A collection, written one-shots of Haymitch and Effie across different timelines in the trilogy and post-mockingjay.

She's the ditzy queen bee. She's the brainy uptight geek. Or so they want the world to think. As their senior year turns their lives upside down, Brenda Johnson and Sharon Raydor find each other - and find themselves. Brenda/Sharon slash, High School AU.

Laura Roslin has just been appointed to her second term as President. However, she's about to add one more title to her name. Parent. After the humans escape from New Caprica, and back to the safety of the Galactica fleet, Laura discovers a stowaway on Colonial One - four year old, Pandora.

Prompt: Walk Of Shame. Brenda and Sharon spend the night and a crime scene together.

Taking LadyNobleSong's lead (with permission!) on the pairing of Myrtle Snow / Fiona Goode. While this story will have a lot of angst-ridden interaction with the two, with semi-graphic femslash it will actually have a plot/storyline now! Fiona persuades Myrtle to become her ally despite their tumultuous relationship. Eventually, they uncover a plot to destroy the coven.

Haymitch finds an interesting item hidden away in Effie's room. HayffieFeels. First chapter T can be stand alone , second and third chapter M.

Not quite "Would you kindly..." but as close as I think I can get without making it a Bioshock crossover... although, that is something I have considered doing... As is, this is a smut fic about our favourite Lady and her maid, it's explicit and naughty, and will hopefully warm you up on this rainy November afternoon. Enjoy.

Taking a step outside can lead to some sexy consequences of pent up flirtation. . . Hayffie lovin! Based on the screen caps/bit of the "Catching Fire" trailer at the party in the Capitol!

AU: Rated M. Adama/ Roslin. Kara/ Lee. Laura adopts young Kara Thrace and years later gets ready to meet her daughter's future father-in-law, Admiral Adama. The admiral and the Secretary of Education are not certain what to make of one another as the sparks fly. Work in progress.

Spoilers for 4.01. Cora after Mrs Hughes has left her with Sybbie and little George.

The third and final main installment of my previous fanfiction works "Miss Trinket and a Mr. Abernathy" and "Geese and How to Care for Them." It follows Haymitch and Effie's children just after the 25th anniversary of the Rebellion. Rating may change.

When Sarah O'Brien's past comes back to haunt her, will she be able to protect the only truly blameless person in her life? Cora/O'Brien, rating may go up.

Mr Lang's condition stirs memories in Sarah, forcing Cora to comfort her maid - at the very least.

Haymitch was determined to live his life in peace, in his own corner of the world after the war. But the presence of a young teenage boy shattered that hope as his life was pulled into a different direction. Hayffie. Post Mockingjay.

A series of one-shots about our favourite Escort and Mentor. Disclaimer - Any characters, places, or otherwise are property of Suzanne Collins. If any character belongs to me it will be referenced in the Author's note for that respective chapter. These are not in order. [Set to complete as I am done with one-shots for the time being]

With so much death in their lives, what was there left to live for? Set Post-Season 3 Christmas Special.

"Prompt: One year at Xmas, Cora secretly gives O'Brien a personal present along with a shattering thank you letter, which will led them both to confront their feelings for one another." So this is my contribution to the Christmas exchange on tumblr and I thought I'd upload it. OBSERVE that one part of this fic is M-RATED!

This is how Hook likes Cora best. Captain of Hearts, oneshot.

The 'sequel' to 'Miss Trinket and a Mr. Abernathy' - this is a series of one-shots about Haymitch and Effie's life after the events of that story as well those from 'Time and What's Left of It.' Will it lead to something else? Maybe!

December 1919. A Countess and her lady's maid.

Bethnal Green is hardly Belgravia, and Sarah's new lodgings are hardly her suite at Downton Abbey. In fact, the entire apartment might be smaller than her old room, but Cora supposes there's a certain…rustic charm to the place.

Inspired by the line from the film where Effie calls for chocolate strawberries! Effie has more than an indulgence for a certain dessert, and Haymitch has more than an indulgence for Effie. Hayffie-Smut-Times-Ahoy

Effie writes three letters to Haymitch after the war. She is still in the Capitol, pieicing back together her life, and he, she assumes, is carrying on back home in Twelve. Hayffie oneshot.

The story of seventeen years, as told in terms of hues and shades.

There was one secret that Effie held close to her heart. "I never meant for you to know," she looked away. "They were going to kill you. I ... I did it to keep you alive. If they had gone straight to you and threaten you, there's nothing to hold you back – you would have retaliated and... They'll kill you, Haymitch."

Seemingly rather pointless smut written in the middle of the night. Not sure if I'll add more chapters to this. Also contains some Cora/Robert. Rated M for a reason; don't like, don't read.

"There was something different about these two tributes, something that both he and Effie recognized... . It could be the fact that, with them, he and Effie collaborated more, became a better team… Strengthened their relationship." Set During The Hunger Games. Hayffie.

Haymitch and Effie first meet at a party in the Capitol, before she is his escort, before he is her mentor - before they are forced to be partners. Instantly, they hit it off, but as they say, the course of true love never did run smooth. A whole lot of Hayffie about to come your way.

Haymitch was certain of one thing; He hated Effie Trinket. - Short little one-shot set towards the end of The Hunger Games -

"Le Capitole...," continua t-elle. Elle semblait incapable de formuler complètement sa phrase. Alors il l'acheva pour elle: "...n'est qu'un ennemi."

In an alternate universe, things could be different. You could be here and I there; our roles reversed, our emotions exchanged. In an alternate universe, I feel your pain and you feel mine. Somehow, my dear, we are on the same boat. Rated M because of language .

A series of one-shots done via request to fill in the time gap that occurs mainly in Chapter 17 but also other moments throughout my other story 'Miss Trinket and a Mr. Abernathy.' **Prompt requests are now closed for this particular set as I've moved past this time frame now - but I may do something similar in the future for later on!**

AU THG characters in a modern day zombie apocalypse.

L'une était déja reine et ne voyait que la gloire. L'autre se sentait différente. La dernière était romantique. Il fallait bien qu'un jour ou l'autre, l'avidité de la première détruise le faible équilibre qui s'était créé. LuciusxNarcissa; NarcissaxBellatrix; VoldemortxBellatrix.

After a surprise bomb attack on the Capitol's part, Haymitch and Effie find themselves trapped underneath the rubble of a building. New feelings are discovered and the true realization of how much a person means to another and the need for that person to survive at any cost is foreseen. Possible character death. One shot. AU.

Of Liquor and Lace - Out of Hours. A place for my slightly more risqué Haymitch and Effie drabbles and snippets.

Effie pieces her life back together after the rebellion and helps others along the way.

Takes place after the 70th Games. Haymitch and Effie do some talking about haymitch's past. There are elements of Hayffie but it's not really a romance story. One-shot.

The Doctor takes River to see the Singing Towers. One shot.

Haymitch et Effie profitent de quelques heures de repos avant le final des Hunger Games. Et pour la première fois, ils discutent vraiment.

Unadulterated loathing becomes unadulterated loving, leaving Glinda to question who she is when Elphaba flees the Emerald City. Can she save Elphaba's life when they are finally reunited? Glinda's POV. Unadulterated GELPHIE. Musicalverse, book influence.

Robert Crawley has cut himself shaving again. Or is there something more sinister going on?

Un petit poème en alexandrins, parce que c'est la classe sur la rencontre de Donna et du Docteur. Ou des Docteurs. Après l'effacement de sa mémoire.

Effie has to overcome the damage done to her at the hands of the Capitol with the help of a man she may never be able to trust.

Effie was captured by the Capitol and after her rescue, she has to deal with consequences. Post-Mockingjay. Rated T for violence, language and mention of rape. This used to be Breath of life but I haven't notice that this title was already taken, so sorry about that :/

The Capitol isn't familiar with the term "monogamy." Neither is Effie Trinket. Haymitch subconsciously makes a decision to teach her that there are better ways to feel good about yourself, unaware he's fixing himself in the progress. Head-canon ahoy.

On dit que la vie ne se sépare pas de la mort. Qu'elles sont les facette d'une même pièce. Il voulait vivre dans la mort, elle voulait s'enivrer jusqu'à en mourir dans la vie. Alternance PDV Haymitch et PDV Effie.

Since his games Haymitch had been dragging a bag of ghosts around. It was time for him to bury it.

Effie Trinket is District 12's escort! What is she thinking during this time? What is she doing during the 74th Hunger Games? Could there ever be a relationship with Haymitch Abernathy- besides him and his alcohol? Effie's point of view may answer that. 'I can't hide my enthusiasm... Everybody's probably excited... I think I had put a little too much sugar in my coffees.'

One. Two. Three. It's not a fun game, but it keeps them both alive, while separated. Effie is being held captive in the Capitol in a tiny cell, while Haymitch finds District 13's sparsity of liquor prison enough. They both share the nightmares. But they've only just begun and when President Snow takes a liking in the former escort, things turn for the worse. HAYEFFIE!

Effie Trinket, captured and tortured by the Capitol after the Quarter Quell, is a shell of her former self. After being brought to District 13 she finds herself locked up again, but she finds a familiar face before too long. Will he be able to help her to heal? Hayffie.

What happens when someone who's lost everything bumps into someone who seems to have everything? I'm not really a Hayeffie shipper, but it seemed like such a good idea at 3 o clock last night, so I wrote this spicy piece of oneshot.

He sees her as a heartless Capitol woman. He's just a drunk man from a creepy District. They genuinely hate each other. Or do they? Effie and Haymitch's relationship on the 73rd Hunger Games.

"You have to start somewhere..." Beginning with Effie Trinket's first year as escort, a story of how Effie and Haymitch became unlikely friends and more ... R/R is greatly appreciated! And as of 2 June 2012 - this story's been completed! I hope you enjoy!

A behind the scenes look at Effie and Haymitch in Catching Fire. Each chapter is a small vignette that ties directly into the book.

He was everything she hated in a person, but only because he knew how much she loathed it.

Sarah knew immediately that her vague notion that things would have been better if they had disagreed in private was quite wrong. This was worse, much worse than what had happened earlier...

It seemed like no escort could put up with the drunken, rude, obnoxious Haymitch. He would antagonize the escorts until he was certain they wouldn't come back the next year. Until he met her. He hated her the most and she kept coming back. Hayffie.

They're having a hard time keeping Effie alive. She's a shell of what she was and Coin doesn't want her alive. Drabble that doesn't quite go anywhere.

Haymitch saves Effie from her torture, and she realizes that there's more between them than friendship as she tries to repay him for his sacrifice.

When Effie Trinket wakes up with Haymitch in her bed, her initial reaction is horror. But what happens when she finds out that a drunken mistake might not be as much of a mistake after all?

A fluffy Hayffie one-shot about the evolution of their relationship from the very beginning...

Effie stay with Haymitch after the rebellion, and realizes something about him she never thought she would. Oneshot

A young Donna Noble has to deal with the strange man that has recently appeared in her life but in a teenager ambient, she is not sure where have her feelings gone.

What if Effie visited Haymitch after the announcement of the Third Quarter Quell? HayffieGoodness

Haymitch gets into fight, and Effie's furious. However, she's not letting on as much as she could, so what will happen when she tends to his injury. M-rated-smuttery.

Haymitch ends up in the Games Clinic after a particularly drunken evening in the penthouse arguing with Effie. However, a glance in his medical notes makes him see a certain escort in an entirely new way. . . HAYFFIEFEELS.

Effie wants to lecture, and Haymitch just wants her to shut up. Set during the first night at the penthouse at the 74th Annual Hunger Games. Hayffie-Smut-Feels-Ahoy.

Amongst the pile of Hunger Games footage, he spots a tape that sticks out from the rest. On it, he finds a little princess with a desperate wish. HAYFFIE.

Sarah O'Brien has had enough. Or not nearly enough, depending upon how you look at it... Cora/O'Brien

Donna is the unlucky companion stuck with the Doctor in 1913 this time around; she's not quite sure how to deal with this sudden change in situation. Mostly she just blames the TARDIS. Season 3 episodes "Human Nature" and "Family of Blood."