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Joined 02-02-12, id: 3688732, Profile Updated: 06-07-14
Author has written 3 stories for StarCraft, Naruto, Halo, Kim Possible, and League of Legends.

Music reading and writing

Three simple things I contribute to keeping my sanity intact, well at least partially.

For those that don't know me (and you probably don't), I am RNG.

Numbers are a beautiful thing are they not? More so, probability puts that little slice of pie on our plates of life. OUR world, OUR lives, facilitate and exist simply because of probability and nothing shows that better than a simple Random Number Generator.

For instance: probability is chance and chance is what lead you here. A mathematical equation can be used to show exactly why you are reading this.

Does that blow you mind? No? Perhaps another example is necessary.

Heard of Russian Roulette? If you have consider that life or death situation with the gun already to your head, a six shot revolver you have a 1 in 6 chance of dying.

That's just shy of 17%, now you have a 83% chance of living but do you really want to risk that? Chances are you wont... because no matter what that 17% scares the shit out of you doesn't it?

Probability is an astonishingly powerful thing.

Now that I've finished with my rant... Don't ask it was a completely random thought that spurred the name for my account. Onwards to introductions.

RNG here, said it before but that's me. Average guy with a keyboard and a bit of spare time. If you've taken the time to read my profile don't be afraid of sending me a message if you have a question or thought on my work (I don't bite unless you ask).

For what I do, like, hate, etc... well I'm not going to tell any of you, maybe if you ask really really nicely I'll consider it.

Current works:

In-progress we have No Rest for the Weary (Halo x Starcraft Xover), that is the only one I have posted at this time.

Also in-progress Those Simple Things in Life (Naruto x Kim Possible Xover) i got a review for it so its a story now.

Though I am working on a Hanagai fic. that i will start posting soon. (THIS IS ON ICE ALL THE SHIT FOR IT WAS LOST WITH MY OLD COMPUTER)

ALSO IM BACK! what what ya that's right its been forever, but i'm back and stuff will be rolling out as it.. well I'll be rolling out some stuff.

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Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9352 - Favs: 11,225 - Follows: 10,022 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,578 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, OC - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 6,542 - Follows: 4,959 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4331 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 6,392 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Ah! My Goddess!: Haloes by Davner reviews
"You are trying to harm Keiichi san. And my sister… and my nephew. Whatever preconceived notions you hold for me… I suggest you reappraise them… quickly."
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 316,989 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Urd, Keiichi M.
World of Warcraft Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
As the title states, this is a crossover with WOW and Halo, The Master Chief is now in Azeroth, how will the Alliance and the Horde deal with a warrior from the Stars and his A.I Companion? Story is now being Thawed slowly...
Crossover - Warcraft & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 344,023 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
The Gift by Mercaba reviews
After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 242,598 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Scordatura by Davner reviews
When her childhood friend comes for a visit, Belldandy is surprised to learn that she and Keiichi have already met... and more. Rated M for sexual humor and zombie apocalypse situations... no, seriously... Chapter 8 is up.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,764 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Belldandy, Keiichi M. - Complete
A Man Named John by Dearing reviews
Spartans can't love. That's what they told me. Maybe they're just good at hiding it. MirandaJohn.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,909 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - [Master Chief/John-117, Miranda K.] - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Not The Usual Suspects reviews
The Master Chief Sierra-117 finds himself in the League of Legends universe. What will he find there? Love, peace, rock and roll? Who knows! Let's find out together shall we? Not a serious story its more for fun, definitely crack-ish? M for bad stuff, seriously its bad.
Crossover - Halo & League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Those Simple Things in Life reviews
Boredom is a facet of life. But when a certain immortal ninja is bored, it can affect the entire world. Especially when his curiosity is piqued by a certain individual who took a simple statement made at face value. No longer a one-shot. AND I'M BACK!
Crossover - Naruto & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,260 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shego, Kim P., Bonnie R.
No Rest for the Weary reviews
John-117 sent to the StarCraft Universe, Full Summary inside. Notice this is NOT abandoned. Until I can afford a new computer however it will not be updated.
Crossover - StarCraft & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,524 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Nova, Master Chief/John-117