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Joined 06-13-12, id: 4056023, Profile Updated: 12-06-13
Author has written 3 stories for Kung Fu Panda.

Hello to the people who decided to visit my profile! I'm 19 and I'm interested in writing a variety of things, the majority of them are stabbing my brain with a pitchfork as I type this now. Uhh...I don't really like revealing a lot about myself, honestly but instead of having a blank profile page with just a picture I decided to write this so it wouldn't seem so...empty.

Anyway, some of the types of stories I may write would include:

Kung Fu Panda: (TigressxPo)

Avatar: The Last Airbender: (KataraxAang)

How To Train Your Dragon: (AstridxHiccup)

Kim Possible: (RonxKim)

Naruto: (HinataxNaruto)

Inuyasha: (KagomexInuyasha)

A/N: In all honesty I never would've written ANYTHING to do with Kung Fu Panda if it wasn't for the second movie. I thought people were nuts for pairing Po and Tigress together because she really hated Po in the first movie. Then when I was watching the second one I was just watching it and all the "moments" they had together made me think and then that hug threw me for a loop (I totally felt like Crane). And that hopeless look on Tigress' face did it for me, they suddenly became a pairing in my brain.

As for the others, well Avatar was my main thing way back when it was epicness to watch the show...any Zutarians who for some reason might visit this page, I'm sorry but I still think that pairing is nuts and makes no sense. And HTTYD, well that kinda was the canon in the movie and it rubbed off on me because it's pretty cute how Astrid warmed up to Hiccup when she was originally a badass and she completes him. I also don't understand why people hate her so much. She never picked on Hiccup and she basically acted like any other jealous and confused teenager would when something that in all probability should not have happened, actually did.

Ahh the ones after that were recently added because for some reason I had the strangest urge to watch Kim Possible one day and then Inuyasha which led me to wanting to watch Naruto again. I don't understand my mind sometimes...

And sorry for the people who visited my profile page (I still doubt that many of you actually read the profile page) but it might be awhile before I get back into the Kung Fu Panda groove so sadly I will most likely not be posting another story anytime soon. But I'm not dead I promise! I might just be awhile before I write something again.

As of 7/29/13

Heh...sorry I've been gone for like...uhh 3 months? But before you start throwing rotten tomato's let me explain! I'm actually kind of sick with some weird thing going on with my throat which no one has a clue what it is. I would say I'm surprised and worried about it but I'm more annoyed than anything seeing as my time is now consumed with even more medications than I already have to take PLUS going to the doctors for weeks AGAIN. Plus my mom is really making me mad with her non-sensical reasoning and making me do EVERYTHING or telling me to do things that I CAN'T do.

Seriously, she keeps telling me I need to get out more but how? She won't teach me to drive! How the hell can I go places when I live in the middle of nowhere? It takes 30 minutes to get to a town that would have something remotely entertaining to do. And the time I actually did go out she tried to tell me not to because it'd be "too dangerous" seeing as I was going to an amusement park she didn't like, with just my sister and best friend plus this stupid condition that's making the veins in the back of my throat bulge.

This is sadly the story of my life. I keep getting random sicknesses and I'm stuck with two that probably won't go away and can possibly be passed on to any children that I may have. Which I probably won't. I don't ever want my kids to go through what I have since I was a baby. Doctor's appointments for strange and/or rare conditions, taking expensive medication for the rest of my life, more strange illnesses, more pills, more doctor's appointments, LOTS of blood tests, CT scans, ultrasounds, biopsies and even more stuff that I have to deal with. I'm SO SICK OF IT!

Anyway, sorry for venting to you guys but I really have NO idea when my creativity will come back to me. All I can feel right now and annoyance and anger towards my genetics, useless doctors, and pain in the ass mother. The only thing keeping me sane is my Xbox and laptop seeing as I can temporarily ignore my life problems and submerge myself in the world of video and computer games.

So yeah, don't give up hope entirely just don't get you hopes too high I'll be back sometime soon. I feel REALLY bad for saying that too after I just hosted that contest but I blame my useless body and annoying mother.

As of 12/6/13

Hi everyone who may be creeping on me! I give you permission to throw rotten tomato's at me seeing as how I held a contest and never followed through with anything. I think we can tie that along with my rant above this one and I'll probably delete both of these once I start posting again and I promise I WILL. My creativity was kicked into gear last week during Thanksgiving Break when I was basically kicked out of my dorm and banished to a no internet or cellphone service zone for about 4-5 days. In which time I spent hiding in my room because despite me telling my parents to not smoke near me because it irritates my nose and throat, they still do.

So, now I've got a doozy of a possible one-shot that I'm working on but I'm kind of stuck on it for the moment. Especially since I realized that I made a mistake about Tigers and now must change a bit of the story to fit facts since I'm a nitpicker for realistic stories.

Oh I almost forgot! I totally found out what's wrong with me :D! My random sicknesses have been caused by ONE thing that all of my stupid doctors failed to take into consideration since I'm so young. Apparently I've had Acid Reflux since I was a little kid (I think at least around the time I was 10). So I've had this thing for almost ten years now and it's slowly been screwing up both my nose and throat plus it's also apparently the reason my thyroid has been bloated since I was 14.

I'm really not happy that ALL of my previous doctors hadn't the slightest suspicion that it could be something that wasn't connected to my age but I am happy that I finally got an answer instead of them giving me antibiotics all the time. Seriously, I think I've become immune to some of them because I've been fed them for so long.

Oh I'm also not really super happy about this but I am going to have a lot of free time after next week is up since I'm dropping out of college for awhile. The pressure is just too much for me right now, so I'll probably have more time to write if I'm not messing around on my Xbox in an attempt to ignore my parents who insist on bothering me...and my grandmother who wishes to feed me all the time. I swear I'm going to end up as fat as her dog if I don't ward her off somehow.

So yeah. This is to anyone who has been checking to see if I've written anymore or if I'm going to write anymore...though I doubt half of the people who do visit my profile even read it lol

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The Story by Le-Tourbillon reviews
A destitute Kagome is struck by fate when she's adopted into the Inu-Taisho family. Struggling to find the meaning behind her fortune, Kagome discovers feelings for Inuyasha along the way. Sadly, it all comes to a crashing halt when someone abducts her with the intent of never letting go. Romance and Drama surround the two as they fight tooth and nail with, and for, each other. (M)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 305,027 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Golden Feather by knapper11 reviews
The warriors of the Jade Palace have returned from Gongmen city, only to find that the Emperor of China has taken a keen interest in them. Po has reached a turning point where he must decide not only his own fate, but that of China, Kung-Fu, and a certain Tiger. Oogway's past and many other mysteries are revealed. Rated T just to be safe. Focus on character development. Ti/Po
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,492 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Tigress, Po - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6132 - Favs: 6,505 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Here in Our Moments by alex8andre reviews
A collection of 25 drabbles and oneshots of Po & Tigress based on a random word. You know you want to read them, too! :D Oneshot #24 - "Hope"
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,346 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Po, Tigress
A World of Fragile Things by Ana the Romantic reviews
Tigress has always been strong, but that doesn't mean that everything's been easy for her. A little perspective ficlet on the Tiger Master with a little Ti x Po for good measure.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tigress, Po - Complete
The Thriller by Kippis05 reviews
She supposed that she was still upset with him, but, it didn't matter how she felt towards the panda now, did it? He was here to stay, whether she wanted him to be or not. This is a story tailored to fit songs in memory of the late King Of Pop.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Tigress, Po
Elegant, Graceful, and Clumsy by Kippis05 reviews
A collection of short stories about Po and Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Po, Tigress
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 6,626 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Shifu's Reaction reviews
How does Shifu react when he discovers that Po did not sleep in his bedroom...but in Tigress' Sequel to Never Again and Safe and Sound. R&R
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
Tigress has been plagued with nightmares ever since the defeat of Shen. Old and unwanted, memories and fears resurface. Can a certain panda help her defeat her fears? Or will she be doomed to face them alone? Sequel to Never Again but can stand on it's own. Epic fluffiness, R&R
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Never Again reviews
Tigress re-lives that one horrifying day. The day that nearly broke her. Yeah, I know. Crappy summary but read because you know you want to. TixPo hinted romance. R&R please
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete