Vitalani
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Joined 09-06-11, id: 3232939, Profile Updated: 11-28-11
Author has written 5 stories for Portal, and Undertale.

Hello :D Okay, while I am aware of the fact that the profile page is generally used to write up a bio about oneself, I'm really terrible at it. So, I'm sorry, ahead of time, in case this is crap! XD

DISCLAIMER: Okay, I'm putting it here so I don't have to write it in everything I post. I own nothing except a cat and a couple of rats :) I will never claim ownership to anything except the odd, stray OC, which I'll note specifically in any story that happens to include one :)

Eh... I have a hard time writing about myself, really, I don't know what to put here :/ I'm 22yo female in Australia, I LOVE reading and writing, and on occasion I'm a spelling+grammar nut :P At the moment, all I've got is a couple of Portal fics. My faves to read are angst or pairings, especially stuff relating to GLaDOS because she's such a dynamic and fantastic character. I probably won't write my own pairings though unless it's a special request, since I tend to forget about any plot and it ends up... well... 18+ rated stuff XD But I don't like fluff much, so it'd have to be VERY plotty fluff for me to have the patience to read through it entirely. That said, I will NEVER flame any author or story, because flamers are haters and I'm not a hater :3

... I'll update this with something interesting when I think of something interesting to update it with. :D

Okay, thought of something (mildly) interesting :D I wrote up a bio for my OC's in 'A Touch of Humanity'. If anyone's interested, that is :)

My OC's for story A Touch of Humanity:

The Girls: These three girls have been Chell's friends and housemates throughout her Uni studies.

Lexi: Full name is Alexis Lee, she stands about 5'8'' and is slightly stocky. Lexi has long, wavy auburn hair and a loud, blunt attitude, though she is fiercely loyal to her friends.

Emma: Full name Emily-Jane Thompson, stands 5'9'' with nut-brown ringleted hair and a slender frame. She's ditzy and optimistic, always looking at the brighter side instead of letting things get to her, and tries to get those around her to see the positives in things as well.

Sarah: Full name is Sarah Weston, she is 5'11'' and lanky/muscular (slightly masculine, maybe) and she has mid-length dusty blonde hair. Her personality is fairly mature and she's usually the level-headed one in the group, though she's happy to join in on having fun.

The Boys: The boys make up the other half of Chell's circle of friends, so while the group isn't particularly large they are a close-knit lot who know each other fairly well.

Josh: Full name is Joshua Craws, he stands 5'9'' and is lanky with short, caramel-brown hair. He is passionate about cars and mechanics, and though air-headed at times he means well.

Theo: Full name is Theodore Woods, he is Toby's twin brother. He is 5'5'' and rather skinny, and has long, blackest-black hair usually left untied and hanging loose. Theo is an electronics and IT fanatic. He is mostly quiet, speaking up only when he wants to make a point about something.

Toby: Full name Tobias Woods, he is Theo's twin. Slightly taller at 5'6'', Toby keeps his black hair short and spiked, often brightly colored in an attempt to stand apart from his brother. He is more heavyset than Theo, attending the university on a track-and-field athletics scholarship, but is equally soft-spoken.

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Portal: I'm Fine by iammemyself reviews
Sometimes we don't understand who we're really lying to. Dedicated to Vitalani and her fic 'A Touch of Humanity'.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Complete
Inflessibile by Emerald-Em reviews
Life throws at you the entirely unexpected; you just have to endure the scrapes and bruises the best you can. Those who do will eventually be rewarded, no matter how long it takes. However, the path one must take to receive that award is not easily found.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,007 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
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Dear Sans, Love Paps reviews
"Dear Sans, I forgive you. I knew you were lying to me. Your mouth lied when it said 'maybe tomorrow' over and over. Your hands lied when they fed me useless headache tonic. But your eyes told the truth when they looked at me and saw a broken, dying skeleton where your brother used to be. Your eyes told the truth, and I forgive you."
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
The Longest Fall reviews
On the edge of a beckoning void, one single moment is an eternity. (Short one-shot, no intentions of continuing, enjoy.)
Portal - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A Touch of Humanity reviews
While GLaDOS grapples with her inner demons and some rather unsettling elements of her re-integration with Caroline, Chell is facing up to demons of her own. Five years on from going their seperate ways, their worlds come back together. M for swearing.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 11/11/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Finding My Way reviews
Exhausted and traumatised, Chell has finally gained her freedom and left the Aperture facility for greener pastures. But, plagued by nightmares and tormented by hallucinations, she struggles to make it from one day to the next.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Chell
A Simple Gift reviews
*SPOILER ALERT* Set after Portal 2. GLaDOS brought Wheatley back for the sake of a lack of non-brain-damaged test subjects, but finds it's not as satisfying anymore. A simple gift reminds her that even a machine has a soul. T for language. Fluff.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete