Hi! My name is Sydney. I love writing, reading, art...lots of things!

I am obsessed with Young Justice, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Maximum Ride...but I also like classics like To Kill a Mockingbird. My favorite movie is National Treasure.

I HATE Jell-O (except the blue kind) 'cause it's all squiggly and tastes funny. I also hate tomatoes, cottage cheese, and stuff like that.

I'm Catholic, but I'm all for gay rights & I really don't have a problem with other religions...I don't get why some Christians do. People can believe what they want, in my opinion.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Flying isn't inherently dangerous, crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

"Life is pain, Princess. Anyone who says different is selling something." -Wesley, The Princess Bride

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.

What doesn't kill me didn't finish the job.

What doesn't kill me had better be able to run away fast.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd rule the world!

“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
― Eminem

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

1000 years in the future, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we used to fry people as punishment.

People who live in a Golden Age often go around complaining about how yellow everything looks.

A black man walked into a coffeeshop. Noticing that he was the only black there, he sat down next to a white man.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned and stood up. He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.

But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If the gh sound in enough is pronounced "f"

And the o in women makes the short "i" sound

And the ti in nation is pronounced "sh"

Then the word

GHOTI

Is pronounced just like

FISH

Welcome to the English language.

Okay, so I like scary stories, and I found a pretty good one (don't read it if you don't like scary stories):

DONT READ THIS I DID IT CUZ I AM TERRIFIED.

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

One girl named Zoey, whose house it was, slowly came upon this one Myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend, Stacy, commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVeMexX: What??

XxLoVeMexX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVeMexX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVeMexX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time, Zoey was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVeMexX: Ok whatever man you're starting to scare the living hell out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Staxy: Holy crap man just block him he's a f-ing psycho!

Zoey: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVeMexX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVeMexX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

Zoey and Stacy were really scared.

Stacy: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt he's really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden Stacy said she had to go to the bathroom. Zoey said ok.

Ten minutes later Zoey noticed that Stacy was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything.

She opens it and finds Stacy there on the ground dead. She started to scream, but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!