The Sarcastic Raccoonhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Primeval, and Mummy. So, it's 2018, I'm 20 years old and suddenly I'm revisiting the long-abandoned fanfics of my teenage years. Maybe it's because I'm unemployed, single, and living on my parents' sofa bed. Or maybe the universe always planned to bring me back here. About Me: I'm Alex and I enjoy eating and sleeping. Current Works: Seeking That Which Is Lost- The Mummy As far as Pyrrah Ananka was concerned, Egypt was a place left firmly in her past. The Carnahan-O'Connell family seem to have other plans, however— ones involving catastrophes of apocalyptic proportions. So what's trickier? Halting the world's end, being unexpectedly reunited with a familiar Medjai... or introducing him to your five-year-old son? I thank everybody that's followed this series a billion times for doing so, and promise you shenanigans and drama in abundance as this one develops. |
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The Long Way Home by Cehsja reviews
"Danny, I wanna go with you," Sarah had protested before he stepped through the anomaly at the end of season 3. In this Alternate Timeline he lets her, and they are trapped on the other side: together. (reposting some really old stories with a few small changes)
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/3/2011 - [Danny Q., Sarah P.]
From the Earth by callida88 reviews
In the years after the Battle of Hogwarts many of its young heroes find success, but others just feel lost. Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbott fall into the latter category. This is the story of how these two find their way back into each other's lives and end up falling in love...eventually. Lots of other characters appear throughout. Rating might go up with later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,398 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/12/2019 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Neville L., Hannah A.] [Ginny W., Harry P.]
Coincidence and Fate by SkeletonPinata reviews
Rick and Evy are about to celebrate their 13th anniversary, only to have it interrupted by another adventure. The couple has issues as Rick becomes more protective of Evy due to their last escapade, while she continues to dream about the details of her past life. Jonathan also has trouble, and begins to wonder if he has any hope for the future. Evy/O'Connell Jonathan/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Evelyn C., Jonathan C.
Revenge by Prawn Crackers reviews
Jess has an enemy who tries to destroy her career and her life. Will Becker be able to save her in time?
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Jess P., Becker
Enchantress by Brunette reviews
All her life, Hattie O'Connell has been able to manipulate people to do whatever she pleases. So why is this desert chieftain playing hard to get? If you've been waiting for a sister character who actually changes things in the plot of TM, here she is.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ardeth B. - Complete
This Is What I Deserve by SkeletonPinata reviews
[One-Shot] Beni thinks that after a life of being a peasant and a thief, finding all this gold at Hamunaptra was a sign that his life was finally going to take a turn for the better. Finally...he was getting what he deserved. (Beni's thoughts from the end of the first film.)
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
The Price of Dignity by Kitty Daniels reviews
She offered all the help she could give him, but in the end, it still wasn't enough. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Evelyn C., Daniels - Complete
Nasty Little Fellows by Brunette reviews
"Now I've made a very big mistake, but I'm doing everything I can to correct it. All you're doing is capitalizing off of it. So don't you dare try to tell me I'm a worse person than you are." [filler one-shot]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Beni G., Evelyn C. - Complete
Men Without Women by Brunette reviews
"So it's gonna be all of us, and that one broad out there? How is anybody s'posed to concentrate knowin' she looks like that under her clothes?" [a filler one-shot, after the barge sinks.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
Amour Fou by Brunette reviews
A tale of two marriages. Evelyn reluctantly agrees to marry Beni for the sake of her father's career, despite strong feelings for Rick O'Connell. Meanwhile, her exuberant cousin Delphine falls hard into a passionate secret affair with Ardeth Bay. Whether for love or convenience, you're only as bad as your partner. [a prequel to And Love Thee After.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
The Undoing of a Mortal Angel by everythinginbetween reviews
Gabriel watches as the angels fall to Earth, helpless. Gabriel/OFC. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Gabriel - Complete
Immune by Brunette reviews
Beni stared down at the shrunken, decayed face and sighed. He wasn't sure what serving Imhotep was going to entail, exactly, but he didn't think he could take much more of listening to the Creature sobbing over another mummy.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Beni G., Imhotep - Complete
It Ain't Me, Babe by Brunette reviews
[ALTA AU, 'cause that's a thing now.] In an effort to cover her pregnancy, Jemima Willoughby marries rich oil tycoon David Daniels and follows him back to his Texas ranch. Desperate to start anew and keep the true paternity of her child a secret, she throws herself into the role of wife and mother in a strange place, with strange people. But hidden things can't stay hidden forever.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
Beautiful Little Fool by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Rick O'Connell moves in next door to Jonathan Carnahan, who throws parties at his mansion in the hopes of winning back Lucy Hamilton, the woman he loved and lost five years before. Except Lucy is already married to a despicable man, and though marriage vows can be broken, the past can't be repeated. An adaptation of The Great Gatsby.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
A Tale of Snow by everythinginbetween reviews
A frozen planet, a snowball fight and a kiss. Chulu. Fic for Em, Merry Christmas!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Is This the End? by pinkcat4569 reviews
Jess informs Becker that she's moved on.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
A Page Seventy Six To Eighty Seven Girl by tobinfic reviews
Post beetles, the ARC's systems are still a bit wonky. Jess, Emily and Abby are trapped in the ladies locker room with five bottles of champagne and a bag of hen night goodies. If only their conversation wasn't being relayed across the whole of the ARC...
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
The Corleone Children by libertineangel reviews
Sonny, Tom, Fredo, Michael, Connie and Maria O.C. The children of Don Vito. After the hit on their father how will their relationships develop. Read on ...[Characters canon]
Godfather - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2007
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Seeking That Which Is Lost reviews
As far as Pyrrah Ananka was concerned, Egypt was a place left firmly in her past. The Carnahan-O'Connell family seem to have other plans, however— ones involving catastrophes of apocalyptic proportions. So what's trickier? Halting the world's end, being unexpectedly reunited with a familiar Medjai... or introducing him to your five-year-old son? (Set during TMR) Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Ardeth B.
Facing Fearful Odds reviews
A year after the events of Hamunaptra, Pyrrah Ananka is in a spot of trouble. A sinister cult is forming in Egypt, and it's up to she and Ardeth Bay to stop their rise to power. But when meddling Medjai families, twelve potential brides, annoying Hungarian men and a baby falcon are thrown into the mix, are the duo going to save the world or break beneath the odds? Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,680 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Ardeth B. - Complete
The Archaeologist's Assistant reviews
An aspiring Egyptologist looking to pursue her dreams, Pyrrah Ananka is currently serving as the overworked assistant of Jonathan Carnahan. When Jonathan and his sister Evie set off on a journey to the lost city of Hamunaptra, Perry is eager to go with them; the unbelievable adventure she is thrust into, however, was not one she had been expecting. Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C. - Complete
Street Urchins reviews
"I will not be a whore!" she hissed. "I am going to be an archaeologist." Beni waited, and then burst into a fit of cackles when he realised she was serious. [One-shot. Young Beni meets young Perry. Accompanies Chapter 24 of 'The Archaeologist's Assistant'.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
A Few Visitors reviews
When an anomaly opens up in the A.R.C, everyone is surprised to find that the six kids that come through are the next generation of the team. But who is related to who, and will they find a way home? Jecker/Conby/Memily Rated M for language
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Becker, Jess P.
