Hello, fellow earthlings. I guess before you'd read my stories, you have to know stuff about me.

Basic Facts About Me That Will Acquaint Me With Readers But Not Stalkers:

Penname-Raise your eyes an inch and you will find out.

Avatar-Jane Lane from Daria. Because she's awesome. :P

Name You Can Address Me With-I'd ask you to call me Queen, but that may seem arrogant, so I am gonna give you my nickname, which is Andy.

Age-I'm younger than that of your grandmother, but older than the existence of touch-screen cellphones. If that doesn't help, I am also a high school student.

The Repost Area:

List your twelve favorite Total Drama characters in no particular order

1. Heather

2. Noah

3. Alejandro

4. DJ

5. Harold

6. Brick

7. Dawn

8. Cody

9. Owen

10. Izzy

11. Sierra

12. Bridgette

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Brick and Sierra? Never. That would be really weird though.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

DJ??? No way, he's too innocent for to be thought of as hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bridgette got Cody pregnant? Um, I guess Cody would be happy that he wasn't destined to die a virgin (except for Sierra's case), and weirded out that he got impregnated. Geoff would be furious at Bridgette, but then he'd be relieved that Bridgette didn't get him pregnant, and Sierra would probably rip Bridgette's head off. Not to mention, where the hell will the baby stay in Cody?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Owen. Yep, but most of them feature him as the farting comic relief.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Noah...and...Brick. Wake me up when my head stops rattling.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Harold and Owen? Harold and Izzy? If they get cooped up in a sort of weird, threesome relationship, it would consist with Harold and Owen having awkward conversations, farts, and Izzy trying to impregnate both of them. Just sayin'.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, Noah's dreams finally came true (he showed an attraction to Bridgette in Yukon). Noah and Bridgette would react to Dawn's intrusion with panic, and Dawn would tell them to meditate, naked and all, so they can clear their minds. She would also ask that firefly she has the ability to talk to for advice.

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Heather and Dawn are in a happy relationship until Dawn runs off with DJ. Heather, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sierra, and a brief unhappy affair with Bridgette, then follows the wise advice of Harold and finds true love with Alejandro.

What title would you give this fic?

I Thought I Was Lesbian And Consulted A Nerd Before I Met You (A Weird AleHeather Fanfic)

9. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

As much as I like Heather, I'd stay with Brick. Heather will probably take a video of me talking in my sleep and upload it on YouTube, but Brick will be a complete gentleman and stay on the couch while I lie on his bed.

10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Alejandro. He would cool everyone down with his Latino charm, and they'd end up being his slaves for the day.

11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Noah and Izzy's wedding except for Cody. In a NoCo, sense, Cody would steal Noah away from the altar and run away with him to Japan, where they would live with a bunch of dogs. In the Nizzy sense, Izzy would wear an orange wedding dress and do cartwheels down the aisle, and Cody would be at home, ogling over a picture of Gwen.

12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Alejandro starts a day camp. The activities involve, "Make a Bust of Alejandro" or the "See If You Can Run as Fast as Alejandro" Race.

13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Most likely. Dawn would ask the woodland creatures to gather the flour and slice the apples. Oh, wait, that's Snow White.

14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Cody and Harold go camping, without food. Harold would mislead them to eat poison ivy by accident, but before that, Cody tries to find a gas station and ends up being punched by the cashier.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

"BWA-HA-HA-HA!"

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. (Charge, in charge, haha nice pun. *silence* You know, electric charge? Ugh.)
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (All the time.)
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone. (I try, but...not always, so no.)
You think you have what it takes to run for President. (In what planet, exactly?)
You think every problem has a solution. (But every solution leads to a new problem, too.)
You love showing off. (What can I show off?)
You like plane rides. (Oh, yeah.)
You are hydrophobiac.

3/10 (I'm not much of a team leader...)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. (Uh-huh.)
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. (That's where I spend most of my summers, anyway.)
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. (Definitely.)
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally. (Define 'professionally.')
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick. (I threw up in a boat once, but then I ate something gross beforehand, so...)
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (I'm a plane gal.)
You are aerophobiac

6/10 (Huh.)

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. (Definitely. I'm as anti-social as I could get.)
You like staying in the dark and writing. (Which is why I have to wear glasses now.)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (I just yelled at someone.)
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (I hardly go to parties for that exact reason.)
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) (My gran keeps on poking around my stuff, so yeah.)
You write in diary/journal/blog. (Just a diary...it's too personal.)
You feel most active at night. (But I'm a zombie in the morning.)

10/10 (Well, gee. I get to control the dead! Isn't that cute.)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals. (They like to torture me. Just ask my dog. But I love 'em.)
You’re a vegetarian. (Love meat too much, sorry.)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10 (Sweet.)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive. (Occasionally, yep.)
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody. (Do I look like a toilet bowl cleaner? Lol jk.)
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something. (I'm impulsive. No denying that.)

3/10 (Eh...)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Dude, I suck at math.)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (See above.)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (Only, like, 25% of the time.)
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home. (I'm a bookworm.)
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (...Huh?)

5/10 (Not very surprising.)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You always feel sunny and optimistic. (Nah, that gets in the way of my dark moods.)
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Does tapping a pen on a table count?)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10 (At least I won't produce horrendous haikus.)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals (Because, why the hell not?)
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors. (As much as I'd like to, I have overprotective family members.)
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10 (Better stay back, or I'll shoot you! *arrow hits a banana* Never mind.)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. (I have a way of messing them up, yeah.)
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (Does anyone actually do this?)
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (Until it starts burning me.)

0/10 (Hmm...too bad, he's an awesome god.)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup. (I hardly do, but I like putting it on every two centuries or so.)
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day. (*Checks hair in the mirror.* Sure, dude, sure.)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (Okay, I'll bite.)
You’re always at the front of every trend. (The only trend I started was in fourth grade, and it had something to do with meat loaf.)
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (Popular as in, 'known for being weird'?)
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (To check if I have food lodged in my teeth.)

3/10 (Yeah, I'm beautiful. Reaal beautiful.)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. (I would if I could, though.)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon. (In what, eating?)
You consider yourself restless. (All the freaking time.)
You’re the best speaker in the class. (Uh...um...huh?)
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10 (I'm not known for my stealth.)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. (The party of boring.)
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (You want my parents to kill me?)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10 (Not fond of that dude, anyway.)

So I'm a child of Hades that will probably end up being a Hunter of Artemis. Whoa, exactly like Bianca di Angelo! Not bad, not bad.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(And that would be how...???)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...And you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And...I'm taking this because...???)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.