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Author has written 5 stories for Death Note.

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My Fanfiictiion wiife: HisForgottenMemory (I love you, Ang3l) The weddiing wa2 beautiiful, guy2...


girl meets a boy on a messenger

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 194 - Words: 437,523 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 69,014 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Felix's got it going on by CosmicBash reviews
There was something about Pewdiepie that just made Toby squirm in his chair at times. Pewbuscus Pewdiepie/Tobuscus -Warning- YAOI
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Tobuscus, PewDiePie
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2009
Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 203,998 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Little Unwell by nottoocrazy reviews
Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Those Three Words by RevolCram reviews
This is wrong... This is so wrong, and we both know it. So why can't we stop? SonicxTails. AU.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,273 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sonic, Tails
You Are My Sunshine by SummoningSpazzy reviews
yOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, mY ONLY SUNSHINE, yOU MAKE ME HAPPY, wHEN SKIES ARE GREY, yOULL NEVER KNOW DEAR, hOW MUCH i LOVE YOU, pLEASE DONT TAKE, mY SUNSHINE AWAY. gamzee/tavros
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,470 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
PewDiePie x Reader by Pjaay reviews
You've had it with your stupid education, and your arguing parents. You're 18, and you've had enough. You need to get away. The nearest place you can think of? The lounge in your mall, with a nice book, a coffee... and a new, unexpected friendship. PEWDIExREADER
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,534 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
Once you sleep with butters by SINIESTRA-YAMASAKY reviews
Last chapter up, because of Chapter 16 This fic is M RATED. After one party Kenny wakes up with butters by his side, what is going to happen? why were they sleeping together? Beta-read by Kive
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,602 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Eyeless Jack's Terrible Idea by Sweetskull reviews
Eyeless Jack, amnesiac monster, is on a journey of self-discovery with his creepy new friend(?) Jeff the killer, and other colorful characters. Hilarity, violence, mushy romantic feelings, and awkwardness ensue. However, a much more sinister plot is contained within, and the truth is very dangerous. Warning for male/male (plus everything else) and plot relevant, well developed OCs.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 69,597 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013
Detective Neko L by Okami-Princess-94 reviews
A strange cat has come to the HQ of the Kira investigation, how will L and Light react? specially when the detective is turned into a...o.o
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,510 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Slendy Toy with Jeff by Invader'sZim and Snow white reviews
Tittle pretty much says it all but anyway Jeff draws of Slendermans face and well kind of leads to a lemon but the ends is a little spiral cause it ends with whatever bleh I dont know hard to say lol please review
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012
Beyond This Love by Nukian reviews
You ran away with Beyond Birthday from the Wammy House for Gifted Children years ago. Your life was perfect living in L.A until he decided to play a game with someone from his past, your life is turned upside down has B goes up against L. Will you play along with his game or watch has your future falls apart? - x reader/SJ - Second part to BTL is now up online - Eva Birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 73 - Words: 142,904 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - L, BB, A, unknown
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Two best Eds play by Shaman94 reviews
When the Eds aren't scamming there gaming. And how else can the Eds and their friends play a video game, other then bad mouthing eachother and criticizing the game there playing. Inspired by the YouTube series Two Best Friends Play and Ed Edd n' Eddy. I do not own anything, so there I said it. Recommend a game you want to read them play and I'll see what I can do.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
Jeffcest by Katrystolo reviews
A Jeff the Killer fanfic I wrote for a friend on DeviantART. A bit sleazy, but I like it. ;D
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012
We're All Mad Here by erpsicle reviews
When Batter's only friend disappears without a trace, his only choice is to follow the white rabbit - or in this case, the white cat. He quickly learns that not everything is as it seems. Human AU, Batterie, rated M for gore and NSFW content in later chapters.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,770 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - The Batter, Zacharie - Complete
The OFF Switch by erpsicle reviews
College AU. Facing eviction, Batter finds himself working at a bizarre sex shop, alongside a pair of twins, a kickboxing ballerina, a high school student who always smells inexplicably of ham, and a mysterious guy who never takes off his mask. What happens next is up to you. Welcome, dear Reader, to The OFF Switch.
OFF - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2013 - The Batter, Zacharie
It's Always A Good Time by adventuretimewithfionaandcake reviews
Be prepared: yaoi, lemons, rather mature situations... BBxRobin, BBxRobinxKidFlash Beast Boy lets his curiosity get the best if him, and he sneaks into Robin's room, only to get a nice surprise... Robin asleep and naked! And, well, he can't pass up an opportunity as great as this one... Don't like yaoi? Go sit in a corner and rethink your entire life's decisions. Suggestions help(:
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Beast Boy, Robin, Kid Flash
The Devil Made Me Do It by Initial A reviews
Cecil can't talk. Carlos has to do the show. (weather segment included at the end. Entirely spoken)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Monster Mash by UndeadRelations reviews
Double D's solitude is interrupted when Ed returns to public school and requires a tutor. With a little influence from a delinquent Eddy, their relationship progresses into an unexpected encounter. Ed/Edd pairing. Rated M for boy love/smut.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Ed, Edd - Complete
Night Broadcasting by pushpinsuicide reviews
Cecil and Carlos have a little bit of fun in the studio after-hours. Just a little oneshot for a friend of mine.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Grin by Purple Glass Roses reviews
He knew that drinking his sorrows wasn't the wisest of ideas, but at this point, he really didn't care.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Edd, Eddy's Brother - Complete
A Banquet of Apples: Shining Armor x Big MacIntosh by AlteredFire reviews
Big Mac is delivering apples when he meets a certain someone. Warning: boy x boy [yes, human form] [shounen-ai]
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Big Macintosh, Shining Armor
Lemontime with the Earl of Lemongrab by FinnickFanatic reviews
The Earl of Lemongrab thinks it's time he marries a princess. Who did he choose and will his offer be accepted? You will read it in this fucking epic story.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Earl of Lemongrab - Complete
Fandomstuck Fanfictions by SpoilerPumpkin reviews
My first fanfiction here on this page If theres any grammar problems, im really sorry my first language isnt english, so if you find anything please put it in comment down there And yes this is an attempt for fandomstuck fanfiction/ story, there will be other "chapters", each one will be a little like this "crackfic", and idk how did this turned into sadstuck but oh well *ENJOY*
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013
Pink & Black by JoeyJayAngel reviews
Crona decides enough is enough he is tired of being weak and to start being stronger he needs to deal with the one thing that he has wanted since as long as he could remember, Death the kid. (this story is currently in progress so please if you like it follow up on the story with every chapter I write.)
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid
Deck of Cards by errantimpulses reviews
Near has to listen to Matt and Mello's "private time". AU where the boys live together
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Light Y., Near, Mello, Matt - Complete
You've always been perfect for Me by xMarballMandix reviews
When the scheming Vampire king attempts to play a trick on an unsuspecting Gumball, he gets much more than he bargained for. Instead of a fun prank,he gets sexy dreams and nervous around the prince, and feelings begin to surface... (Rated M for Sex and language)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,531 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee
Take Me Away by clockwork-stars reviews
Two albino sisters are abducted by an eerie, hundreds-of-years-old legend and a psychotic killer. If they don't die first, adapting will be quite the challenge. T for violence, gore, coarse language, etc. Slenderman. Jeff the Killer. Creepypasta figures. INDEFINITE HIATUS? POTENTIAL FOR REVISION.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,579 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012
Traitor by MyouTakara reviews
Vio betrayed him. Shadow Link cannot let that go unpunished. Shadow x Vio slash. Yaoi. Contains rape and torture. Trigger warning
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,776 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
Near, Impossible by amylee4life reviews
Near has a crush on L, but other things keep happening to him. He soon finds out that everyone wants a piece. Near get what he wants, but much more has been added to the plate. MattxNear, MelloxNear, LxNear, and maybe an eventual three and foursome.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,849 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - L, Near
The Frozen Whisper by I Am Not A Duck reviews
Nny and Squee go to the tundra area after hearing about a legend. They find the truth about a murderous girl who's spirit still wanders. Squee is forced to come after Nny killed his parents. What will they find in this tundra? Read to see...
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Generic Fluffy LxLight Story by CaptainOfMyShip reviews
...because everyone needs one. Previously The Lion and The Shark. L and Light are each at the top of their respective worlds, but when the two end up chained together,they discover in each other the only equals they've ever found. Will their growing feelings be enough to save them both from death?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,957 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Letters to Lovers by Callmemarmar reviews
Short yet sweet letters written from Death Note characters to just about anyone.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 49,170 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010
ABCs by Callmemarmar reviews
Like the interesting characters they are, they all have different ways to remember the alphabet. Still working on more characters.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - L
The Shinigami Wing Deal by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,736 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Light Y., Ryuk
One L of a Girl by AiKo-Chan15 reviews
Sequel to "Toddler L" may end up with some LXLight, but it depends on reviews. L has quite a surprise for the Task Force, what will happen? who is the mysterious new character? Will Misa's plan for the two detectives work? Why am I asking you this?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Light Y., L
Death Note Characters, Interviewed by lolzy33 reviews
A crazy host, armed with legions of rabid fangirls, attempts to interview the characters of Death Note. Will the responses they recieve from their beloved anime friends crush their dreams and will to live?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011
Z? by inquiete reviews
Nny has been caught & sent to a insane hospital as punishment. Now he must prove that he's becoming sane or he may never leave. But Nny has no attention of playing along, can the doctors survive his visit? And will Nny make a new friend?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Johnny C.
Gravity by TheExplodingPriest reviews
Light Yagami has terrible ballence. Oneshot. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Vodka And Handcuffs by TheExplodingPriest reviews
What happens one night when matt and Mello are drunk? A long ass oneshot that's what. EXTREME YAOI. NO LIKE, NO READ!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Boys and the Old Piano by TheExplodingPriest reviews
Every night, Matt would find himself sitting in the music room, tears littering the ivory keys bellow his fingers. MelloxMatt friendship/romance oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Suffocation, Intoxication by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Sometimes you can love someone a little too much. Sober!GamzeeEridan. Sadstuck, PWP, dub-con, blood.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Gamzee M., Eridan A. - Complete
Beheaded by Omgbrookyhehe reviews
Gamzee may be a little more into Tavros when he's dead. WARNING. RATED M FOR: NECROPHILIA, SMUT, SWEARING.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
South Park Reacts to FanFiction! by 506rl reviews
Ever wondered how the characters of South Park would react to them being in our FanFiction? Here are their reactions, thoughts and suggestions. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
Please Don't Tell by Soo-yeonSweetheart reviews
Genderswitch! I had never wanted this never to be a boy. Nobody respects a boy they told me if I had been born a boy I could be like them they said. That night I cut my hair short and ripped all my dresses to pieces they loved me as L a boy never L a girl
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - L, Light Y.
Rentboy by retroelectric reviews
Near is forced to become a rentboy so he doesn't starve.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2012 - BB, Near - Complete
LxNear by Nolongerberebutcantdelere reviews
Near cuts. What happens when L walks in on his cutting? Well, read and find out! . Yaoi and blood!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - L, Near
Crossing the Street by ThatOneThing reviews
Mello and Near wait at a crossing light for a while. I'd call it a drabble but it's over 1k words, so. From both POVs, T for slight language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Simple Visit by SummoningSpazzy reviews
The treck to Gamzee's house is a long one and Tavros has a hard time making it in his four wheeled device. So Gamzee promises that he won't have to make it and that he'll come and visit the rust blood instead! Gamzee/Tavros Smut, don't like don't read.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Compromise by PrussianTails reviews
Not so average argument between Matt and Mello one who plays Uke/Seme. Real short. Needed to get the creative juices flowing again. 3
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Indigo Blood and Golden Honey by Beaumren Trill reviews
Sollux lives a normal life, with a high paying job, a good house, and has every right to be a spoilsport when Karkat drags him out to some shoddy club on a week night. Though, he's not sure if the man he meets that night is a reason to thank, or hate Kar.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Gamzee M., Sollux C.
Only Half by Card Carrying Villains reviews
The realization that Gamzee has voices in his head and, when sober, is prone to bipolar personality issues catches the attention of Sollux, who decides that the last thing Gamzee needs right now is to be alone. He should know. Sollux/Gamzee. By Spades
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sollux C., Gamzee M. - Complete
Who's Your Master? by therpist reviews
Zim said something that set off GIR's duty mode, but this outcome is so different than ever before... ZAGIR dom!GIR sub!Zim Warning: tentacles and... well, sex.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Péchés Capitaux by anjjelle reviews
L n'est pas aussi parfait qu'on le pense. Envie et gourmandise, voilà où résident les imperfections du grand détective. Avant de mourir, il avait voulu creusé cette imperfection aux yeux de son successeur. MattxNear et MelloxNear implied. LxNear surtout.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - L, Near - Complete
Hidden Talents by Coffee-Addict-Ngh reviews
Heres the not so long awaited Red-Shadow story! full summary and description inside! Rated m for kissy faces,suggestiveness, fluff, and Shadow teasings :3 hints of Vio-Green and Blue-Malon. going to be possible 5 chapters
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Red, Shadow Link
Exabitionists by cupidity11 reviews
The tallests take a few weeks out of every year to call around to each invader and have hot, exhibitionist, Irken sex for each and every one. And no, they don't care if this is a bad time for you. For an IZ Kink Meme on Live Journal.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
How To Annoy the Links by Coffee-Addict-Ngh reviews
Funny little oneshot about annyoing each other! Hints of Red-Blue and Vio-Shadow
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
The Sound Of Silence by HotSnec reviews
Beyond has kidnapped Near, and it's up to the rest of the Wammy boys to find him. He's torturing and mutilating Near-until it takes a turn to the yaoi side of things. Will they find Near? And even more pressing-will he want to leave?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - BB, Near
Blood on Snow by CabooseBlue reviews
BB had set intentions when he kidnapped Near, but his plans for revenge got sidetracked when he got to know the albino. Old memories are dug up and a killer has to make a choice.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Near, BB - Complete
Trickery with Bacon and Soap by Dukeofnachos reviews
Gir turned into a human a long time ago, but he's still doing the same old tricks. "Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?" "I made it myself!"
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Gir
Bad Neighbors by Fairylust reviews
AU. B is a crazy killer, which is no surprise, and Near is an abused little boy who wants to be loved. What happens when they meet one night? Violence! Happy ending. I may sequel. Dunno. Oneshot! R&R! Warning: Violence, language, murder, abuse and sadness
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - BB, Near - Complete
Child From Hell by NilaSagol reviews
Mello and Matt are assigned to a child that they've adopted for 5 months. They thought it wasn't going to be so bad until the child they picked was Eric Cartman. Mello and Matt will be pushed to the limits as parents, can they handle Cartman and some hell
Crossover - South Park & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Mello, Matt
The Death Note iPod by Dlvvanzor reviews
The iPod challenge- set your iPod on shuffle and write a drabble for the first 10 songs that come up. LxL, BBxOMC, MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Be Not Long, Night Monster by Shadow Dancer666 reviews
This is a gift fiction to ZoneRobotnik for being my 100th reviewer on Tattered. Everyone knows about it. Deep behind the castle walls lies the white demon, and no one who sees him lives to tell of it. AU; fantasy/gothic; smut; BBxNxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - BB, Near - Complete
MelloxNear Story by Soul The Second reviews
Mello is the most popular boy in Wammy's. Until one day Near arrives and steals his heart. How will Mello say no to the sweet seduction named Near?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,797 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Mello, Near
White ink on black paper: by Nene-koi reviews
Basically, it's derived of PURPLE-Y's 'Bloody Ballads and Pure White paper to write on.' I love you, Purple.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - BB, Near
Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts by Nights In The City reviews
I stink at titles and summaries. Johnny gets a job offer that would ensure something for someone dear to him. No pairings yet. AU. Read and Review! This was originally in the Harry Potter section. JTHM crossover HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Johnny C.
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Unravling at the Seams reviews
The world is in chaos, everyone dead except for Near and a few others. How did this happen? One thing, whose name no one dares utter, is the cause; Charm.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Near
TWINCEST reviews
Just read the title. L's alive, married and has two twins. and that's all im gonna say about it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - L - Complete
Letters to the Characters reviews
I dont know what to put...send in your letters.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012
BB's ABCs reviews
Beyond Birthday learned his ABC's differently than most. Song fic. Im giving credit to CBDA for her original story, "L's ABC's"
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - BB - Complete
New L vs New Kira
Turns out Near never got the position as the new L...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - L