Name: King Eternal

Age: I'm eternal, duh! 20

Gender: *Looks in pants* It's a XY dingle berry!

Real Name: ...?... Wait you really wanna know?

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, eating, sleeping. Also kinging(It's a real word to me, DAMMIT!), playing with my Hell Hounds(Chihuahua mix and Terrier mix).

Race: A bit of psycho, asylum regular and bipolar runs through these veins. Oh and my family moved from the islands, I was born here*Dammit ti hell*.

Dislikes: Racism, Magneto(X-Men Evo. poor Nightcrawler), broccoli, lettuce, those little swab things that doctors wipe the insides of your mouth with.

Likes: Lemons, good lemons, awesome lemons(You know what I mean, people!), and other stuff.

Favorites:

Movies: Kung Fu Panda~If Dreamworks cancels this bodaciously awesome bowl of sweet, I'll snap!

G.I.Joe~Snake Eyes silently pwns everyone!

Karate Kid~I mostly a fan of the original but the 2010 version kicked some ass.

Step Up~Moose is a BAMF!

X-Men~Azazel and Nightcrawler are the founders of BAMFness! Also, they would make a badass team up in a video game! Imagine there combo attacks! Extreme Pwnage!

Ice Age~Someone get that pussy Diego some love!

I am Legend~Why the hell didn't they show the alternate ending for the movie? I could be writing so much IaL fanfiction right now!

Cats vs Dogs~Uh...Is it really so important to know who reigns supreme in the world of animals? You both lick your crutches in public! Who ever can explain that gets my vote!

Books: Percy Jackson & the Olympians~Percy haters can take a trident up the ass for all I care!

Remnants~Yago! Get the hell away from Twoface, she's Jobs' girl! Mo'steel, kick his ass now! Violet hold his arms, I'll break his knees with my face! AGH!

Animorhs~Rachel dies!? NOOOOOOO!

Silverwing~No, Shaaaade! Goth, I'll kill you! There were so many unwritten lemons for him! You cannibal fuck face!

The boy who couldn't die~Wheres the fucking section for this damn book!?!?

Comics: Justice League~AKA Batman's lackies and Flash's bitches.

Justice League Unlimited~Why on Earth did they stop the cartoon? Bring them back! Stargirl didn't get enough screen time! Bring back Powergirl, bring back Powergirl!

X-Men~Why! Why do they take the good ones and kill them?*Holds a dead Nightcrawler and crying like a bish* Why, damn you!?

Anime: Naruto~Secretly, it's another word for "Super Player!". Harems all around! The Nine tailed Casanova coming through!

Bleach~Again, secretly another word for "Badass Strawberries". Lets see some harems!

Inuyasha~Feh! The hanyous cool, but the demon's KILLER!

Wolf's Rain~Again, why kill off one of the most attractive females? If not one of the only feminine ones?

Deadman Wonderland ~I WILL BE YOUR DEADMAAAAAAAAN! WITH NOTHING BUT THIS BLOOOD ON MY HANDS!

Cartoons: X-Men Evolution~A Nightcrawler x Harem in the making.

Teen Titans~Beast Boy's bitches!

Avatar:TLA~Hm? A Monk with a harem? *Grins* Sneaky! Oh sh*t! They have a new one? And it's a girl! *Drools like a dog* Thank you, Jesus! You too God!

Looney Tunes~Bugs' bitches! Lola especially!

Hey Arnold~You rock -Sincerely, another crazy fan!