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Joined 10-13-11, id: 3336431, Profile Updated: 06-02-20
Author has written 5 stories for Half-Life, Harry Potter, Portal, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Rise of the Guardians.

Warning: popular culture references.

My main story, Between Minds, is a Half-Life/Portal crossover inspired by the Mind series by Curtis Trudeau Brown, Ross Scott, and others. I am putting as much effort into it as I (reasonably) can. If you love the world and characters of Half-Life and Portal, check it out! Now has an official tumblr page so you guys can get updates, ask questions, all that jazz: Between-Minds-3theCaptain dot tumblr dot com

I wrote a short, heartwarming, tear-out-your-soul story about Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians and his sister, called Guardian Angel. Read it and weep.

And oh yeah there's also Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction, which encompasses every corner of insanity.

Check out The Rules by Cave Johnson for the sultry voice of Cave Johnson narrating hilarity at you from beyond cyberspace and the grave.


"Am I a hero? Eh, I don't know... I don't think it's heroic if the only person you're saving is yourself."

- Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

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Eldritch Designs by MaeceusMan reviews
Equestria has changed since The Darkest of Days. Since Celestia's Fall. Dark forces, once held in check, are left to roam free, for those who stood against them are no more. All that remains are Twilight and her friends. But to stop this ancient threat, they must answer the oldest of questions. What are the Elements of Harmony really? And what do they want with us?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Applebloom, Pipsqueak
After Aperture by FanfictionalRatt reviews
After everything she's been through, all the testing, mocking, and fighting with A.I.'s, Chell is finally free from Aperture. But what now? Without any knowledge of the outside world, and the war between humanity and the Combine, how will Chell survive? Follow the story of our favourite mute protagonist as she dives head first into the world of Half-Life, the world beyond Aperture.
Crossover - Portal & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,056 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alyx V., Gordon F., Chell, D. Rattmann
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Empty Garden by Angels-Heap reviews
In a post-Combine world, a restoration project and a cassette player pave the way for some serious introspection. As we all know, music has a way of bringing long-hidden emotions to the surface. There is some laughter, there are some tears, and Barney wins a bet. Kind of a songfic, but mostly not. Revised 12/2019.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alyx V., Gordon F. - Complete
The Best in Space by MShades reviews
The crew of the USS Enterprise, during a lull in their adventures, comes across an artifact of Earth's past. What secrets does it hold, and what dangers?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Wesley C., Space Core - Complete
Half Life 2 Episode 4: Possibilities by Nintendolover222 reviews
After the tenacious defense of White Forest against a nigh-insurmountable force of the Romanian-Serbian Overwatch, the entirety of Romania has been freed of Combine jurisdiction and now the rest of the free world beckons. SEQUEL TO EPISODE 3 POSSIBILITIES
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 174,590 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Half Life 2 Episode 3: Possibilities by Nintendolover222 reviews
Gordon demands answers from himself concerning how he is still alive. The Combine's undying determination to hold Earth is everpresent. And a single individual watches over the entire human race, observing their resolute resistance with a pensive calm.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,691 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
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The Ugly Barnacle reviews
Patrick Star told a story to his friend to cheer him up, but he never knew the full tale. He never knew the trials the Ugly Barnacle faced, nor the heartbreak he endured. The story has been lost to time, and remains only as a whisper on the wind. [Satire, parody, occasional strong language.]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 12/20/2011
Between Minds reviews
After surviving her battle with GLaDOS, Chell wakes in Aperture Science and makes another escape attempt. Meanwhile, after his ordeals through City 17, Gordon wakes at White Forest and tries to recover the Borealis and Judith Mossman... Or at least, that was the plan. The unexpected throws Chell, Gordon, Alyx, and Barney down paths toward inevitable consequences.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,530 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alyx V., Gordon F., Barney C., Chell
Guardian Angel reviews
Through all of Jack's travels, he keeps coming back to one little village in the woods and one strangely familiar girl with brown hair. And even though he doesn't remember her, he never abandoned his little sister. [Oneshot, short, heartwarming.]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister, Man in the Moon - Complete
The Rules by Cave Johnson reviews
While riding the rail car through Aperture Science, the workers would hear Cave Johnson's Official List of Rules. [Comedy! Feel free to add funny suggestions: they might make it in!]
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction reviews
A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself. Quickly dissolves into parody territory. [Comedy! One shot, so you can just read this, then you and I will pretend this never happened.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete