19.11/2013

SO, I haven't been on this site for a while, and then I remember, hey! I used to write stories! Trying to figure out my password and email after about seven years incognito is not what you'd call fun, but I did it, and then bothered to re-read some of my stories. Some were cringe-worthy, though at the time were totally hip as I wasn't nearly as cynical as I am now, whilst others I was pleasantly surprised about, since I have not an iota of creativity left.

Some stories have been slightly edited and updated, or deleted, but i am working on finishing the ones in progress.

Hermione/Ron: (X) Riding on Brooms with Idiots - DELETED

Hermione/Harry: ( )

Hermione/Twins: ( ) COMING SOON: A Weasley's Wicked Way-

Hermione/Bill: ( ) COMING SOON:Code Breaker

Hermione/Charlie: ( ) COMING SOON: Romania's Dragons

Hermione/Draco: (X X) Just My Luck; Gangster Love-IN PROGRESS COMING SOON: A Deatheater's Proposal; The Crave

Hermione/Oliver: (X) The Playboy's Pursuit- IN PROGRESS

Hermione/Sirius:

Hermione/Remus: () COMING SOON: Moon Baby

Ginny/Harry: (X X) The Sweet Escape- EDITED; The Proposal-EDITING

General romance: (X) Family Affair, by Harry Potter

STORIES: (13.3.08 Update)

«···The Sweet Escape

Pairing: Ginny/Harry

Rating: PG 13

Genre: Romance/Humour

Chapters: 5

Status: Complete

Ginny and Harry get trapped in a run-down confectionary factory, once own by the Weasley Twins, as they run away from Harry's many admirers: adolescent girls!

Each door they open leads to another room with ridiculous consequences and a dead end; with no inclination of how to escape, the two must endure the possibilty of dying in an old factory: that is of course when Harry stops licking the tasty walls...

As they try to find an escape route, Ginny and Harry must learn to accept their hidden feelings whilst fighting off an army of giant chocolate frogs and cockroaches and well as carnivorus Pumpkin Pasties.

Just My Luck:

Pairing: Draco/Hermione

Rating: T (Pg 13)

Genre: Romance/Humour

Chapters: 15 Epilogue

Status: COMPLETED

Hermione is a journalist and a feminist on the side. Draco is a muggle lawyer who strives to annoy his family and anyone else who gets in his way.

After a drunken night, Hemione gets into trouble and hits a friend's violent ex-boyfriend and is being sued. No thanks to Ginny, Draco is assigned to this case and a whole devious plot unfolds, with unexpected instigators.

Filled with magic, secret rooms and the thirst for revenge, Draco and his mentally incompetent friend, must figure out who these evils are and stop them before it's too late. Meanwhile a kidnapped Hermione dreams of ghosts, cheese and how she plans to kill Malfoy...

Totally wacky storyline, but check it out none the less!

Pairing: Hermione/Ron

Rating: T (Pg 13)

Genre: Romance/Humour

Chapters: 1

Status: Complete

After Hermione loses to Ron in a game of chess, he dares her to fly with him. However as the night unfolds, a monster emerges from the swamp and sudddenly they're not fighting with eachother anymore.

THE PROPOSAL

Pairing: Harry/Ginny

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Humour

Chapters: 1

Status: Completed

Harry Potter and Ginevra Weasley have been going out for some time. Finally when Harry has enough gall to ask her top marry him, his mission is interrupted with electrocution, rain, fire, fashion malfunction and a trip to the hospital. It would seem that the boy with all the luck, will have it blown up in his face...sorta like the treehouse he planned to propose in, but that blew up in George's face...

«·· The Playboy's Pursuit

Pairing: Hermione/Oliver

Rating: M

Genre: Romance/Humour

Chapters: 8

Status: in-progress

Hermione's a doctor who is sent to Puddlemere for a week with her young patient. there she encounters a jealous Maggie Carrie, a fun-loving Beater Bobby Rice and of course the charismatically charming Oliver Wood, who decides to make this week memorable and exciting.

What neither expect is the growing attraction developing between them both, and the self-inflicting turmoil they'll both endure. Hermione, not yet recovering from an earlier break-up doesn't think she can trust a man anymore hence not letting no one in. Oliver on the other hand is torn between his passion for Quidditch, his female fans and his reluctant attraction to Hermione

However after a flying accident Jayden is sent back to the hospital and Hermione is left stranded in Scotland alone and unable to apparate to England due to a freak storm which is set to stay for weeks. she is "rescued" by the one and only Mr Wood who lets her stay with him for the time being. however when the media latches on to the juicy unfoldings, they not only have to deal with eachotehr but also the manipulative public eye.

Full of Quidditch rides, sarcasm, annoying neighbours and concussions will these two manage let go to their pasts or will it come back to hurt them again...?

«·· GANgstER LOve:

Pairing: Hermione/ Draco

Rating: R

Genre: Romance/Drama/Humour

Status: In-process

Chapters: 4

Voldemort has gone and now the evils of the Underworld have reared its ugly head, with two major gangs: Dra'Mal's and the Udati's. these two enemies are the major instiagtors in the upcoming war, which has everything to do with the death of Voldemort and the Wonder Trio.

Draco Malfoy, dangerous and handsome: the leader of the Dra'Mals, is ordered by the minister to protect and shelter Auror Hermione Granger, who is anything but pleased when Draco pops into her house. he has no say in the matter; as the minister has kept his gang out of danger and returns the favour reluctantly. but the minister is in danger too...

It seems too that Red, leader of the Udati's is also after the Trio, but with the idea of torture and death on his mind. he will stop at nothing to avenge his lords death even killing those close to him.

the story turns is one of betrayal, danger and the power that comes with being the best. with Murder, drugs, sex and alcohol tainting the underworlds status, will love even have a chance to rear its head or will death come to those undeserving and mess up its chances?

Coming UP:

Romania's Dragons

Pairing: Hermione/Charlie

Rating: T/R

Genre: Romance/Humour

Status: In Utero

Hermione Granger works at the Ministry for Magical Creatures . But in order to advance herself she needs to live and work with a creature in order to understand their treatment and lifestyle. And who better to guide her than Charlie Weasley, dragon trainer? sparks will fly and the chemisty sizzle between these two hot heads who haven;t seen each other in years. however, when Dragons start dying unexpectedly, the two realise they have to work togeher to uncover the sinister plot of someone they both know and trust.

A Weasley's Wicked Way

Pairing: Hermione/George

Rating: T/R

Genre: Romance/Humour

Status: In-process

the twin's have been very naughty, their latest invention has spiked the ministry's attention who've decided to send their offical's to the shop and assess the morality and safety of the WWW. Unfortunately for them, their Minister father can not save them this time as officals report back the WWW is not a conventiona business and order it to be shut down.

Hermione Granger, minister for Orderly Conduct, hesitantly sticks up for the twins and the Minister cheerfully assigns her a months mission to assess the creditability of the WWW. reluctantly she accepts and is stuck with the witty george weasley for...well...way too long for her liking.

George, on the other hand has the notion that shutting down business would benefit him much more than having to spend a month with the boring know it all. however both will be in shock as sparks fly...and not just out of their bubblegum...as witts are challenged as these two try to show eachother the other side of themselves