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Joined 10-30-11, id: 3385402, Profile Updated: 04-12-15
Author has written 1 story for Firefly.

Hey. Stating obvious - I like writing, though I don't know if I'm good; I love books - who writes but doesn't like books? I have a very very smutty mind, so anyone who doesn't like that should probably stay away. But I do like my share of romance. My favourite classical romance novel is Jane Eyre - I think Rochester kicks Darcy ass any day in the problematic classical hero department. I am mad about movies and television - people have told me that I'm like abed with slightly better social skills. I reveal nothing of my identity because most people who know me have no idea i can be THIS smutty, and also, they have no idea I ship Jayne/River. They have no idea I ship. That's all I think. Oh, and reviews on an stories i may or may not put up are very welcome.

Special Message for people who reviewed and/or added me on author alerts etc. - huge ego boost. Now I see the point of twitter - approval and acknowledgement on the internet IS awesome. Plus, since I hadn't really thought I would get to know about author alerts and stuff like that I had only come to fanfiction and seen the reviews - hadn't checked the mail. So now i feel like I'm about to float :) Also, I have no idea how to send like a general message out there but this. So, thanks people, your approval is sweeter than mother's milk to me.

Favourite books - jane eyre, catch 22, all terry pratchetts, harry potters, the cardinal sins, dozens of others

Tv shows - the office, community, game of thrones, friends, scrubs, modern family, boston legal, dexter, firefly, gilmore girls, monty pythons, fry and laurie, blackadder, 30 rock...

movies - away we go, little miss sunshine, fight club, inception, million dollar baby, leon, good will hunting, dogma, casablanca, breakfast at tiffany's (can someone please tell me what happened to george peppard??), all the monty pythons movies, paul, star wars, love actually, amazing grace, lars and the real girl, before sunrise, before sunset, chicago, pretty woman, serenity, twelve angry men, a few good men, dirty dancing, garden state, the graduate, the breakfast club ...

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The Mentalist: The Three R's by Donnamour1969 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Lisbon is a young cop on her first undercover mission. Guess who blows her cover. AU set in 1996 San Francisco. Romance/Mystery/Humor. Rated T/M for language and adult situations. Thanks to phoenix2812 for the beautiful cover pic!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,266 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C., Samuel B. - Complete
The Approaching Storm by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
Jane hated Texas. Still, it wasn't all bad. At least Lisbon was with him. Of course, they were about to enter a recently evacuated office building to look for a terrorist in the middle of a hurricane, so he supposed things weren't exactly ideal.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
That's Just Some People Talking by letterstonorah reviews
This is a story about how Spock and Uhura overcome the hurts of the past so they might return to each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura
Teresa by Donnamour1969 reviews
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Domus Hadeum, or Where You Live by MerriWyllow reviews
The House of Hades. "Where I live. Every minute of every day. I've never left. I was hoping to, after I killed Red John. Now I don't know how to leave. Misery loves company, Lisbon. And I'm going to make you live there, too." AU. M for words and actions.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,026 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Taking Charge by hardly loquacious reviews
How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
And the Moonlight Fades by ghostlygreeneyedgirl reviews
Had he not been made of weak mortal means, he may have felt guilt fall upon his heart, but Edward Rochester was man, not some angelic being. And he was far worse than a man simply damned, he was a man in desperate love. Jane/Edward one shot. Semi-Canon
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Semantics by Sirhith reviews
From "The Fire," Jim has a different answer for "Who Would You Do?" Sorry, Kev.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Flounder by Panfila reviews
Did you?
Office - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Pam B., Erin H. - Complete
Reception by TheDevilYouDon't reviews
Pam makes Jim's bad days better. Jim/Pam. Jim's POV. R & R, please.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Obesity Kills by nine miles to go reviews
Karen witnesses a moment between Jim and Pam, and understands where his heart belongs.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
light by mondlering moofoot reviews
Jim/Pam. Moments between 'The Job' and when they start dating. They take things slow.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
And the Fire Consumes by ghostlygreeneyedgirl reviews
Slowly Edward bent his head down to just grace Jane's lips. His feather-light kiss was the only thing soft on her body. She was tense, her mind told her to pull away, but her heart was too willing to walk the path to hell. Jane/Edward oneshot. semi-canon
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
A Different Jane or Not Your Mother's Jane Eyre by jpmel reviews
A flawed but fun, modern and mature adaptation of Jane Eyre.
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Mine and Yours reviews
He can't stop himself, and he's past feeling guilty. But he's too tightly-wound for someone who's regularly living their darkest, greediest wishes. And for some gorram reason, he can't stop asking her stuff. VERY smutty. Sort of BDSM. Review please.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete