Once upon a time there was a little girl in highschool who read a hell of a lot of Harry Potter but decided there wasn't enough gay romance in the books, and so, under the guidance of her older and wiser cousin, found her way to . She started writing and it was a disaster because she became like the princess with the dancing shoes...

she writes on and on and on, and one day it's likely that her fingers will fall right off.

Anyway, eventually she got older (TRAGEDY) and moved on to different sites.

But fond are the memories she retains of her days on , and one day she decided to return to her roots.

At the very least I can use this as an easy way to archive all my sh--stuff. (Are we allowed to cuss here yet?)

I imagine only certain stories will make their way here, if I decide to retain this account. But if you're curious there is a LJ with all my embarrassing stories of the past couple years, under this same pen name. And another (with infinitely friendlier formatting) on AO3.

Finally, if you believe you have the stomach, and are *really* curious, I am a tumblrite. No fancy URL, it's the same as everything else.

It looks like some things have changed around here, so imagine that I have no idea what I'm doing for a while. But if you have questions, it looks like there's a message feature now, feel free to send a golden platter of sugar-cookies (unfrosted) or a gift wrapped banana slug (they're like banana's with protein, right?) along with your query and I'll do my best to answer it provided I survive the poison you undoubtedly laced the food with.

Live long and prosper, force be with you, eyries receive you at your journeys end, ect.