Lissy Stratahide bio
 Author has written 22 stories for Doctor Who. For additional silliness, find me on DeviantArt at . I haven't forgotten Small Problems. I intend to finish it, but I've had to re-think the plot first. |
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Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Who by Blue Mistfall reviews
After bad luck including procedures for "becoming younger", Jamie and Victoria are changed into babies. The Doctor is to take care of them and find a way to get them back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 8/4/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Victoria W.
How much is that Doggie? by Hello Anyone There reviews
Leela has often heard the Doctor refer to K9 as his dog but she never realised he was talking about an actual animal. Shame the new one isn't quite as friendly as K9...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2014 - 4th Doctor, K-9, Leela - Complete
Be Warned by Lucillia reviews
Bright, brilliant, eye-searing, and serving a purpose that far too many had ignored much to their detriment could be some ways to describe the 6th Doctor's outfit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2014 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Leela vs the Daleks by betawho reviews
What if Leela had ever encountered the Daleks?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2014 - 4th Doctor, Leela, Daleks - Complete
Travels and Travails in the London Underground by Toaofwriting reviews
The Doctor and co are heading to check out a new alien threat, but must do so inconspicuously. The answer? A nice little ride on the London Underground. What could possibly go wrong? My little tribute to the UNIT family. Two-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., Brigadier, Benton - Complete
Advanced TARDIS Maintenance for the Determined Highlander by Kaesa Aurelia Secunda
Jamie has offended the TARDIS, and now he's just a little bit turned around.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Jamie M., Zoe H., TARDIS, 2nd Doctor - Complete
Why The Doctor Quit Smoking by Lucillia reviews
We see the First Doctor smoking a pipe maybe once or twice, and then pretty much never again. There had to be a reason behind it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2014 - 1st Doctor, Ian C. - Complete
Choice of Style by Lucillia reviews
Back when the First Doctor was getting used to wearing trousers after a lifetime of wearing robes on Gallifrey, a chance encounter outside of a pub causes a major change to the Doctor's wardrobe. Jamie would probably be proud...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2014 - 1st Doctor, 4th Doctor, 8th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Travels with a Barbie by Tanba Josav reviews
Just what was the Doctor doing with a Barbie doll on a Russian submarine? Surely I'm not the only one asking this question? COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
A New Pet by Kweeshino reviews
A certain animal gets in the TARDIS. Sarah keeps it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Life In Relation to Monty Python Sketches by Lucillia reviews
Sometimes life imitates art. Sometimes art imitates life. Sometimes both have identical names for similar things, but...Well, let's just say that the Doctor can't appreciate some Monty Python sketches because they remind him of incidents he'd rather forget.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, Jamie M., Jo G.
Why the Brigadier Stopped Asking by Lucillia reviews
What's the use of having a time machine if you can't use it to prank nosy parkers who won't stop asking personal questions?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Overcoming Victorian Values by Sweetdeath04 reviews
A series of events that turn Jenny Flint, a match girl from Finchley with a price on her head, into a lock picking, crime fighting, time traveling parlormaid who just so happens to be married to lizard woman from the dawn of time. Chapter Two: In which Jenny receives an offer she can't refuse, and one that she can.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century
Instructions From the Future by Lucillia reviews
After receiving anxiously awaited instructions from a later incarnation of the Doctor, UNIT dutifully attempts to follow them to the best of their abilities.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Changing Rooms by betawho reviews
River needs a change of clothes, and doesn't much care which Tardis she gets them from...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jamie M. - Complete
Save Me From The Nightmares by sleepling reviews
The Doctor finds a toddler in a NYC alley, lost and suffering from bad dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - 4th Doctor, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
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Amsterdam reviews
Left alone in Amsterdam for the weekend, Nyssa gets into some substances she shouldn't and Tegan has to look after her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Nyssa, Tegan J.
Felis Catus Temporus reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots in which your favourite characters become cats. Because cats. (Newest Chapter - Twelve and Clara)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 6th Doctor, 7th Doctor - Complete
Can't Take Them Anywhere reviews
Can the TARDIS crew manage at least one trip without getting into trouble?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - 5th Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, Tegan J. - Complete
Planet of Giants Remix reviews
What if the events of 'Planet of Giants' had gone a bit differently? What if they'd landed in a completely different lab?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2014 - 1st Doctor
The Creeping Terror reviews
"Hurry, Doctor! We've got just enough time to finish our picnic before the monster gets us!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - 5th Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, Tegan J. - Complete
Mama Called the Doctor reviews
Who keeps calling and why won't they stop? (Featuring Doctors One through Seven.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
Let's Go Caroling! reviews
Susan just wants to sing a song with her grandfather, and maybe a few friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Small Problems reviews
After the events of Mawdryn Undead, Nyssa and Tegan aren't quite back to normal...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa, Tegan J., Turlough
We Found Jesus in a Junkyard reviews
How DID Ian and Barbara explain their disappearance?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Barbara W., Ian C.
The One With Underpants reviews
"Couldn't we at least wait until we get back to the TARDIS? At least, if we're going to have to-" The Doctor pushed her through a door into a nearby building."There's no time! Take off your clothes!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri
Punchline reviews
Some people thought that Jo Grant was a walking blonde joke.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jo G. - Complete
Ice reviews
It was the strangest, most bizarre thing Ian and Barbara had ever seen in their lives. A thing of pure insanity that defied all logic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W., Ian C., Vicki - Complete
It's For You! reviews
It doesn't matter how big and bad you are. When a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., The Master - Complete
Unexpected Item in Bagging Area reviews
There's no such thing as a simple grocery shopping trip for these people.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2013 - 5th Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, Tegan J. - Complete
Didn't Expect That reviews
Victoria is still adjusting to the whole time travel business, and her new friend only raises further questions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Victoria W. - Complete
Pollination reviews
While touring an alien garden, Peri runs headlong into a cliché.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Tiger Tales reviews
After an accident in a bio-engineering lab, the Doctor tries to get Leela to have the changes reversed. However, she rather likes her new form.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2013 - 4th Doctor, K-9, Leela - Complete
Surprise Attack reviews
The Doctor is at gunpoint with both hands tied, and yet he's still so insufferably smug about it! What's he got up his sleeve? And where's Leela?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2013 - 4th Doctor, K-9, Leela
An Unlikely Escape reviews
They're trapped in a locked room with a dalek. Can the Doctor talk their way out of this one? (Featuring Two, Jamie, and Zoe)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H. - Complete
Not A Happy Bunny reviews
AU fic in which Susan stays for another series and Ian has an out-of-species experience. (Featuring One, Susan, Vicki, Ian, and Barbara)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - 1st Doctor - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
The TARDIS's translation circuit is sabotaged by small, furry aliens. Then it all goes downhill from there. Featuring One, Susan, Ian, and Barbara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W., Ian C., Susan F. - Complete
