FloppyWandedDementorBuggererhide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Batman. My name is Britney! :D I am constantly writing and as of right now I have ten Harry Potter themed stories on my computer... O.o My favorite colors are purple, black, emerald green (my birthstone), HOT pink, gold and rainbow. I love the idea of mermaids, which is the theme of one of my Harry Potter stories... Pairings I like: Draco/Harry, Harry/Voldemort, Voldemort/Bellatrix, Ginny/Hermione, Luna/Harry... I HATE Hermione/Draco!! It's a cool idea, I just hate it for some reason... Sorry... Favorite words: Manhole, vigorously, indeed, rhododendron and dumbfuck. House of choice: Slytherin, though I would probably end up in Hufflepuff... or Ravenclaw. I cried when Voldemort was defeated in HPDHP2... D': ?? I also cried in the book... many many times... (-_-) Fin. ALSO! Very sorry about not being able to continue Hilly, Batman and some other stories at the moment... I just can't think of what to write! UGH, well I know WHAT to write but when I try it ends up choppy and gross and just a horrible thing you don't want to read. Trust me. I will find time to finnish these stories and they WILL be finished. SOMEDAY! Promise! |
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A Compulsory Heart by darkenedcrystal reviews
Voldemort killed the Potters but took Harry with him. A take on a universe where Harry grows up as Voldemort's son. Harry turns sixteen where he starts killing for Voldemort which leads to many other things... a dark!harry fict. first few chapters to be revised upon completion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,000 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35628 - Favs: 26,725 - Follows: 19,673 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Death Wish by Hasegawa reviews
He always wishes for death. He wants it so much it hurts. But nobody wants him die. even his enemies. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,385 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Prince Chaos by canbea reviews
Questioning Dumbledore in his first year Harry decided to investigate into the Dark Arts. Soon he starts turning towards the Dark. Now after the Death of Sirius and the abandonment of Remus Harry snaps and joins The Dark Lord. Powerful!Dark!Harry HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,536 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Through your black hair, my hands, Alt Translation by tinanl reviews
Alt translation of Chinese fic. LV/HP, Time travel, AU, bit of MPREG. Harry lost the war and died but ended up in the past, first meeting six year old Tom Riddle, then attending Hogwarts where Prof. Riddle was teaching DADA, love moves in mysterious ways
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 215,050 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unrealized by xErikax reviews
Phil and Nova have been friends for a while now. When a new guy comes into her life, will she try to move on? Or will her feelings take over and tell him. Most of all, what's Phil gonna do about all of this? Punk/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - CM Punk
Bless the Ground We Walk On, for it Led Me to You by StuckWithWords reviews
DRARRY: After a night of detention with Malfoy, Harry befriends the Slytherin, and the two start afresh. But is Malfoy just leading Harry on to lead him into Voldemort's clutches? It's more than that awful summary! 6th Year, but HBP/OOP mashup. Not smutty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Me Away by Zenro reviews
Summary: Harry, After years of abuse at the Dursley's and constantly being used by the light he turns to Voldemort. Though not in the way he had hoped... End of 4th year, Slash, Abuse, DarkHarry. Bad at summarys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
My Littlest Enemy by leonamuni reviews
After being forced to work together in Herbolgy, Draco curses Harry to the size of a teacup! As a punishment he has to look after Harry as he grows back to normal, carrying him around and making sure no one steps on him. HPxDM my first HP fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Untold secret by The howling Wolf reviews
no one knows who I am. Only when I decide will they know my untold secret. Warnings: Bad Dumbles , Ron, Ginny. M/M, LVHP, LMSS, HGDM , MPREG. Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Learning Life's Lessons by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,061 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
COMING SOON: Harry Potter x WWE Crossover! by LoveMeSomeMattHardy reviews
An update on the latest story I have in the works!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Minerva M., Randy Orton
Blackened Sunrise by The Itch reviews
Having vanished at the end of 4th year, Harry Potter is forced to return during 6th and he's changed. Not necessarily for the better, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 143,264 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 10/19/2002
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What is a Drarrple? reviews
A Drarrple is Draco Harry Apple. Yeah… Nothing worse than a kiss so far… and a bite… but anyway, I have 2 written so far. :) #1 is called 'Sharing is Caring' M for pairing. (This IS 2/3 Drarry, so… male pairing!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hallowed Hauntings reviews
SUCSESS! I just wrote a Hermione/(Female)OC slash! Oh, but not a normal one! The OC is a ghost girl who haunts the girl's dormitory named Annabella! (I don't know why, but doesn't a pairing between someone alive and a ghost seem kinda hot?)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Warmth reviews
Remember Hilly Potter? Yeah… Well Hermione is the perfect snuggle buddy for a cold, winter evening and Hilly can't help but take advantage, right? Hermione Granger/Hilly Potter (female Harry Potter I created.) hehe FEMSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Amnesia at its Worst
Hermione lost her memory in the middle of the war, and this is her thinking… "He looked at me a few times, seeking condolences, but I have none to give. I don't know him. I wouldn't be able to say anything comforting." Really short, but I may continue IF I get inspired. Maybe I'll write a prequel...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G.
Feathers of the Past reviews
What if Hedwig had actually been Lily Potter? What if Severus was the one to figure it out? Will Harry ever open up to her? SS/LP, HP/HG 5th year. Prologue? Screw the prologue! *Thanks to Erika for the title :3 I don't own Harry Potter. The whole plot- how Lily being back effects Harry/War/Voldemort/Snape- Everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Those Red Eyes Again! reviews
Professor Snape is a vampire and lures a student out of her bed to suck her blood. Kinda like Dracula. Hermione/Snape. Written in journal form partially. REVIEW IF YOU LIKE IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
HSO: Hogwarts Symphony Orchestra reviews
Professor McGongall decides to start a Hogwarts Symphony Orchestra! Along with usual musical dilemmas, Hermione finds herself stuck between a yummy fling in the shape of a young, male music instructor by the name of Anthony Chord and the red-hot passion of her best friend, Ginny. All the while, she's struggling with the war, her far-off 'boyfriend' and schoolwork! Post-war
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Voldemort and Wormtail reviews
This is a day in the life of Wormtail taking care of an 'infant' Voldemort. Before GoF, non-slash! I'll make more if you're interested R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry reviews
DISCONTINUED! Sorry, my muse is hindered! What if Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts and created a false reality to cope with living under the stairs? Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P.
That Was Some Night reviews
Hermione wakes up with a hangover. With further examination- she sees Ginny and Harry in the bed with her and Ron on the floor. Who just came out of the closet! "Last time we test a Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product." "Agreed." Hermione/Ginny/Harry/Ron/Draco, but not in that order! (Mentions of five-some?) ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Complete
Alternate Ending reviews
What if, in the end, Voldemort didn't kill Harry? What if they were both just acting the whole time...? Harry/Voldemort! One-Shot, or maybe a long drabble... I'm not sure, but it's funny. Nothing worse than a kiss :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hirsute Crushes
Harry and Ron find the diary of a fellow student and try to figure out to whom it belongs. No slashes just a 'hirsute' crush. Homophobes beware. Prisoner of Azkaban year. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Rubeus H., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Comes Out of the Closet reviews
What if Hogwarts is a school just for gay/bi/lesbian students? What happens when everyone finds out? CHAOS! XD One-Shot! I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. LOTS of awkward pairings! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2012
Harry's Science Experiment reviews
A strange mixture of Science Fiction and Fantasy. Harry creates a monster using magic and technology to destroy Voldemort. Random and strange. Stupid. I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, this would be a sad day for literature because my hyper-active mind is only apt for finishing a short one-shot. RATED T FOR SCIENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P.
The Curious Case of Hilly Potter
This is based of the book 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' by Francis Scott Fitzgerald, except Hilly is slipped a potion that makes her age backwards! One-Shot Could be called 'Hilly Potter and the Aetās Reversum'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Batman reviews
DISCONTINUED! A retired Batman saves Harry and, after taking him in and training him, Harry becomes the new Batman. Harry/OC, Harry/Draco.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Hilly Potter and the Gendus Alias reviews
DISCONTINUED! Sorry, my muse is hindered! Harry- I mean HIlly turns herself into a girl! Harry/Draco slash ;D Rated M for obvious reasons... Starts in Order of the Phoenix ends after the war... when I get there...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Westerly's Home for Wizened Warlocks and Witches reviews
Harry and the crew in a nursing home! All relationships are true to the epilogue and most deaths are disregarded. Rated T for slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012
Lost at sea reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are stuck in a raft in the middle of the ocean. Why? You will see. Will they end up safe? Maybe… Any slashes? HELL YES! Drarry! ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Voldemort's Nightmare reviews
Basically the name… A few random slashes, Voldy nudity, language, embarrassment and pelvic thrusting. Such a wholesome combination, eh? I think so!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
