't know when the next chapter will be out for any of my stories. I don't have set deadlines, my motivation often wavers, I'm juggling multiple stories at once, and..oh yeah, I have my own life OUTSIDE of the internet as well. So..WHEN will the next chapter be out? Whenever I feel like writing it, nothing more, nothing less.

Concerns to be adressed

1. If you are an anonymous reviewer...and you ask me a question in said review...I CAN'T ANSWER IT!!! I mean really, what do you expect me to do, post a review on my own story? that's something that no author under any circumstances should ever do, and I don't plan to. If you want a question answered, login, get an account, hell even drop me your e-mail address, just don't expect me to respond when you give me no contact info.

2. it is ok to write a negative review...I LIKE constructive criticism...it HELPS me. So long as you don't write something like "This sucked mega balls, DOOD. you friggin suck!" I will be completely ok with it.

favorite pokemon.

5. Lucario (Over done...yes...do I care?...no)

4. typhlosion (quite underated, but still easy enough to find if you look. And I haven't read one I disliked yet)

3. arcanine (EXTREMELY hard to find, yet again, I haven't read one I disliked.)

2. absol (...*sigh*...why?...every time I get my hopes up seeing an absol story and hoping it will be good, and yet, most are complete crap, Their either unfinished or look like they're written by a ten year old...can SOMEBODY put a stop to the madness!?) (special thanks to Nidoran Duran for putting a stop to the madness _)

1. zoroark (...seriously, where is the love for this one, I think it's just as good as gardevoir or lucario and yet I can only find a few good fics using a zoroark)

Underated pokemon that need to have more stories

1. Froslass- To steal a quote from a friend of mine...WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR THIS GIRL!!!

2. weaville- I can think of three that I've read and liked

3. Dragonair

4. Mightyena- ...one...good...STRAIGHT, mightyena fic, that's all I ask...everything I find for this pokemon is yaoi...that's not a bad thing, I enjoy reading Yaoi myself, but you'd think that there would be one straight one amidst everything...actually, i think there was one before megadeth got reamed by the administrator and had to start a new account under nidoran duran...heheheh...awesome new name though.

5. Arcanine- Seriously...just...do it. It truly pains me that I have to put this pokemon on the list...please just...somebody back me up here.

My favorite quotes

" I hope your life of monotony and gray is shattered by a rainbow myriad of robot dolphins singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" and shooting hot dogs out of their dorsal fins." (Tantric Convulsions, a random youtube member who was commenting on one of my favorite songs)

"Welcome to the real world...it fucking sucks!" (My friend Paula after I complained about writing college apps)

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Sure, life wanted you to make lemonade, but seriously, fuck that." (Me...I honestly don't remember when)

"Of course not, I'm just here to drink your booze, smoke your weed, and mate with your nubile women. Then it's back to the mother ship." (my friend Kyle after being accused of being an alien bent on taking over the world)

"Do you know the chain of command here? It's the chain I'm going to go get and beat you with until you know who's in fucking command." (Jayne Cobb, Firefly)

"ugh, madame, how you wound me so!" (Apparently my cousin Henry's catchphrase...don't know how that caught on, but it oddly fits)

"I have a book for you. It's called 'In your ass' written by 'My Foot'." (Red Foreman, That 70's Show)

"The bible? Oh, that's in the bestsellers section...right next to twilight." (Barnes and Noble's guy, Easy A)

"...and you left the toilet seat up YOU BASTARD!!!" (Chandler, Friends)

Still with me there people? Well, if you're still here, your a trooper, and feel free to check out any of the links below. I'm pretty stingy with my favorites button, but that only means that if they're there, they're there for a reason...because it's a damn good story.