HI MY NAME IS: PEDRO JOHNSON(HaHa..like I'm gonna tell YOU my name :P)

MY AGE IS: 18

MY HOBBY IS: ACTING DUMB, IT'S A GREAT HOBBY, REALLY, BUT IT'S VERY HARD TO MASTER, SERIOUSLY.

MY SEX: MALE. M-A-L-E. YUP, I'M A MALE, LIKE IT OR NOT.

HATE:... PEOPLE WHO ASK WHO OR WHAT I HATE.

LIKE: ...SOMETHING THAT I DON'T HATE.

I'm afraid of growing up. Everything about you changes, your likes, dislikes, motivation, mindset. You sometimes forget those someone who truly loved you, those people who took care of you when you needed them. You became so focused on living that you forget how to have fun. You slowly turning into a generic man. A man who just do the same everyday, yelling about other people for the mistakes that they make. I want to be forever young. I know that many say' that it can't happen, but truthfully, it can. Being young doesn't mean to be physically young, it all depends on your mind and heart.

It's not the fear or the sadness that makes being alone hard. it's the process of accepting the fact that out of the billions of people in the world, there's no one fought and tried to be together with you.

One of my principles in life is that you should treat people based on how they treat you, if they are polite, be polite, if they don't respect you, don't respect them, if they love and care about you, do the same thing to them, but if they hate you, you have three choice, don't bother to do anything to them, give them a reason to hate you, or prove them that they have no right to hate you.

"Perfection is a a huge flaw in itself." I don't know who quoted this but props to them. You'll never succeed in life if you're perfect, you'll never moved forward because why would you? You are already perfect so why change? Great people are the ones who accepted their flaws then strive and gave their best.

A person who always go with the mainstream and just let others control them are fools. You'll never experience the good things in life if you just let yourself be normal. I'm also weird in my own sense, and i'm perfectly fine. Always remember that the people in history that we looked up to are the ones who were considered fools, heretics, crazy guys, and etc. yet they didn't care about what the others thinks and just became themselves.

I'm a guy who doesn't like to judge, I am not one, and is not being paid to be one, so why should I? Though expect me flick your forehead if you try to think about ending your life, or to cause grief to other persons.

Haters only matters if you let them affect you. Hate is a cowardly monster which mainly uses intimidation to snag it's prey. A ghost. An entity who can be ignored. And also of course, it can be defeated if you took courage to accept that it exist and do everything you want to make it fade.

What happened in the past shouldn't be brought back to the present, but one should learn from it for it to not surface again.

Truthfully, I don't approve of very young people getting into relationships since I believe that that'll just make them suffer. Love sucks, and getting a relationship in a young age is like a kid getting into a war using only sticks and stones.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

i seriously don't know.

Why are your updates so spread out?
cause of my college projects and assignments, i always try to make my grades as high as possible. (Of course that's a joke.)

What's your favorite animal?
i like every animals, -lizards not included, they are just plain creepy- i don't want to show any favoritism

Why do you read children's books if you're technically an adult and going into something?
cause i wanted to be as young as possible, my body may become older, but my mind and heart will always be young

awesomeness level:Forever young.

Your stories often included *sadness* Do you have a thing for that kind of stuff?
yes, cause i can relate with all the pain that I had experienced in my life. (Again, it's a joke, my life is boring and plain as hell.)

Who's your favorite Greek God?
i like Hestia and Poseidon,Apollo and Hermes are second.

What's your favorite Pokémon type, and what's your favorite Pokémon?
dragon.
All.

Will you dedicate a chapter to me?
i ALWAYS dedicate my stories to my readers, if that what they want, i will think of it if i can add it.

What's something that we need to watch on YouTube?
just watch it, though i like simple plan music videos

Leave us with a song lyric?
no.mwahahahaha!

If you need a smile on your face read these...

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

"You know little bro? You should take care of your book, because a tree sacrificed it's life to give you education, let's just hope his sacrifice wasn't a waste shall we?" -me (I really don't know why I said that, me and my lil' bro were studying and stuff.)

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer

Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Amateurs 1- Pro 0.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear

bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.