Okay everyone, Crisis will be updated soon. I'm starting college though, so no garantees on when.

Gender: guy

Age: 16

Shows: Adventure Time (Naturally!), South Park, Simpsons, Tosh.0, Stormhawks, MLP (not a brony, don't even ask), Cleveland Show, Anything from old Cartoon Network, Bob's Burgers, Phineas and Ferb, avengers, DBZ: Kai, Deadpool and Friends, Firefly, Gravity Falls, The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra

Movies: Alien, Halo: Legends, The Matrix, Inception, Predator

Games: absolutely anything Halo, Street Fighter, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Forza, Gears of War, Castlevania, Devil May Cry, Marvel vs Capcom, Smash Bros, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter

Books: Warhammer 40k, Harry Potter, Metro: 2033, Confederation of Valor, and anything by David Drake or John Ringo

Music: Rush, U2, Tom Petty, Joe Inoue

Favorite lines of all time:
Benson: Okay, we're getting audited. Anyone know someone who could help?
Muscle Man: *raises hand* I know someone who could help.
Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!
Muscle Man: My mom!
Benson: Get out!
Muscle Man: It was worth it!

Caboose: Hey! Why don't you reds pick on someone your own size?
Reds: *look at each other, then at Caboose*
Tucker: Is he gonna be okay?
Caboose: *Being chased by Red Warthog* I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!
Church: He'll be fine.

Tex: One moment he was there, the next moment he was gone.
Caboose: What about the next moment?
Tex: Can I shoot him?
Church: No. I'm saving him in case we run out of food.

Jake: okay, there are fifteen tiers of a relationship. You and FP are on tier one, which is hugging. Soon you'll be at tier two, which is smooching. Then at tier five, she shows you all nine feet of her beautiful stomach. Then at tier eight, she lets you touch her horn. Big occaison.
Finn: What's tier fifteen?
Jake: You stay away from tier fifteen! Do not do tier fifteen!

Random thoughts:

If Aeropostale said it wasn't cool to breath, I'd be one of the people wandering around, trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

Ever since I saw that Stephen King movie "Desperation," I'm kinda scared that there are fanfiction readers like that.

I came here to write a Adventure Time/Warhammer 40k crossover and to troll Twilight. And I already wrote my Adventure Time/Warhammer 40k crossover.

Live your life in such a way that Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral.

Screw Flame Princess. She has ruined Finceline, and as an extension Flame Prince will probably ruin Fiolee.

Did anyone else hear? New Fionna and Cake episode next season!