Kowalski is stuck with the task of supervising an assassin when she's released from prison. He thought that he would hate his experience, but after getting to know her, he soon finds himself becoming friends with the ex-villain. Too bad the war had to get in the way. Humanized. Rated for Violence, Language, etc. Surprise pairing!

"The gentle footfalls easily told him it was a woman, someone he could overpower without any type of struggle. He had the advantage even with his wounds… She was close, he could sense her presence, and it would be a swift move on his part..." Rated M for Language, Violence, Incest, Substance, Abuse, and other adult themes. WARNING: Humanized

Kowalski: How did Ocean end up at Hoboken? Private: I was wondering that as well. Me: Well, it's kinda a long story. Clemson: Filled with friendship, mystery, and adventure! Hans: About a lost sibling, and sibling rivalry. But not the way you expected. Savio: A romance like no other! Me: And a plot line that will make you read on. Skipper: Well tell the story! Me: Alright. Quiet...

Private is a sadistic murderer, the story of Denmark involves Skipper and Hans being friends/mates, Blowhole and Skipper, who want to kill each other are secretly in love, oh and so are Clemson and Julien. Humanized animals and animalized humans. Arrivals everywhere. Don't forget that Kowalski has affairs with Mary-Sue OCs. Drabbles on what crazy things our fandom has created.

Super geeky Victor Blowhole had always been the bottom of the food chain in highschool and is constantly bullied by Kitka Halt's boyfriend, Skipper Forrest. But the tables are turned after summer vacation. The now completely malicious and smexy Blowhole is out for revenge! HUMANIZED. Highschool fic. Surprise pairing!

Who am I? Well, according to the voices in my head, and meaningful dreams, I'm not a human, but actually a humanized puffin. I thought that sounded crazy too, but after going through an adventure of finding my roots, and remembering my past, things might not be so crazy after all. Let's see how I screw this journey of friendship, love, loss, and adventure this time. R&R and Enjoy!

"HANS! You can't do this!" "Oh, why not sissy? All my life, people thought I was predictable! Well maybe I don't want to be predictable anymore!" "Hans! Please, Hans. Don't do this." "But that would make me predictable, wouldn't it?" "Wait... Hans... NO! HANS! STOP!" Hans would never try to destroy the world, they said. He would never go insane, they said... They were lying.

After an incident involving alcohol and cheese fountains, Ocean and Clemson accidentally get Hans and Savio shipped around the world! Follow the adventures of the criminally insane spaz, Ocean, and the perverted ego maniac, Clemson, as they try to reunite with their lovers. Rated for Language, Violence, Insanity, and Fourth Wall Breaking. R&R Enjoy! Before I murder Clemson...

Drabbles. Insanity. Some romance. Some drama. Lots of humor. Lots of insanity. Rated for Language. Lots of it. R&R Enjoy! NO FLAMES! RAWR! Yeah... Just read it. Please.

I KNOW this is suppose to be on the Crossover section. Clemson finds a Pokémon game, and gets sent into the Pokéverse with a few others. While they try to find a way back to their universe, an unknown evil lurks in the shadows just waiting to strike. Rated for Language, Violence, Insanity... and Gary Oak. Special guest stars included. I suck at summaries. Just read the story.