Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

John, Lestrade, Donovan, and Anderson travel back to the past and meet Sherlock and Mycroft as children. Little do they know, someone else has traveled back with them, and he's going to try to stop Sherlock for good. Rated T for later chapters. (Warning: contains death) Kid!Sherlock. Kid!Mycroft

The Axis and Allies have decided to help England out in Hogwarts, but who would have known it would get so... deep? And can they keep their secret? Follow their adventures as they sing the first night and teach the rest! (Permanently Abandoned)

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

When a British buisness man goes missing in Santa Barbara, Mycroft puts Sherlock and John on the case. However, the SBPD puts Psych on the case as well. What will happen when the world's two best detectives come face to face?

Everything was normal at the Gryffindor table that breakfast, not even the Slytherin sitting surrounded by red and gold was a strange affair. As Sherlock Holmes more often than not, ate with the Gryffindors instead of his own house, and had been doing so for years.

Lovino was a childhood actor, but once the show he was a part of got canceled he thought he was free and could leave all the acting and fame up to his brother Feliciano. However,when a 'follow up' episode is decided upon ten years later, he ends up going back. There he sees a familiar, face; Antonio Carriedo, a singer with his eye on Lovi making normal impossible Spamano poss M

A baby is on the way, and Sherlock takes the responsibility, even when he's not the father. He just want to help his friend. Sherlock Holmes has friends? No, he hasn't. He's just got one. And her name is Jane Watson. AU Fem!John. COMPLETE.

A practically perfect male nanny bewitches two Italian children, as well as a French entertainer/chimney sweep. Essentially just the movie with Hetalia characters.

You are part of the Intergalactic Exchange Program, and will be housed in the Vantas home, where the elder brother, Kankri happens to take a liking to you. Of course, someone who lives on a planet full of equality and democracy can't stand by and watch your new friends suffer simply because they have red blood. Suck at writing descriptions. Kankri x Reader (I'm a rebel). Language.

Arthur Kirkland is severely abused by his father at home and has to care for his little brother Peter. What's worse is that the people in his grade are giving a bad time. But when he meets Alfred F. Jones, the new boy from New York, Alfred acts like a beacon of hope for Arthur; a hope that could change him forever. Rated T for swearing, abuse and slight YAOI. USUK, PruCan and OCs.

This is a crossover story, the first MIB movie, only with hetalia characters. Rated T for violence and swearing mostly Romano . It also has humor.

England goes to Hogwarts to teach History of Magic. Meanwhile, America is certain that Russia is planning on starting World War III.

Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts, but this time Voldemort is back in full. While England simply wants to escape his life as a nation as much as possible, and to help protect the Boy Who Lived. Fail summary is fail. Rated T just in case.

Bunnymund loses a bet, and Jack forces him to take the cinnamon challenge. Can be seen as a companion piece to Chubby Bunny, however you don't need to read one or the other to get it. K for one naughty word.

Experience Gakuen Hetalia through the eyes of Amelia Dickinson, a girl suddenly thrown into the world of Gakuen Hetalia.

Alfred F. Jones was a pilot. Not a fighter pilot, or a teenager who has been flying since he could walk, or anyone special. No, Alfred F. Jones flew commercial planes. It was a dull, repetitive job that was only made bearable by his wonderful crew and the places he got to see. Until someone new was added to the crew and everything changed. 3shot USUK

After STARISH's bus breaks down, they agree to house with a weird little girl they met..in front of her house? How will they cope with her inactive and odd daily life. Though her parents won't be there, so thats a good thing...kinda. rated mostly for language XD

After the Final Battle, Harry stands at Dumbledore's grave and thinks, and is then joined by a man who claims to know his suffering. A man named Arthur Kirkland. Oneshot crossover.

Hey Guys guess what I found? It's a Mermaid I bet you wish you had one :P Kikus gonna be sooo Jealous. AU UsUk Mermaid!England

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Three new brawlers are introduced to the ranks, how will the older brawlers cope with them? Rating for Possible language in the future.

Nine countries, one teddy bear, one noble quest... Join Switzerland, Austria, Japan, America, Britain, France, Canada, Germany, and Italy on their epic/stupid journey to hell to defeat the devil, and save Liechtenstein...

Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.

The Hills are Alive With the Sound of Music !

belarus sees russia kissing fem!china and runs away, but what happens when someone finds her?

Arthur wasn't wanted as a baby and put up for adoption while his parents fled England. Why would they leave their baby behind? What will Arthur do when he goes to America for college only to find that his roommate was adopted by the parents that left him.

27-year old single parent and successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland doesn't wish for another son. However, he takes in a broken home teenager named Alfred. Things become difficult when Alfred comes to love him, especially when it's nothing paternal. USUK AU