hi! I just wanted to let you know that I am NOT dead! Yeah, sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth. I Have Science Fair (who the hell decided it had to be required???) and Midtearms and homework... ect. So, I will be working on chapters for a while and You should expect my return in summer! Lots of love to all my viewers and all that stuff,

Quirk=

XOXOXOXOXO

Best sister evver!!!!! ASIAN-INKWELL!!!! (luv ya)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. =maybe. a little too often. I tell myself jokes to test if they are funny or not=

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. =Mostly it's "Damn, I cant believe i'm talking to myself again!"=

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. =Yes. I AM like, 30 different people because I have to make up the personalities, preferences, EVERY FUZZING DETAIL of my characters. My characters are my billions of alter egos sooooo. Yes.=

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' =Speaking of cookies...= (eats a cookie, shivers, giggles) wow. thats good stuff.=

You live off of sugar and caffeine =mhm... i like it! Stunts your growth my tush! I'm tall enough!!!=

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. =It'll start when I re-enter the hell hole called "SCHOOL"=

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. =Every once in a while, i sometimes do that if im bored...=

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. =yeahhhhhh.=

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. =what are they...? o.O=

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. =Unless I'm hunting for a SPECIFIC notebook.=

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. =(looks down) this computer used to be my grandmother's and it's old. so somewhat. But They are still there enough so I can see them because I have to look at what I type. Because I am stupid and forget where the letters ARE exactly. If I typed how I normally do (no corrections or backspace) it would look like this: my miom btought mr w e a pir e at tje syper mwarkeyt.=

You tend to correct random typos made by other people. =Yes! and then make the same mistake 3 min later when I'M writing.=

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. =I dont have a clue what it is so i dont think I have it...=

People think you have A.D.D. =I do. but actually no. they dont. But thats partly because they think that ADD is something completely different and deadly. saying ADD in my school is like saying "CANCER" (PS. Yah i know some pretty stupid people)=

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. =It gives me an excuse. I couldnt live without it!=

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. =Merp. yup and my parents are concerned.=

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. =Ask anyone (that knows me personally)I made a "strongly dislike list last year. I save the hate for hitler, the delancy brothers, Russel Brand, and strawberry milk. (MAN I HATE STRAWBERRY MILK)=

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. =They try. they learned not to question it and they are working on not looking but if you look quick... they suck at being subtle.=

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. =Almost but I did extra credit! and fyi, failing for me is getting anything UNDER a B. Then I die. Multiple times. A is good. B is bad. anything else and MY LIFE IS FUZZING RUINED!=

If you relate to what I say, post in YOUR profile.

One day in class:

"You!" teacher points at me.

"Who me?"

"Yes you! Define the word wane!"

Erm.. dammit. what does wane mean??????

"I expect an answer!"

"Erm..." AHA!

"Well?"

"Um. Is it batman's last name?"

Teacher looks at me as if expecting more...

"Erm. Batman's last name spelled wrong?"

(facepalm)

Everyone is gifted. Just some open their presents a little late in life. When it doesnt matter. When they descover that magic tricks arent cool anymore.