NoodleRamenhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Hakuōki/薄桜鬼, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!. I like: Naruto, One Piece, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Zatch Bell, Sora No Otoshimono, Hakuouki, Haikyuu, Durarara. Favourite Pairings: Hidan/Kakuzu, Hidan/Shikamaru, Deidara/Sasori, Suigetsu/Sasuke, Suigetsu/Juugo, US/UK, RoChu, Sanji/Zoro, Asura/Maka, Souji/Chizuru, Shizuo/Izaya, Asahi/Noya, Tendou/Semi, Iwaizumi/Oikawa, Bokuto/Akaashi. I have recently joined AO3 under the same name and will probably post some different stuff on there. Avatar drawn by ePon art. I will not be continuing The Kappa since I don't feel inspired by it anymore. I will however try to add to my other ongoing stories, even if it has been something like 2 years since I've posted anything. Thank you for anyone who has been reading my stuff though, I do very much appreciate it. |
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Idle Idol by Chaos herself reviews
Several years after Asuma's death, Hidan suddenly reappears in search for who had beaten him then: Shikamaru. However, the genius soon finds himself in a rather awkward situation facing the fanatic manslayer again... Mainpairs: ShikaHidan, ShikaKurenai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,091 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Kurenai Y., Hidan
Hardly Eternity by Makkoska reviews
The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu manages to stay alive. He can't die yet, not when he has an important thing to do. He has to rescue Hidan. Warnings for yaoi, some gore and violence, coarse language, a bit of angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
No September by MissBMarie reviews
KakuHida. Because I'm a sucker for AU KakuHida stories. Neither Hidan nor Kakuzu had planned for any of this, but once they were in this relationship, they were in it for good. CollegeStudent!Kakuzu / HighSchoolSenior!Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Mating Season by Sansetto reviews
It's mating season for Kisame. Rated for safety. Mentions of blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dryad by CerealK reviews
Asuma had known that fey, otherworldly things lived under Whitewood trees... but nothing could have prepared him for the beautiful, mysterious boy who had saved him while was lying upon magical tree roots... and dying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KakuHida: The Neko by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu, on his walk home, finds a silver cat with magenta eyes. Some reason Kakuzu decides to take him home, but what happens if the cat turned into a half-human half-cat with ears and a tail? KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Big Bad Miser and The Raunchy Priest by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan finds himself testing Jashin's rules when Kakuzu finds him in a very erect situation, and being the opportinuist he is, helps an almost unwilling Hidan with some urgent...solutions. PWP RATED M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Messing with Franky by Freida5 reviews
Chopper tells Ussop that Franky's personality changes when he uses different drinks for fuel and Ussop wants to experiment. But how will Franky take their tom-foolery?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Franky - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not A Fan of Christmas by Midnight Forever reviews
Hidan shows just how much he hates Christmas. Hidan crack!fic Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
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Working reviews
After being forced into a part time job by his aunt, Obito ends up stuck with an asshole co-worker. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,911 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.]
The Ordinary Life of Chizuru Yukimura reviews
Chizuru and her twin brother Kaoru have made a bet; they will switch genders at their new high school and the first to be discovered, loses. However, being surrounded by the boys in the kendo club isn't going to make things easy for her... Rated M for likely language.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Y. Chizuru, Okita S.] Hijikata T., N. Kaoru
The Kappa reviews
UPDATE: Sorry I will not be continuing this story but I'll still leave it up for people who have enjoyed reading it. On the plus side Sasuke was right about there being a mythical creature living in their pond. The bad news was that it wanted to eat him. Eventual SuiSasu with SasuNaru at the start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,268 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.] Naruto U. - Complete
People are Troublesome reviews
Imaginative title is imaginative. Shikamaru ends up being followed around by the annoying school psycho Hidan. Rated M for Hidan and occasionally Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Hidan, Shikamaru N.]
Fraternising With the Enemy reviews
After being knocked on the head during a fight with Shizuo, Izaya loses his memory. Shizuo, sadly, has to keep an eye on him until it comes back. Rated M just in case.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,026 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/26/2015 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
My Pet Peeve reviews
Walking home one night Shikamaru acquires a strange and very annoying pet... Rated M for Hidan. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Caught In The Doghouse reviews
Izaya traps Shizuo in a room under his apartment. Rated M for various reasons. Present for e-pon.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Like Cats and Dogs reviews
With nothing else to do all day, Izaya decides to fall back on his favourite past time. Bothering Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
For Phoebe reviews
Christmas present for Phoebe :3 Lee and the team visit Suna where Lee tries to befriend Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Lee R., Gaara] - Complete
Birthday Fic for Phoebe reviews
As title suggests is a birthday present. Gaara is always bothered by Lee at school and has to share a room with him on a school trip. Rated T for all the swears. Enjoy :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Gamer reviews
Obito enjoys playing as his game character Kakashi, until he manages to get out of the game... Please read and review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,981 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Bother reviews
Suigetsu is bored. Sasuke and Karin are irritating. Maybe Juugo will be a little more fun? Random one-shot. Please read and review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Suigetsu H., Juugo - Complete
Sleeping Jashinist reviews
Inspired by Sleeping beauty. AU. Rated M for Hidan. Read and review if you please :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,786 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Revenge Really Is Sweet reviews
Hidan has dug himself up and has decided to get revenge on Shikamaru. That was his plan anyway. Rated M for Hidan, Please read and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Yaoi No Jutsu reviews
From Chapter 355. Team 10 are having trouble fighting Hidan and Kakuzu. Ino has a plan. M because I overused the F word a little :L Please read and review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
