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Joined 07-12-12, id: 4123328, Profile Updated: 06-09-20
Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, SWAT Kats, Harry Potter, Pokémon, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Ball Z, Familiar of Zero, Final Fantasy X, My Little Pony, Bayonetta, Asura's Wrath, Fullmetal Alchemist, Anime X-overs, Okami, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, One Piece, and Prototype.

Hello! Welcome to my profile.

Some of you have by now noticed that a couple of stories have been erased, those are:

No-Life Mad King.

Father of Kumo's Consuming Clan.

Naruto's Bizarre Adventure.

Persona 5 and a half: Wings of Ambition in chains of Doubt.

Petals of Blood and Darkness.

I have removed them because by re-reading them I saw that I was still far from the quality I wanted, to the point I could actually not even look at them anymore.

Exception made for Sexy Umbran Wizard: apparently that one was SO BAD that unless I removed it, then the perpetrator of said decision would have not stopped arguing about its low quality, to the point of becoming something scarily close to a Stalker.

You are a Guest Reviewer, you have no right to criticize my work here, even if you rightfully pointed-out the long list of wrong things about that story, doing it like an overbearing know-it-all was the wrong way to do it.

It was your right to criticize it, and it was my right to remove your review, but since you had to write a second copy of that wall of text detailing all my failings because apparently "Insulted" by me daring to go against you, I decided to give-in and remove a beloved story of mine and (surprisingly) a lot of people just to appease you.

Sorry, but no, I was helped understanding that I don't have to remove a story just because it doesn't conform to your ideals so that story is back and it will stay.

But have no fear, I am looking for greener pastures and will soon leave , since "apparently" I overstayed my welcome here.

Be happy, Guest Reviewer with the impeccable grammar and full grasp of what a real Fanfiction should be: I will not stick around for long, I will soon be gone and I will take my "Stupid stories, Loser Harem, Bad Grammar, etc. etc. ect." away with me.

To you others: Thank you for giving me a chance here, at least I will be able to say that I tried.

A small thing under here.

I AM LOOKING FOR A BETA! ANY HELP?

1- They must not be in a hurry: my chapters are done once I will deem them "ready", so patience is a Virtue when working with me. :D

2- There is no "Time Limit" to edit them, just do not take a month, please.

3 - If you have to change something (because I missed a plot-hole, I went against my own Canon or similar situations), please at least spare some time to write me a PM here explaining why it was necessary.

That's it, good grammar and Mastery over English Language is a given, so it isn't necessary for me to explain it in detail. XD

Please PM me if you feel up to the challenge XD

(The Job will also imply you will fix the old chapters posted before you arrived as well :P )

I have read something like few hundred fanfiction and decided to create my own.

By the way, I'm Italian, if you care to know.

I hope that my stories will entertain all of you.

Do not expect my Fanfics to be perfect, English is only my second Language so I have my limits.

Disclaimer: I don't own the image in my profile nor the characters I use in my stories nor I make profit out of this, I am just a guy having fun writing stories on the net, I am harmless.

"And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'The Superior Straight Edge': Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea: "Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers. 1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not. 2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios. 3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer." What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think... "Why am I even here…?" "What's even the point of continuing?" "My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…" "I'll never be a good writer...I quit." These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts… If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…" So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here? Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause. Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed. So… Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise. Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind. And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…"""

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Misadventures in Mordor by NeonZangetsu reviews
One does not simply walk into Mordor...unless one falls out of the sky. Well! That's not walking then, is it? More like landing. A lone shinobi accidentally strands himself in Middle Earth through no fault but his own and "accidentally" forges an army. One misunderstanding leads to another, and so begins the Misadventures in Mordor. Humor-driven story. No real pairing to speak of.
Crossover - Naruto & Middle-earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/26 - Naruto U., Galadriel, Talion
Unbreakable Red Silken Thread by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Fate, destiny, chance, and luck. Four of the most powerful forces in existence, and all of them have had it out for Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, Heather Wilson, and Gwen Fahlenbock since the days they were born. Fortunately, those same four forces have got it in for each other as well. Rated M for sex and other mature, darkly realistic subject matters.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 373,756 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Heather, Cody] Gwen, Jasmine (TDPI)
Midori Tōrō by Trace Carter reviews
Izuku was Quirkless, but he didn't let that stop him. Chosen to wield one of the greatest weapons the galaxy has to offer, Midoriya Izuku won't let a simple thing like having no Quirk stop him from becoming a Hero. For in brightest day and in darkest night, no evil will escape his sight.
Crossover - Green Lantern & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Izuku M.
Harry by Proxy by The Smiling Crow reviews
Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,765 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/25/2015
Dumbledore Gets Ripped a New One by sheltie reviews
This will have witches and wizards of my choosing venting at Dumbledore for whatever dumb decision the old wizard has made concerning Harry. Like in HBG I will only have brainy girls in this, but I will be adding guys in a non-romantic fashion. So no Ginny at all. Only warning in these are for language being used. So you've been warned ahead of time on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Harry P.
Happily Ever After by NeonZangetsu reviews
He'd never seen a woman more beautiful than she. She'd never known a man as hopeful as he. A chance encounter and a promise long ago collide in the form of two perfect strangers & love at first sight. Fluff! NarutoxShizuka! Based off episode 235! Not dead, being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Shizuka
Dragon Eclipse by Akaluan reviews
A single mistake, that's all it took to shatter Ishida Uryuu's world around him. A mistake coated in metallic blood and desperation to win... no, to survive. Now burdened with the expectations of everyone, Uryuu must forge his own path while trying to relearn exactly who he is. Invade Hueco Mundo Arc divergence, eventual Time Travel
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 272,893 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K., Uryuu I., Zangetsu
Mind, Magic, and Sword…wait what? by Trace Carter reviews
Kakashi thought he was going to have another easy time evaluating this year's set of Genin to see if they had what it took to become Shinobi. Too bad the three chosen for his team were anything but normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/29 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 10,452 - Follows: 13,072 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures by CMR Rosa reviews
Morty Smith always had a hard time making friends at his school. His grandpa Rick didn't help any. But one day, something happened that seemed more unlikely than anything he had encountered on his dimension hopping adventures…he made some normal friends. Now he just has to worry about keeping them. A crossover story between Total Drama and Rick and Morty.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,425 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Harold, Kitty, Morty S., Rick S.
God's Tongue Meets Devil's Son by Trace Carter reviews
A simple trip. That's all it took for two individuals to meet and start things off on the right foot. The children of two of Tootsuki's greatest Alumni will shake the foundations of the Cullinary World and show the strength of their talent.
Shokugeki no Soma/食戟のソーマ - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Soma Y., Erina N.]
Dark Sibling Love by yugiohfan163 reviews
Consider this a spin-off of my other story, Mother's Dark Love. This one involves sisters going yandere for their siblings after a weird potion is ingested by them all. Read to see which siblings get caught up in it and send in which siblings you want to see. Warning, contain lemons, but not in each chapter, and small amounts of loli in the first chapter.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 150 - Words: 563,746 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/9/2014
Not My Heart by NeonZangetsu reviews
Phantom Thieves, you say? I've been playing pranks and playing tricks for years, and that was BEFORE I became a god. But stealing hearts? Well! Haven't seen that one before. Alright, kids. Game on. Lets see who can cause more chaos in this crazy town. Its gonna be a wild year. Part of the Not Going Home series. Chaos and humor abound. Narutoxharem...not in the way you might think.
Crossover - Naruto & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/12 - Naruto U., Sae N., Sadayo K., Suzui S.
Second Time's the Charm? by Trace Carter reviews
In canon, Naruto joined Team Seven after his third failed attempt at the Graduation Exam, but what if he had passed earlier? This is Naruto if he was placed on a different team a year earlier. what will change and what direction will this send the Shinobi world on, now that the blond Jinchuriki graduated earlier?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Naruto U., Lee R., Tenten, Gai M.
The Legend of Zelda: Interloper of Time by Curious Kitsune654 reviews
We all know the tale of Hyrule. Evil arises, a boy clad in green wielding the sword of evil's bane appears to defeat it, the evil is sealed away, and the process repeats. But... what if hyrule was without it's green clad savior. Well thankfully the goddesses were smart enough to have a plan b "Wait, we have a plan B?" ...Never mind.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 107,648 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Saria, Naruto U.
Harry Potter rejection letters and alternative Triwizard Tournament by Anima Reader reviews
I'm joining the bandwagon. I blame Tremor230 for this.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 9/27/2019 - Harry P.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,404 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D. - Complete
The Life of PokeSexuals by yugiohfan163 reviews
My own list of chapters with trainers and Pokemon tasting the forbidden fruit. Review on who you want to see next. Co-written with GreyKing46 and other artists.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 314,703 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/1/2015
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 5,735 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Mother's Dark Love by yugiohfan163 reviews
This here is a series of oneshots where me and other authors pair several known mothers from different series with their own kids. The twist? Each mother is a yandere. So if you like both incest and yandere females, then this is the fic for you.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 122 - Words: 450,915 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/9/2014
Two for All by MrWriterWriter reviews
Growing up, Izuku would have had a great deal of problems...if not for a close friend who always had his back, even if he was a little Quirky. Badass/Symbiote!Izuku. Possible Harem. (Note: Eddie Brock himself is not in this story)
Crossover - Spider-Man & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 8/29/2019
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 7,225 - Follows: 8,189 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 7838 - Favs: 10,738 - Follows: 11,246 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8343 - Favs: 14,802 - Follows: 15,897 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Liquid Sample by An Orange Peon reviews
Over the waters of Manhattan, a living weapon is reduced to a puddle of liquid flesh by nuclear fire. In another world, a princess calls for the one who is to be her familiar. Whether through coincidence or fate, their lives are now inextricably intertwined and their destinies changed forever.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,232 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Henrietta, Alex M./Zeus
Accidental Rewrite by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being sent back to your younger self can be incredibly awkward, especially when YOU weren't the one directing the trip. However it can also provide endless opportunities to get things done right the first time and to save those you couldn't. Izuku certainly isn't complaining and neither is his girlfriend. The Villains Alliance won't know what hit them!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,023 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 12/4/2019 - Published: 11/23/2019 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Eri
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,639 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Zero Perfection by Doctor Snake Eater reviews
The Rule of Steel. The law that the Valliere must abide by. Hide your emotions. Master all your spells. Become unrivaled. Never cry. Embody perfection. "Perfection". How Louise loathed that word, as it was something she desired but could never achieve. Little did she know, she was about to summon something that wished for perfection just as much as she did. (Rated M because Cell.)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,436 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Android 16, Cell, Louise, Siesta
Institutional Missives Regarding Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry discovers that running the D.A., and then attending the Staff Awards Dinner resulted in a change to how his next academic year would be
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 162 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Devil Dog by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
First, there were the Quirks: powers and abilities manifesting in only women making them borderline superhuman. Then came the slow decline in the male children being born making it so that males counted for less than 30% of Earth's total population. Now what were to happen, either because of evolution or something else, if a male was born with a quirk? Fem!Everyone. Massive Harem.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 259 - Published: 11/7/2019 - Izuku M., 1-A Students
The Straw Hats Watch Death Battle by Isom reviews
After escaping Thriller Bark, the Straw Hats rescue a man who fell from the sky, and we don't mean Skypiea. Who is this man...and what is that mysterious box he is carrying? I do not own any One Piece characters, or anyone portrayed fighting to the death. Rated for blood, violence, and foul language...mostly from Boomstick. Enjoy!
Crossover - One Piece & Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 153,994 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 6/6/2017
Omniverse Ninja by Isom reviews
Naruto learns of a conspiracy against him after the retrieval mission. As he runs away he is picked up by a mysterious scientist, who opens up Naruto's eyes to so much more than just his world. Contains OP Naruto (of course), Super Ben (later on), Konoha getting trashed (you should expect no less) Pairing undecided.
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,273 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 7/22/2016
Crazy Loves Crazy by NeonZangetsu reviews
They say a mind is a terrible, terrible thing to lose. A mind wasted, is a horrible thing. Ha! I find I rather enjoy being insane; unfettered by petty morality and ethics, unbound by sanity, free to do whatever I please. After all, if you're crazy and in love, doesn't that make you just as crazy? NarutoxHarley Quinn. Based on and inspired by the movie Batman: Assault on Arkham!
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,431 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Harley Quinn, Naruto U.
Anthem of the Dead by NeonZangetsu reviews
Some doors should never be open. Some forces should never return. A foolish sorceress meddles with events beyond her ken and brings back a terror to the world...though not quite the terror she was expecting. Now the DC universe must contend with a prank-loving, ramen eating, womanizing blond...fresh from the dead! NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 8/6/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, Galatea
Tales of Vesperia: Legend of the Brave by Reclusive Dork reviews
At the close of the First Strike, Yuri does not return to the Zaphias lower quarter, instead deciding to travel the world for a few years. Almost three years later, he arrives at zaphias to see his old friend Flynn, only to find the lower quarter rapidly flooding. What's a man and his dog to do? Not entirely serious.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Yuri L.
Letters from Shinji by Greensword101 reviews
Shinji and Gendo exchange letters to each other.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Shinji I., Gendo I.
How Naruto Beat Pein by sheltie reviews
Basically how Naruto beat Pein. Humorous take.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Spidey Vs The Forces Of Evil by CMR Rosa reviews
It's hard enough being Spiderman on a normal day. But when he wind up hosting a magical princess from another dimension who just wants to have fun, being Spiderman goes from tough to nearly impossible. Especially once she knows your secret.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,072 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/1/2019 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, May P., Star B., Janna
The sexy Umbra wizard by Tremor230 reviews
Recovered under request of its fans after erasure (my 1st story posted here)Naruto has finally left a village that so much despised him in favour of his sister that had the Kyuubi power sealed inside her...but who are those two women saying they are Witches? and Why the Shinigami is pissed off at Minato? Both blond and Death God will have their revenge surpassing him in everything.
Crossover - Naruto & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Bayonetta - Complete
On Fortune's Wings by pain17ification reviews
Having seen how he pulled off taking a village "treasure" and how that very village treats him, the Friendly Neighborhood Gullwings decide to enlist one Naruto Uzumaki into their ranks. Adventure, danger, and excitement lay ahead of them as they explore the many Worlds, searching for the greatest treasures. What could go wrong? Maybe a lot. Naruto's involved, after all. Naru/Gulls!
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/18/2019 - Published: 11/6/2017 - [Naruto U., Yuna, Rikku, Paine]
Fire & Ice by NeonZangetsu reviews
Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Elsa always felt she had to do these things; keep up appearances for the sake of her sister, then her parents, then her kingdom. But what if she didn't have to be that perfect girl? What if she were able to let go? NarutoxElsa. First ever NarutoxFrozen crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,770 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Naruto U., Anna, Elsa
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 7,281 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Students by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Grape Squishing by Little Miss Firebright reviews
After an encounter with the mysterious villain, Biojinx, Minoru Mineta is cursed to have bad luck and randomized mortal enemies! And the worst part is, if he dies, he just comes back to life again! All sorts of terrible things are in store, but he can break free if he only becomes a quality human being. So...there's not much hope. *Serious Mineta bashing, be warned*
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,177 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Izuku M., Villain Alliance, Minoru M., 1-A Students - Complete
Naruto, Pervy Sage by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his training trip having tamed Kyuubi and killed the Akatsuki, all it cost him was Jiraiya's life, so what does he do now? Jiraiya's Will gives Naruto a new path. Super Naruto, Naru/Hina, Harem, Perviness explained in story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Total Drama: Pomewin Island by Empire-of-the-East reviews
After years of waiting, the latest season of Total Drama has returned, bringing with it contestants from seasons past. The present season though is controversial and dramatic in a way the castmates would've never expected, with their very lives on the line. They'll have to put aside the differences and confessionals in order to win a prize worth more than all the cash in the world.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,195 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Gwen, Courtney
A Kitsune Snake by ReaperOfBalance reviews
Orochimaru was cocky and prideful in his skills, but now that pride and cockiness has cost him. He tried to mark Sasuke with his Curse Seal, but he missed and marked another instead and paid the price for adding a seal to the Shinigami's. Now the person he marked is going to use this to his advantage and bring hell down on his enemies. Reasonable OP Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,620 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Naruto U.
Toxic by NeonZangetsu reviews
Love is toxic. Poisonous. Deadly. Lethal. Love takes away all reason, every semblance of self. Everything. You would kill to preserve love, do anything to protect him. Looking back, holding their little girl in her arms-she can't help but wonder. When did she fall in love with a fool like him? NarutxPoison Ivy! Based on and Inspired by the events of Batman: Assault on Arkham! AU!
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Poison Ivy, Naruto U. - Complete
Perverted Naruto by Rycott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,592 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
Legally Speaking by megamatt09 reviews
To get out of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry enlists the help of one of the most dangerous forces on the planet. An attorney. Marvel crossover, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 412 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Harry P., Albus D., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
NaruToons by pain17ification reviews
Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Samui, Shizuka, Kin T.]
Dead Man Walking by Nightmares Around Winter reviews
Death is the end of life for most, yet what if a person was giving a gamble? A deal or a bet with death itself? You can live once more, but you have to do something next to impossible. Strong Naruto. Dark-humored. M for Gore. Large Harem. Don't like, simply don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Naruto U.
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 7,881 - Follows: 8,559 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Spells of Insanity by NarutosBrat reviews
Looks like Naruto isn't the only series that my alcoholic, pothead muse dribbles about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,425 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
Dragons Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 178,531 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
God of Ramen by NeonZangetsu reviews
Before creation, there must come destruction. These words have been hammered into my head time after time; and I've got the bruises to prove it. I always believed in God, ya know? But no one told me he dressed like a clown and liked to eat noodles! This is the story of how a boy grew into a man, and how a man became a God...OF RAMEN! NarutoxVados? Harem? Pairing undecided! VOTE!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Vados, Naruto U., Ayame
Adrian's Past by Phoenix Warehouse Productions reviews
Everyone knows that Adrian has been running the show since the Warehouse first came online. But what was he doing before that though? Here we will get an inside look into the mind and past of our beloved spokesman and host. So hold on kids its going to be a wild and bumpy ride as we uncover all of Adrian's secrets and powers that he has hidden from the Vers. We own only Adrian
Crossover - RWBY & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Cinder F., Emerald S.] OC, Summer R.
RWBY Plays Yakuza 0 by Doctor Snivy reviews
After stopping Roman Torchwick at the docks and Weiss and Blake set aside their differences, the girls find themselves playing next-gen games from a friendly stranger to help hone their skills for the future. Yang decided to play a game where the fate of Kamurocho and Sotenbori rests on her and her team's shoulders. Takes place after Volume 1. (On Hiatus)
Crossover - RWBY & Yakuza - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 6/17/2017
Getting Her Back by User 627 reviews
For a genius, Naoki Irie hasn't quite learned how to think before he speaks. Driving Kotoko away with cruel words, he tries to convince himself that Kotoko is not capable of loving anyone else and things would eventually go back to normal. But his increasing time without her has made him rather paranoid and desperate. And she's going back to him, whether she likes it or not.
Itazura na Kiss - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 3/6/2016
Ornstein and Smough's Big Lordran Adventure by Dark Novelist reviews
Dragonslayer Ornstein, Executioner Smough. The deadly pair have always faithfully served as the defenders of Anor Londo and the lovely Gwynevere. But, what is the point of this endless struggle? Always being a stepping stone for the chosen undead? Or...is it all just a lie? What happens when the two golden warriors take up the chosen undead's role for themselves? Read and Review.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 13,745 - Follows: 14,910 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Broomsticks last works, uncompleted by broomstick flyer reviews
Today 22nd of March 2015 at ten am broomstick flyer, who was a wonderful woman who was loved by so many people, passed away peacefully surrounded by her family. As a sign of the respect I had for her writing talent I intend to open a new folder in which I will post the several stories she was working on. Anyone who wishes to take up her ideas is welcome to do so, just ackowledge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,671 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Hero Melromarc Needs and Deserves: Omake series by lord Martiya reviews
Non-canon and deleted scenes for "The Hero Melromarc Needs and Deserves"
Crossover - Saint Seiya & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017
Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia reviews
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Naruto U., Obito U.
The Genius of Zero by D'raekmus reviews
He wanted a vacation away from the world. She wanted a familiar. Fate works in mysterious ways as he is whisked off to the vacation of a lifetime and she gets a familiar far greater than any other... if they can take care of their differences.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,631 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman, Louise
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
You Saw Nothing by ShieldEcho reviews
Vanitas should really learn to knock.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Master Xehanort, Vanitas - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Connected Fates by MickeyMooseCaramel reviews
Sneaking into her father's treasury in search of magical items was something that Louise could never regret, not when it found her Naruto. - Originally known as 'The Two of Us'
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Naruto U., Louise
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 6,272 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Reborn through Remnant by Reflective599 reviews
After a brutal beating by cruel bigots, a young orphaned faunus is set upon by Visions of another life and another world. As he grows and adapts to his surroundings, he will prove that in Remnant, legends are not born, but Reborn. Reincarnated!Naruto. RemnantBorn!Naruto. Faunus!Naruto. Possible Harem. Naruto x Nora Valkyrie! ( On Unexpected Hiatus; NOT DEAD!)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,962 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Naruto U., Nora V., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Hunting a Swordman (rushed) by Phoenix Warehouse Productions reviews
A little Rushed. Its the first of my Jaune Arc based series. Like the Letters he left Beacon and now EVERYONE wants him back
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Rusl, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Death to the Stars by NeonZangetsu reviews
Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Naruto U., Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos, Benezia
Hogwarts Rejection Letters (Kmon13's style) by Kmon13 reviews
Various rejection letter from various families of Male and Female versions of Harry Potter from the multiverse and aftermaths... Ratings ranging from Teen - Mature.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,793 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P.
Ninjas, Supernatural, Wizards And The Group Watches The Multiverse by OverLord Wang-Yu reviews
My own take on a 'Characters from a series watches/reads fanfics about them' with a couple of twists. Due to some deals and tricks, the reluctant Group of Dimentio/Naruto, Fawful/Harry and Antasma/Issei alongside fellow Author Danmaku-OverLord, or simply D-O/DIO, have to show the canon(?) casts of the worlds they came from, including their counterparts/past selves, the Multiverses!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/26/2017 - Naruto, Harry P.
Grunkle Raditz by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Raditz would have chosen continued damnation over babysitting. Unfortunately, it wasn't his choice to make.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/16/2017 - Raditz, Pan - Complete
Everyday Life with Yanderes by scarface101 reviews
Due to unexpected circumstances and as part of the game of a pair of Goddesses... Naruto finds himself in some unusual and Krazy circumstances. Naruto x Harem. Multi-xover Warning: Yanderes (As the Title says.) Insanity, bashing and darkness later. (Adopted by Poke'boy24)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 690 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Naruto U.
100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Gilderoy L., Alastor M.
Your Prince is in Another Castle by Rassilon001 reviews
Kimihito and the myriad Monster girls who live in his home stumble across an old manual for a game he used to play, the exciting fantasy adventure of "Catacombs and Chimeras" and decide to pass an afternoon or two playing it themselves. As dice roll and random encounters begin, they're off on a quest to save their beloved Prince from the Forces of Evil and the Wicked Queen.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Centorea, Kimihito, Miia, Rachnera - Complete
Bored God of Zero by Doctor Snake Eater reviews
A millennia after his fight with Son Goku, Beerus lazes around, suffering from the agony known as boredom. Until one day, a curious little vision is imparted onto him, a dream full of wonder and delicious destruction, all revolving around a little pink haired girl.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Beerus, Louise
Uzumaki Classroom by scarface101 reviews
What would happen if Naruto requested an investigation be placed on Team 7's lax training? And what if he were assigned to a... special mission? (Heavily inspired by Mahou Sensei Negima. Not a true xover. Negima characters may appear.) Warning: Harem, some bashing, and bits of kraziness. (Please check petition on profile.) (Now Adopted by We Are The Final Shadow)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,081 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
From Zero to Infinity by Nitramy reviews
When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,194 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Louise, Lordgenome
Strawberry Wine by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship and must deal with his Summer Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Rise Of The Moon Guardian by Noctus Of The Thousand Blades reviews
From the Lands of Hyrule rises an ancient power. long thought lost and sealed away by the goddesses. now it makes its return. but the question becomes, what will the power become? and what of the one who wields it? will he follow the path of his ancestors and become the Hero? or will he let his past and newfound power cloud his mind, and become the Villain?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 4/14/2015 - [Naruto U., Midna, Zelda, Kaguya Ō.]
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 628 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Dragon Flaps Its Wings by Akaluan reviews
If a butterfly flapping its wings can create a hurricane, then what's the result of a dragon flapping its wings? Uryuu finds himself tumbling backwards to a beginning he wasn't even aware of, and refuses to sit idly by. Time Travel, AU of Dragon Eclipse.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Uryuu I., Zangetsu
Naruto: Black Baron of Suna by Tremor230 reviews
AU, OOC, Genderbent Pairing(FemGaara, FemKankurou,Temari)Summary: When Minato was about to seal away the Kyuubi, a rude, vulgar Baron Samedi appeared to give to him and his wife a second chance as parents/guardian of the baby, the first Necromancer to appear after millenniums! how will the Elemental Nation fare against such ancient power? read and you'll know. Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,347 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Soul Reaper L'cie by TheRealMcLovin reviews
It's been six months since the Thousand Year Blood War ended and Ichigo finds himself plagued by strange dreams of a silver haired boy and pink-haired young woman. Now, with his memories as Hope Estheim awakened, he finds himself on call once more, this time to save his old home. How will his friends react to his return from the dead? Find out in The Soul Reaper L'cie!
Crossover - Bleach & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 1/12/2015
Yandere Goddess by User 627 reviews
Naruko is the daughter of Kami. What if Sasuke committed one act of kindness? He suddenly wakes up in Heaven with Naruko claiming him to be hers. He doesn't like it one bit. How's he going to get out of this one?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,787 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
My Brother, the Hero: Version 2-point-0h by FalconLux reviews
AU - It's hard when your brother's the Boy-Who-Lived. This is the story of the "other brother", and how he ended up wearing this nifty skull mask! - Twin!Harry Darkish!Sarcastic!Slytherin!Harry – No Child Abuse! – This will be Harry/Voldemort or Voldemort/Harry *shrugs*, but not for quite a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,458 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M., Severus S.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Making Things Right by sappy3 reviews
The Dursleys are making Harry's life horrible and some wizards and witches will not stand for it. Craziness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Harry P.
Lazos Perdidos by Vahn 187 reviews
Todos los que conocen la historia de Naruto Uzumaki, saben lo importante que es para él sus amigos, sus promesas y sueños; mas una revelacion le demostrara que el tiene un fuerte lazo que lo une a aquello que mas añoraba y necesito, una famila que lo ama, y amigos que aun estan a espera de su regreso; solo que ellos, son aun mas diferentes de lo que cualquiera se imaginaria
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 518,359 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014
Make Love Not War by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has come up with an interesting way to solve his problems by Christmas of Fifth Year. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Voldemort - Complete
69 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by darkpothead reviews
Title says it all. A series of one-shots on different ways to kill Ronald Weasley. I've seen these types of stories around before and figured I'd give it a go. Rated M for language, acts of violence, and probably sexual content in the future. Ron bashing, obviously, but it's all over the top and meant to be funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
A Queens' Resolve by Vanitus Omnipotent reviews
What if Jack Atlas was a female and Yusei found out? Also: yugiohfan163 co wrote this story as well.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Yūsei F., Jack A.] - Complete
Rewriting History by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto goes back in time. Though he won't be going back as himself since the time in which he will enter will be before his birth. He has been tasked by the Shinigami with fixing the future by repairing the past around a crucial moment during the Second Shinobi War. Preventing the Uzumaki Clan's destruction. Minor Bleach crossover. Very minor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Seeds of Lemons by LoverofLemon reviews
After falling into a hole in his room, Naruto finds a garden that grow special lemons that, when eaten, makes the females give Naruto some "lemons". NarutoxHarem. (Sadly Up for Adoption)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,222 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Naruto U.
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
A Flyin' Rat? How's That Workin' Out For Ya? by Manchester reviews
A hardened Slayer veteran gleefully takes the opportunity to do some serious messing with the head of a costumed guy who clearly has no clue at all about vamps and the other supernatural crap.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Pokemon Of Zero by Trace Carter reviews
Louise summons a certain cute pink pokemon. She got what she asked for in a way.
Crossover - Pokémon & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Mew, Louise
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
Fate truly is bizarre by blackflamealvitr reviews
Stands. What are they really. They are a persons guardian. They may not seem like much, yet they wield powers that people could only dream of. So the question you have to ask is what would happen if a Kid had a stand that could use all the stands, do to the world, whether they are normal or supernatural?
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/22/2015 - H. Issei, OC, 666/Trihexa
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 7,993 - Follows: 6,287 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Dollmaker by scarface101 reviews
What if Naruto discovered a 'Workshop' and found his calling in the art of Dollmaking? Dark story. Dark Naruto x harem. Bashing too so no complaints. You were fairly warned. (Up for adoption.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Messenger of Hope by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Nozomi Kamikaze is the fastest Shinobi Courier in the Elemental Countries. But she leads a double life. Her birth name is Naruko Uzumaki, jinchuriki of he Nine Tailed Fox...and the summoner of the fabled Chaos Sages. But after the Academy Exam, Naruko says is enough is enough and finally leaves her life as Naruko for good. Now Nozomi is taking the Shinobi Continents by storm.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Naruko U.
Maelstrom of the Void by Yuuki Riko reviews
I am a new writer and I am not very good at summary yet so please just take a peek.
Crossover - Naruto & Mondaijitachi ga Isekai kara Kuru sou desu yo? - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Naruto U., Yō K., Shiroyasha, Leticia D.
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 8,842 - Follows: 6,496 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Plot Bunny Storage by Laume reviews
Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,588 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/17/2007
Harry Potter the Undead Slayer by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry Potter had disappeared from Privet Drive before Petunia had ever woken in the morning. Now thirteen years later his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. What will the Wizarding World think of a Harry Potter raised by a civilization thought lost to tragedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,960 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Second Life Second Fight by SevenKings reviews
Prophecy? Check. Old senile man trying to control said prophecy? Check. All we need now is a paedophiliac sn... Damn it, it's the Elemental Nations all over again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,448 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney Loops by OathToOblivion reviews
Based off of Innortal's Loops as well as Saphroneth's MLP Loops. What happens when our favorite Defense Attorney and friends join the Infinite Loops? "OBJECTION!" Now with Professor Layton Loops as well!
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,030 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, H. Layton
Final Fantasy Loops: Dawn of Souls by OathToOblivion reviews
The Worlds of the Final Fantasies have joined the Infinite Loops. What will happen in these most finest of fantasies? This is in I-VI because there is no category for all of FF, which kind of stinks.
Crossover - X-overs & Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Cecil, Terra, Bartz, Firion
Kingdom Hearts Zero by Brandon Service reviews
The origins of the legendary Keyblade Master, Mickey Mouse. Follow his very first adventure across the many worlds of Disney, fighting off foes both familiar and new.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2015
My Master by everwinter-brody reviews
Louise gets a familiar... but oh crap what a familiar! No pairings, was just a whim! CHAPTER 5 IS UP!
Crossover - Hellsing & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Alucard
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
The Not So Great Idea by Darth-Vulturnus reviews
Harry vanished as a young child and now, right before Hogwarts, desperate plots are in motion to get him back. Unfortunate, Dumbledore and Voldemort forgot to take a few things into account when retrieving Harry from the Multiverse. Inspired by "The Many Potters of Little Hangleton" Sporadic updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
Intent by CakeTops reviews
Magic is about intent; so when Harry unconsciously starts pouring magic in to his cooking, he creates something magical no one can resist. At 16, despite being the owner of a 5 star restaurant, his life is normal…until Tony Stark appears with his band of misfits and refuses to leave. Gods, magic, prophecies, bonds, Harry's life will never be the same ever again. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,698 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: After Stories by OverLord Wang-Yu reviews
Project Idea: What happened to the human turned Pokemon protagonist of Mystery Dungeon after completing his/her mission of saving the world and returning to their original world? What if that protagonist was a character from another Anime/Manga/Game/Media/etc? Well, Here You Go! Accepting Requests. Mostly One-Shots.
Crossover - X-overs & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015
From a Logical Point of View by Gooseberry Jam reviews
Wizards are not known for thinking logically. Luckily Harry and Hermione were raised in the muggle world and have as such been surrounded by logic their whole lives. Here they put their ability to think logically to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
Rise of the Spirit Monk by Milennial reviews
An empire ruled by an iron fist, treachery spanning decades and restless souls stalking the lands. Never did Naruto imagine to land in such a world, but he is not about to let that stop him. Be it spirits, demons or assassins, many will try to hinder his journey on the road that will change the fate of many...for better or worse. ABANDONED
Crossover - Naruto & Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Naruto U.
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
The Hero of Louise by wyldecolt reviews
Louise summons a heroic wolf
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 77,427 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Link, Louise
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Wizard Oaths are Stupid by Smileyfax reviews
Nine ways wizard oaths would have completely derailed the plotline if they were an actual canon thing. Friends don't let friends make wizard oaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 1,416 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy II: Prodigal Son by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
The much anticipated sequel to Prodigy. James and Andron, our returning heroes, attempt to discover the origin of magic. They encounter new science, new magic, and old habits along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Harry P., OC, Albus D.
Oh Lord, Dear Lord, I WANT THAT PLATINUM! by ShieldEcho reviews
Dumb oneshot in which Sora and Goofy argue about Gummi Ship missions and everything is extremely meta.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Revolutionary Girl Luna by Luan Mao reviews
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Evangelion Time Loop: The First Crash by Leviticus Wilkes reviews
When Gendo ended up in the Time Loops, Shinji was content to let Asuka and Kaoru abuse him. But when Gendo starts to show signs of breaking, Shinji decides to help him, by recalling the time he broke: The First Crash. Themes of suicide.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Asuka L. S., Kaworu N., Rei A., Shinji I.
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 5,731 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Hunt by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,741 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 702 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
Harry Potter: King of Sand by Master of the elements reviews
What if Harry knew he was special from a young age, what if the sand protected him because of it? What if he discovered a certain comic that could help him control his powers easier? follow Harry with powers of Naruto World!HarryxHarem Dumbledore/Bashing Ron/Bashing Gaaraish Harry!NO YAOI!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
Broken by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot that takes place after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 329 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Dear Death Eaters by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Sequel to Dear Student, Dear Order and Dear D.A.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 308 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gura Gura no Naruto by Kurogane7 reviews
Naruto has found the Gura Gura no Mi after summoning Gamabunta, and has chosen to take the Shinobi Nations by storm with his own crew of pirates. Rated M for later chapters. Gura Gura no Naruto/Harem, almost everyone in Konoha bashed.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Dear Order Members by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore is tired of the order members childish antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Albus D.
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Shepard
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
On a Pale Broomstick by Hamm On Wry reviews
Following his fifth year and Sirius’ death, the abuse at the Dursley’s ratchets up until Harry is no longer able to bear the burden and decides to end it all. As usual, the Potter factor makes for a grand screw-up. HP/LL Xover Incarnations of Immortality
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 1,370 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Weasley Potion Muddle by Scott the Wanderer reviews
For those of us who thought that more than half the Weasley relationships were caused by Amortentia, but still believe they are good people at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
All sorts by broomstick flyer reviews
Bits and pieces that we either never developed, cut from stories, or simply gave up on. Ideas we lost interest. some similar pieces, parts we have decided to post. If you want to borrow any of them to use then do so with our blessings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,155 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Brother, The Hero by FalconLux reviews
It's hard when your brother's the Boy-Who-Lived. This is the story of the "other brother", and how he ended up wearing this nifty skull mask! - Twin!Harry Darkish!Sarcastic!Slytherin!Harry – No Child Abuse! – PreSLASH, leading toward an HP/LV pairing - WARNING: THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN - SEE NOTE IN CH. 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Going Back Doesn't Sound So Bad! by Tremor230 reviews
AU! OOC! A classic "time travel fic" who am I to not try this? Summ: In order to fix few mistakes in their youth the Golden Trio of Hogwarts decided to made the unthinkable, going back in time! follow them as they revolutionize those seven years with the right knowledge at their disposal. Rated M just in case, please read the small A/N at the beginning and end. First Hp fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,106 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 5,552 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Inuloops by Star Fata reviews
Time keeps resetting itself. Kagome is aware of this- and pretty bored after a while. Set in the Infinite Loops.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,155 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Realisation by loverofeevee reviews
Harry wakes up one morning with the sudden realization. A little bit of swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Kumo's Black Fox by Burning Shadow Wolf reviews
Naruto is chased from the village at a young age. Found by Darui and Killer Bee watch as he grows into the legend he was always meant to be. The world will cower before the Black Fox. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,079 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
The Elemental Casanova by reallyfreakingnerdy reviews
Inspired by The First Male Nin. Massive harem, massive genderbends. After an attempt on his life Naruto finds himself gifted with new powers in a world dominated by women. Watch Naruto conquer the kunoichi world (in more ways than one) on his journey to legend as the Elemental Casanova! First fanfic so constructive criticism welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6438 - Favs: 12,494 - Follows: 8,424 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Two Cats and a Fox by Tremor230 reviews
Rated M, Something different! after the final battle against Obito, Naruto ends in the after-life where he will finally rest in peace, but the Shinigami has a problem that he wish being solved by the blond, in exchange Naruto will get a new life, did he accept? OF COURSE! the only problem is that the place where he is being sent is...slightly different from what he was used to see
Crossover - SWAT Kats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Callie B., Felina F., Naruto U.
A Familiar Assortment by BackwardsHazard reviews
It was bound to happen I suppose. Inspired by Corvus no Genmu's 'The Familiars of Zero' and my little romp through Familiar of Zero one-shots, snippets and Abridgelets(coined). Will cover more than just "Louise summons X Familiar"
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,070 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Louise
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Search for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack by JackPotr reviews
After the final battle with Luna taking control. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 167 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Saiyan Birds and Bees by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Naruto: the new Snake of the Leaf by usuallyforgotten reviews
Naruto during the Orochimaru attack gets bitten rather than sasuke and through the shiki fuin sealing unknown 'evil' chakra's Orochimaru is absorbed body and soul. Dark naruto fic naruharem M for language and possibly SC. challenge from tremor230's profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/24/2014
More one shots by broomstick flyer reviews
Another assortment of stories that never got past the initial idea, some are Okay others maybe a little better, I hope you enjoy them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,199 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oban in the Infinite by Star Fata reviews
Time goes on- until it goes back again. Molly- welcome to the Infinite Loops! Time loop fic. Molly keeps waking up in Stern, the day she ran away. Watch what she gets up to!
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Molly/Eva W.
The Nano-fic by Make FFN Sensible Again reviews
Tremor230 thinks he can write the world's shortest fanfic. Here's a nice slice of Murkrow pot pie he can eat. Note: If this is against the guidelines, please let me know and I'll take it down.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Electrode/Marumine
Alternate Veil Scene by Mullkkkkkk reviews
Oneshot, what could have happened at the Veil... not to be taken Siriusly- I mean seriously. Rated for mention of Playboy magazine
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 406 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
When Common Sense Dances by The Lonely God With a Box reviews
Harry reports for a detention with Snape, and receives an unexpected assignment. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Rainbow Connection by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
Expectations by FalconLux reviews
What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 323 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lemon Chronicles: Interludes by stormarrow reviews
Any and all one-shots that I do. Naru/whatever girl happens to catch my fancy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Lemon Chronicles: Days of Peace by stormarrow reviews
The Elemental Nations are finally at peace. A 17 year old Sakura wished to properly repay her blond teammate for all he's done for her, not knowing her plan will effect so many of her fellow kunoichi. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by stormarrow reviews
Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Super Date by megamatt09 reviews
People think Harry doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball. They're wrong.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,940 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 646 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 1,831 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 8,906 - Follows: 2,489 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Too Far by FalconLux reviews
AU set post-6th Year – Albus goes too far, and Harry's had enough. After reading some really angsty marriage-law fics, this drabble gave me tremendous satisfaction to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Beauty of a Full Moon by Ares.Granger reviews
"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,350 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Fenrir G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Relentless Pursuit by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot dealing with after the war. Too much will spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy: Prisoner of Azkaban Edition by Centralia Currie reviews
Lucius Malfoy is keeping a diary again. Read all about his Muggle TV obsessions, superhero fetishes, and confusion over his cousin-in-law's escape from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
Honest Trailers: Harry Potter by CarlitosLover reviews
The students of Hogwarts, at the end of first term feast of Harry Potter's fifth year, watch a video that Dumbledore shows without explanation, and are greeted with laughter, sadness, ridicule, and confusion. Taken from the Honest Trailer: Harry Potter by Screen Junkies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 173 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
A Shocking Surprise For Two by turbomagnus reviews
Kakashi goes hunting Naruto when he doesn't come back after storming out of Tazuna's, Zabuza goes hunting Haku when she doesn't return from gathering plants, the two find each other instead and prepare to fight... FemHaku/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Haku, Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
A smart Harry's reaction to the prophecy and other funny one-shots by O.W.L.'s and N.E.W.T.'s reviews
I know that the wizarding world was panicking and they were afraid of Voldemort but the prophecy wasn't exact this story is about how a smart Harry would have reacted to hearing the prophecy and other things that would have happened had Harry been smart
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Master of Death's Second Chance by Selacha reviews
RE-EDIT. Through inheritance, conquest and random chance, Harry Potter is the Master of Death. And Death is not pleased about that. After revealing how his life has been manipulated by those he trusted, Death gives Harry another chance to get it right. Follow along as Harry rewrites destiny itself to get the perfect ending to his story. Super!Harry. HarryXMulti. AD!RW!MW!SS!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Anko's Apprentice by Yamamato reviews
The Chunin Exams would have ended a lot differently if Anko had been Naruto's teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Descent of Monsters by Akaluan reviews
What cost the loss of mortality upon ascending to the position of Capsuleer? When death is nothing but a minor set-back, a pebble in the road of life that now stretches on for an infinity of infinities, how does one cope with the loss of others? Deep in our hearts, we are all monstrous to behold.
EVE Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Complete
The Infinite Loops: Miscellaneous Compilations by RPMasterweaver reviews
Yggdrassil, the magitech world tree computer that runs the multiverse, has been damaged. In order to keep everything from falling apart while they fix things, the admins have put every reality into a time loop. These are the stories of those who inhabit the loops... well, those that don't already have their own stories, anyway.
Crossover - X-overs & Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/13/2014
Death's Master by ChildOfBalance reviews
Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Binding of Zero by Zephyer12 reviews
Louise is pulled into a strange and terrible world, left to fend for herself. What will she do? Will she survive?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2013
His Choice by Ares.Granger reviews
Oneshot, absurd, ridiculous story. Harry has to have sex to defeat Voldemort (to be fair, I already said it's absurd and ridiculous) and the adults in his life as usual make the decisions. This time Harry stands up for himself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 314 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Mess With Harry Potter Sir by JackPotr reviews
Just a little idea of what should have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 333 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Chocolate by NeonZangetsu reviews
He was so pure and sweet. Like chocolate; she'd never thought to meet someone like him in all her life. Never thought to fall in love with him, let alone even consider marrying him. Yet all these things happened, in the span of only a few days. Yes, he was pure and sweet like Chocolate. Just like chocolate when she loved him the most...he melted away. NarutoxStocking. Complete!
Crossover - Naruto & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 330 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Stocking A. - Complete
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Usurper of Victory by The Hero of the End reviews
Louise wanted a strong, wise, divine familiar. Hmm lets see. Strong (check). Wise (hmm in battle check). Divine (CHECK). The world of Halgekina better brace their seats because Kusanagi Godou the 7th Campione has arrived. Let's see how those nobles deal with a damn divine royalty. Note this is a god fic galore where Godou will just pown his enemies. Die nobles die. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 811 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Louise, K. Godou
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
A king with no heart by V3n3ficus reviews
Naruto gained a strange power only hours after his birth. How will being king of the heartless change the events of the world? Read and find out! Strong Naruto! Darker Naruto! NarutoxHarem?
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 236 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinji's Angels by Calanor reviews
Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,195 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Armisael
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Zero for Zero by willyolioleo reviews
You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Louise, Zer0
Addition by AKAAkira reviews
He wasn't "wise", exactly. He was as far from "sacred" as it could get. And the next person who dares to call him "beautiful" was going to get a foot in the face (aside from the ladies, of course). But he WAS powerful, and after a life as the "Zero", Louise would settle for one out of four with everything she had.
Crossover - One Piece & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sanji, Louise
Harry Potter and the Luck Potion by Spiny Norman reviews
How does this "Liquid Luck" (felix felicis) work, and why don't we see (or use) more of it? Probably because using luck, a time machine, or say, a machine gun would make the story really really short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Horace S. - Complete
Don't Say His Name! by Rebonack7 reviews
Dumbledore is a few minutes late for the Underage Magic trial during Year 5. Finding himself alone against the Wizengamot, Harry decides to use a most unconventional method of defense. Inspired by a certain famous comedy sketch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Zero's Wild Card by Stormedge reviews
In which the Courier, ruler of Vegas, becomes the familiar of Louise the Zero. Trapped in a world he knows nothing about and bound to a girl with a list of issues longer than his arm, the Courier must adapt to survive. Or perhaps the world will have to adapt to him. Either way, the chips are down now. Halkeginia will never be the same. WildCard!Courier
Crossover - Fallout & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,658 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Courier, Louise
Dark Magic by rojekera reviews
The effect a scared Harry had at the 1991 opening feast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Emma's Plan by losthpfanficwriter reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Triwizard Muddle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate universe. Humour. Voldemort's agent at Hogwarts was far more successful in confusing the Goblet of Fire than he had intended. Glimpses of the Triwizard Tournament between the moment Harry Potter's name is announced as the Champion for Durmstrang and the end of the first task.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The Fox of Megakat City by sageof6way reviews
Naruto dies taking down the Juubi and is given life by Kami pairing is Felina/ Naruto Story inspired by Tremor230. The story is in my faviortes. This story will have lemon not all lemons. Half the chapter warning in the chapters
Crossover - SWAT Kats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Felina F., Naruto U.
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme! STORY DEAD
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Explanations Work Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Time Travel by Tekecar reviews
In which an eighth hundred years old Harry Potter finds himself in the past just as Voldemort is about to kill his young self, of course, he can't allow that, not because it's the right thing to do but simply because he wants to have some fun playing with good old Tom Riddle. Oh, and he somehow end's up married to Bellatrix, it's an odd situation. Really. Total Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Ghostly Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 338 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Familiars of the Void by Redrover117 reviews
Following Naruto's defeat of Pein he is summoned to Tristain without warning by none other than the lovely Tiffania. New friends and old enemies surface as the factions of three worlds collide and history takes a much stranger turn. This is a Harem fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,889 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U., Tiffania - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 285 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Boy' Elf: Familiars of Zero by HellKing666 reviews
Boredom. That word is known by any person in the world, people think of it as idleness, others as too much work and also some think of it as too much normal life. Harry James Potter was bored of his life, which was by no means normal. So what if he finds another adventure, in the form of a green portal? Harry/Siesta/Henrietta paring, Weasley and Louise Bashing. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,504 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Siesta
Taking Control of His Life by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto takes control of his life after Tsunade tries to take it away from him for the sake of happiness. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 361 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Deal by EJ Daniels reviews
Having had more than enough of his life, Harry Potter decided to broker the deal of the ages! What's Britain when compared to his life after all? – This is a piece of crackfic which is only meant to be humorous and nothing more. If you're looking for good writing, a solid plot line and developed characters…look elsewhere. You've been warned. Read at your own risk! - EJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The advantages of forked tongues by Thedragonhugger reviews
I really don't know why this happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Starting Over by JackPotr reviews
Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't let go. There are a lot of twists and turns along with several surprises thrown in. Basically a story of two people who have lost too much and need something new and fun in their lives. Harry/Andi/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Andromeda T. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 1,383 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 487 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 769 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 324 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
Fallen Phoenix by HufflepufflikeSlytherin reviews
The manipulations of Albus Dumbledore have gone too far this time. An abused, seven year old Harry Potter is left, beaten in his cupboard. Cue Severus Snape. Dumbledore/Weasley bashing. Abused!Harry. Severus/Harry Mentorfic. Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,774 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P.
Weapon nXt by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU: A story filled with fourth wall breakage, lemons, gore, and random outbursts. Ladies and gentlemen, the Naruto/Deadpool you've all been waiting for! Please enjoy and review. This is just for fun peeps, but there is a plot later on! INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 1,744 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certainly Pissed Off Accelerator by UglyFingers reviews
Accelerator died and went to hell... or not! Slight F/SN reference/crossover
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,931 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Louise, Accelerator
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: First Samurai of Konoha by Kurogane7 reviews
Three years after the incident at the Valley of the End, Naruto returns to Konoha after training under Mifune and getting the meitou Shuusui from him. Watch as he brings the samurai back into the Elemental Nations. Samurai Naruto/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012
Layin' Down the Law by Nuclear Bacon reviews
Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Uzumaki Fiend by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is betrayed after the Sasuke retrieval mission. He escaped, but just barely while losing an eye in the process. He makes it to Konoha where a sword of incredible power is found and a new destiny unfolds before him. Small crossover with Ninja Gaiden in terms of weapons and few characters.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,660 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taming the Beast by rantnrave09 reviews
Oneshot. Happens after the 4th shinobi world war. Naruto is a beast and Tsunade is going to tame him. rewrite of xeaMzx's omake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Zwei by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Brago wasn't the only mamodo with the power of gravity. There was another, more powerful Mamodo who could create a well to draw in damage and ability without flinching. Her name is Zwei. Zwei has trouble finding a partner...until she goes to England and runs into a wizard. Now Harry is in for the fight of the century! Too bad people think he's the Mamodo!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 410 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saiyan Ninja by holymarine reviews
Naruto is the youngest son of King Vegeta. Experimented he turns immortal. Before planet Vegeta's destruction, he and another Saiyan with pink hair escape. And find themselves on a planet of Ninja. Naru/Saku. Sasuke Bashing
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,450 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U.
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 8,955 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mischief Managed by HighValour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Completely Bludgered by Polydicta reviews
Ron & Ginny have been caught dosing Harry and Hermione with love potions. Hermione decides that she wants to try to become a beater … using a couple of very special bludgers. Weasley bashing. Ginny POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto the Ultimate Lifeform by Isom reviews
After the VOTE Naruto is taken by a Galvin. He undergoes an operation adn becomes the ultiamte life form. Strong/Godlike Naruto, Sasuke, minor Sakura bash. Naruto/crossover harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ben T. - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
Naruto of the Apocalypse by VFSNAKE reviews
Title says it all. Crossover with X-Men Evolution, but only paritally. JUST READ!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,380 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spitfire by NeonZangetsu reviews
She was always tempestuous, even for a woman. Like a wildfire. Like a flame. Passionate. Rash. Unpedictable. Maybe that's why he's fallen in love with her; with his master, with this spitfire who loves him so very, very much. NarutoxKirche. Fluff! Oneshot!
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 311 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U., Kirche - Complete
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 7,315 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
I've Heard Enough by Thaeonblade reviews
Nerv's Sub-Commander is pushed to his limit during a conversation with his former student and...snaps. Features: Over-the-top-character deaths and shameless fanservice
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Kouzou F., Gendo I.
It's Showtime! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Everyone claims the Kyuubi is a demon or a sentient mass of chakra. But what if it was something else, or more specificly, someone else? Someone with a pinstripe suit and a taste for pranks and beetles? M for crude and perverted humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 6,640 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 667 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 10,942 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto: Emperor of the Western Elemental Empire by VFSNAKE reviews
Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,239 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Henrietta's Victory by GatsuBerk reviews
A simple vision of what could have happen. Has nothing to do with Discarded. Based on events that didn't happen in Canon so don't cry if you don't like. First published Lemon. May or May not have Sequel or more chapters. More than likely wont.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Saito, Henrietta - Complete
Eva Bravo by Zentrodie reviews
When he was dropped into the Sea of Dirac, Shinji went someplace nobody could have predicted and when he came back he wasn't alone
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,796 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Shinji I.
Legacy of Darth Plagueis The Wise by VFSNAKE reviews
Sidious killed Darth Plagueis. That is all we know. But what if the Sith Lord did not go quietly like Sidious thought. What if his spirit lived? What if he found a new apprentice in the form of one Uzumaki Naruto? What if he found the perfect apprentice?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,191 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
They Thought Wrong by VFSNAKE reviews
They thought I was theirs to command. They thought I was uner their thumb. They thought I was their weapon to use whenever they want. They...thought...wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Surprise! by T.E.Rose reviews
A lemon featuring Tsunade, Naruto and Shizune. Hope you all enjoy. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 322 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Submission King by VFSNAKE reviews
Humor based harem fic you'll love. I hope anyway. Name may change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,987 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Revenge by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. After returning Uchiha Sasuke to the village, Naruto is attacked by an angry mob. Sick and tired of their treatment, he leaves the village behind, swearing revenge on all those that have wronged him: lucky for him, Kyuubi's more than willing to lend a hand. Godlike!Naruto. Multiple crossovers. Warning: Expect a few cliches.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,131 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Kitsune Sith Lord by VFSNAKE reviews
Sasuke tries to kill Naruto after defeating him at the VotE by setting him on fire. Naruto calls upon a power that will change his life and take him beyond anything he's ever known when brought to seve the Sith Empire. His new name? Veradun Malgus.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,369 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger by Lady Avotil reviews
Harry leads the life of a slave. What will happen when one of Gotham's most infamous villains decides to barge into his life? Can Hogwarts handle a Harry raised by none other than the Joker? Be prepared for madness and insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P.
Revenge of the Jinchuriki by VFSNAKE reviews
A Dark NarutoxStar Wars crossover two-shot. You'll like it...I hope.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Justice and Vengeance by VFSNAKE reviews
A much different take on how Naruto reacts to learning his Father is the Yondaime after Pein's attack failed. Dark, angry, and volent Naruto. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 263 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Don't Really Need Protection by Illiandyandra reviews
All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 308 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 278 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 998 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 227 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4380 - Favs: 11,545 - Follows: 4,622 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Demon Fox of Middle Earth by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke at the VotE. Our favorite blonde reveals a startling truth to Sasuke before they clash. The combined attacks open a dimensional portal that sends Naruto to another realm. The realm...of Middle Earth. Rated T for now may change to M.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Again? Hell, NO! But by Mariann's reviews
My take on a "Harry goes back" story. Hopefully not cliché. Pairings H/HR SB/RL and many others, as they come up in the story. Nothing graphic. Political utopia. Mostly fun and light-hearted, since I don't like angst and too much drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 112,213 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
One Step Further by Peachy Hikaru reviews
Louise sees Saito kissing Siesta... or is he? Jealous, she runs back to her dorm and he follows... things heat up from there. LEMON! My first attempt at one, please R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Louise, Saito - Complete
Digital Love by gunman reviews
STORY REPOSTED! The Magi Computer takes on a life of it's own, and works towards making Shinji their own as well. The Original Shinji/Magi story.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Shinji I.
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 12,857 - Follows: 5,623 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Words Have Meaning by Corwalch reviews
AU of Harry's reaction to when Dumbledore told him about Prophecy during OotP. This could be considered a "How It Might've Gone" story, but I feel it stands alone. This one is also a little darker than my usual stories. Note This is a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 251 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 933 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 312 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 908 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 778 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Price Of Fame by gunman reviews
Seven years after leaving Tokyo-3, Asuka has become a world-famous celebrity. Now, lonely and bitter, a friend from the past has come to save her from the life she thought she wanted. One-shot. Story edited: 7-18-10.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Kyuubi Predator by VFSNAKE reviews
No real summary. Title says it all. Naruto become a Predator, but that's all I will say.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,877 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why Should I? by opopanax reviews
Oneshot, for now. Harry explains to the Headmasster why he won't fight Voldemort. Set in Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9648 - Favs: 25,929 - Follows: 10,417 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete
Omni Law by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. A scene from a different Triwizard shows a realistic reaction to a Powerful!Harry. Crossover with the Marvel Universe. Rated M for profanity and drug use.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
Nothing Works by Xelan reviews
Albus has always meddled in things that were none of his business, but now he finds himself in over his head in the face of Fate and Hermione Granger. Meddle not in the affairs of Hermione Granger, for you are old and have a heart condition. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 1,341 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 609 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 536 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Poor Harry gets the talk! more than once! by XspriteyX reviews
Harry's friends, family, and enemies decided they shood enlighten him on the facts of life! Not sure why i wrote this, will hopefully be a laugh review and let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
Threesome by Remenants reviews
FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 12,053 - Follows: 4,911 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wesker's Second Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing Resident Evil 5 and isn't too pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed second letter to Capcom.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 249 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
The Not So Black Letters: Negotiation by Amber Akasha reviews
This is a bonus chapter, featuring the negotiation between Harry and Voldemort from TNSBL, answering to the questions many people have posed: How did Harry join Voldemort? Why did Voldemort agree to take him in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Not So Black Letters by Amber Akasha reviews
Harry sends a surprising letter to Headmaster Dumbledore. He's joined Voldemort. What Dumbledore doesn't understand is why Harry has to keep sending him mail... Mail that reads itself aloud. During breakfast. At the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D.
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 518 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha: The EroSannin by Brim Wraith reviews
Jiraiya is in a writing funk and needs new ideas when he overhears an interesting conversation. Tsunade doesn't believe Naruto when he says the fox prevents him from getting drunk so he can out drink her leading to a bet. Naruto/Tsunade oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 246 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 256 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Wesker's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Wesker has finished playing RE Code: Veronica X and he is not pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed letter to Capcom. Also mentions RE4 and 5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
The Note by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione Granger was a little worried about the best friend she had not seen for some time. She had moved to a flat with Ron and gotten engaged and Harry Potter had not turned up at either event. She finds a note that leads to the reason he was absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 224 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
My Wife The First by gunman reviews
Ritsuko and Fuyutsuki manipulate events to stop Third Impact, and start by getting Shinji and Rei married!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A.
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 5,820 - Follows: 1,518 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
What Kind of Sickness is This? by Lord Raa reviews
OOC AU parody wrongness from your fiend, Lord Raa. It's not literature, folks, so don't expect much.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/26/2005
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,162 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Special Day by muishiki reviews
Third Impact had the power to change the world. Sometimes, nice guys can come out on top if they are willing to use a bit of that power to get what you really want. Spamfic. Shiji-Rei
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Leon's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
The 'real' Leon finished playing the game and is not satisfied with the way some of the events were portrayed. Read his angry letter to Capcom. Language, sexual references.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Leon S. K. - Complete
Consequences by True Dawn reviews
Why should I fight for a world that will not fight for themselves?" Harry has a very different reaction to hearing the prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Evas XLR by Xerxez reviews
Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 378 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 278 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Guardian III: The Reaction by Zarathustra46 reviews
The final story in the The Christmas Guardian: Watcher in the Shadows series. Dumbledore's reaction to Severus adopting Harry during Christmas break when Albus wasn't in the castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 223 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 767 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Guardian II by Zarathustra46 reviews
Severus and the teachers decide to take matters into their own hands when Dumbledore leaves the castle for the holidays. Sequel to A Christmas Guardian I:Watcher in the Shadows - read that first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,482 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Icha Icha: Flower Petals by NarutosBrat reviews
It's a oneshot, about Naruto and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
HP's Rules for Life: The Revised Version by peppymint reviews
Goes with my story Escaping his Fate. Pretty Obvious what it is about. List updated April 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 711 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Christmas Guardian I: Watcher in the Shadows by Zarathustra46 reviews
Snape melts into the shadows as he overhears Harry tell Ron how he shouldn't complain. A prompt from KimSpiritTalks. Sequels are A Christmas Guardian and A Christmas Guardian: The Reaction
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 1,722 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 1,447 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 5,583 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters from Boy by AM8211 reviews
A phoenix delivers letters from a young harry trapped in the Dursleys abuse. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 289 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 7,846 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 393 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 1,365 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Something About Naruto by Chronos Astral reviews
The powers from above have granted Naruto a blessing. One that ensured that he would be loved by those around him. They messed up though and now Naruto must endure the love and affection of everyone! [Naruto x Lots of Girls and Guys] [No actual Yaoi!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U.
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 419 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Drunken Asuka by gunman reviews
Asuka gets drunk and confronts everyone about her problems with them, including Kaji and Shinji.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Drunken Rei by gunman reviews
Rei gets drunk and seduces Shinji.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An AU to End All AUs by Dark-Plague2863 reviews
Take 1 night's boredom, far more soda than one should drink, and 2 hours of anime. Stir with conveniently placed keyboard until pasty thick... or something to that effect. ONESHOT
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Gendo I. - Complete
Tearing Down by gunman reviews
When Shinji dies fighting the 3rd Angel, Yui comes back and tears Gendo a new one for what he did. Oneshot. Warning: adult language.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Shinji I., Yui I. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 237 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Clones and I by gunman reviews
Shinji lives with Rei and her 'sisters' in different ways. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 592 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Poker Night by gunman reviews
The group plays poker and Shinji gets even.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Shinji I. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Search for the DADA Professor by NeoSapien reviews
Dumbledore's not-so-epic interview process for the next in a long, long, long line of DADA Professors continues. Will they be female? Male? Or... something ELSE?!?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/19/2001
The Dark Lord Support Group by NeoSapien reviews
Lord Voldemort has just regained his full power. Now he can rule the world, annihilate the Muggles, and best of all, gloat about it to all the other, less cool Dark Lords in his support group. Support group?!? My first posted fic, R+R if you enjoy savage
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2001
The Talk by Sarina Argus reviews
Set in the animated universe, Batman, Superman and Nightwing have 'The Talk' with Robin (humor)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/25/1999
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(Tremor's OP Corner):To Aru Shinobu no RPG Sekai Monogatari reviews
"The Tale of a certain Shinobi in a RPG World". End-of-manga Naruto reborn into a world following Games rules in an RPG setting. Elements from various sources taken to 'shape' him and the story's world. Mostly RE: Monster and Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken. AU. OOC. Rated M so not for kids. It's an experiment so do not expect much. BETA READ AND GRAMMAR FIXED BY DARKLORD11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,776 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Naruto U.
Five new Projects waiting for a chance reviews
Now that the Twilight Princess is over, other than working on the Breath of the Wild Cross, I am looking for something new and "spicy" to tickle my fancy. Here are 5 stories that will very likely become reality...Should I manage to not write myself into a corner, I am posting them so to find eventual problems to fix before full publishing. AU, OOC and M Rate. Please enjoy.
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Tremor230 Style reviews
Getting Beta'd by Reclusive Dork. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 248,117 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Midna, Ilia, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Tr230 Style) reviews
100 years ago, Link sacrificed himself to save Zelda from Ganon, but the Princess was not fast enough to treat his wounds, causing his death. Now, 100 years later, Hyrule is on the verge of ruin, but there is still a spark of Hope as a fortuitous encounter with a wandering Sage introduces King Rhoam to a sleeping Hero that may be the answer to their prayers. AU, possible OOC.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 285 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Zelda, Paya, Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
A present for Sweetmiss2121 Birthday:read-react of Prince of Storms reviews
As title says, this is my present for Sweetmiss2121's birthday, I know a read/react is not a genre you others like; but I do love the girl as if it was my sister, so the story stays, I am sorry. "The Prince of Storm" is the title. maybe first chapter only. Summ: Apparently Discord has a cousin, and the guy now is forcing the cast of both MLP and Naruto to read a certain fanfic.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,621 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 9/15/2016
The sexy Umbra wizard reviews
Recovered under request of its fans after erasure (my 1st story posted here)Naruto has finally left a village that so much despised him in favour of his sister that had the Kyuubi power sealed inside her...but who are those two women saying they are Witches? and Why the Shinigami is pissed off at Minato? Both blond and Death God will have their revenge surpassing him in everything.
Crossover - Naruto & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Bayonetta - Complete
It's the hands, I guess reviews
AU, OOC, Rated M...Why I am doing this? Human in Equestria, Crack-fic with plot. Experimental continuation of a "never Be" story. A Human soldier somehow finds himself in Equestria, in order to survive he uses the only skill he has outside killing: Massages...Luckily those work even TOO well on ponies! Maybe it's the hands...First MLP Fic...STOP JUDGING MEEEE! -flips table-
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 7/21/2017
Sexy Umbra Wizard 2: The Sexy Umbran Familiar reviews
PENDING REWRITE (I NEED TO FIX THIS):I need constructive criticism to fix this before I erase everything and start over from zero. Never done a "Fanfic/Regular Show" Crossover before and need serious help to do this. Basically: another girl that is not Louise summons OP Luis Umbra(Naruto) as her Familiar. not full "bashing" of Louise, this is a CrackFic with plot. AU/OOC/M-rated.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,895 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 10/29/2015
(Tremor OP Corner): The Day an OP Familiar got summoned reviews
My semi-serious take on the "Someone that is not Louise summon Naruto as Familiar" gimmick, Here Naruto is very OP(From that the title). Summ: Summoned by Montmorency De Montmorency after the battle against Kaguya, Naruto is called once again to be an hero, this time in a land full of Magic, strange creatures and stuck-up noble morons. AU/OOC/M-rated.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,633 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Naruto U., Montmorency
(Tremor OP Corner): His Story, a New Chapter and a New Beginning reviews
Winner of the Poll with an astounding 72% AU/OOC. Naruto dies when his Rasengan back-fires and kills him and Sasuke, he dies as Auron in Spira after defeating Sin and Yevon and now he has to return again as Auron in a Konoha where their Naruto died the night Kurama attacked. Really, can't an Hero rest in peace? WTF! Now he has to fix everything in an alternative Konoha too! WHY?
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 2/21/2016
For the sake of Comparison and Nostalgia: Consuming Clan Ver 1 reviews
M RATE. Here is the first version of "Consuming Clan". Unedited and exactly how it was in the first version: errors and VERY BAD IDEAS comprised, just because some of you gently asked me to repost it. DO NOT FOLLOW/FAVOURITE! THIS VERSION IS DISCONTINUED AND IS BEING REWRITTEN! THIS IS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE READERS THAT (SOMEHOW) ENJOYED THIS VERSION AS WELL AND WERE NOSTALGIC!
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/12/2018 - Complete
The Grand Arcanum is Awake reviews
M rated! after Father's defeat, the Scarred man found himself hunted by the Alchemists, with no other choice he gives his beloved son to an old friend of his that had been hiding in the Elemental Countries, forced to give to the young boy his own arms he doesn't suspect that in an act of desperation Minato will seal Kyuubi in the same boy, introducing Alchemy to the shinobi world
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,104 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten, Haku, Scar
(Tremor OP Corner) Ninetails Reborn reviews
AU, OOC, Rated M. Thousands of years after Yami's defeat the Goddess of the Sun Amaterasu decides to give to an old soul a new chance at life, an occasion to be an Hero instead of a Villain and protect the world instead of seeking its destruction, will he be able? Now updating this series as well.
Crossover - Naruto & Okami - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Naruto U., Shino A., Yakumo, Ninetails
(Tremor's OP corner) Android Sage reviews
Now updating this series as well. It's a Naruto in DBZ story, not as Gero's Android, but converted into one by someone else: to be clear about powers and whatnot take the "Stats" of End-of-manga Naruto and add few other things, all explained in the story (don't own FemCell picture, owner please contact me). Pairing Naru/18/Fem17/FemCell. Rated M, AU, OOC.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Android 17, Android 18, Cell, Naruto U.
The Five Stories that will never be reviews
I saw lot of collections of stories and took the occasion: Here are the 5 stories I decided to never develop past their "Chapter 1" for a reason or another. I decided to put those here because I DID spent/waste time writing those so I would hate to waste the fruit of said work and simply erase them. the Title of each chapter explains WHY those are "dead" fics. OOC M-Rate AU
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Complete
(Tremor OP Corner): Naruto the Thrice Cursed reviews
Rewrite of Poisonous Luminous Lightning. AU/OOC. Kept the basic idea but changed fruits and everything else. Summ: Years ago Minato was forced to watch the Masked Man kidnap his son Naruto oblivious that the Kyuubi had been sealed in Naruto's two younger sisters. Now Naruto is back, but he is not interested in rejoining Konoha. What is he planning? NO bad parents!Minato-Kushina,
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Naruto U., Moegi, Karin U., Naruko U.
(Tremor OP Corner) Harry Potter: Champion of Arkadya reviews
Have no fear, I will update my on-going stories too, just wanted to add the very last OP Story I managed to recover from erasure. Rated M, AU, OOC and the like. Summ: A Triwizard in which Harry is indeed a student of a fourth school, the "Arkadya National Institute of Magic and Enchantment" or "A.N.I.M.E." used various elements from anime, manga and games to create the 4th school.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,397 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Harry P.
Naruto: Black Baron of Suna reviews
AU, OOC, Genderbent Pairing(FemGaara, FemKankurou,Temari)Summary: When Minato was about to seal away the Kyuubi, a rude, vulgar Baron Samedi appeared to give to him and his wife a second chance as parents/guardian of the baby, the first Necromancer to appear after millenniums! how will the Elemental Nation fare against such ancient power? read and you'll know. Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,347 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara, Temari - Complete
(Tremor OP corner) Shinobi Deck Master reviews
AU, OOC, Rated M. Seto knew that Duel Academy would have been more of an handful than what he anticipated, so he went for an "unconventional" solution of sending someone he could trust enough in there to keep things in check for him, too bad his man "Naruto" is not okay about resolving everything just by playing a Card Game and be happy with it...and why his Deck Talks?
Crossover - Naruto & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Naruto U., Alexis R./Asuka T., Black/Dark Magician Girl
Harry Potter: Rejection Letters and Triwizard reviews
A collection of rejection letters and alternative Triwizard Tournament, chapters short and to the point, I don't know if you will find it amusing, I hope you will. Feel free to suggest other crossovers if you wish to see one done, updated whenever a new cross comes up in my mind. Rated M just to be safe. expect OOC, AU and such. don't take seriously, but "Siriusly" Moment. Hiatus.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,619 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Changing World is Not Bad Either! reviews
Sequel of "Going Back Doesn't Sounds So Bad!" will have short chapters, I'll listen to you for suggestions about pairing and other things. Summ: when the Golden Trio found themselves trapped in a Time Loop after their first trip through Time they tried to break free with a new Ritual, the problem is that it worked even TOO WELL! what will they do in a new world? AU, OOC, Rated M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Doing it the Looping Way, Tremor does Time Loop reviews
The new series taking the place of the Rejection Letters one, various crossovers through the Infinite Loops, inspired by Innortal and the others, but following MY style, don't know if it can be considered "canon" to the Normal Time Loops series, M-rated as usual, OOC, AU and the like, feel free to suggest, updates whenever a new idea strikes me, so be patient. don't know if funny
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,721 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Complete
Ignoring the Obvious for Dummies reviews
Over-the-top Oneshot Parody of a crackfic,over-stuffed in cliches tearing apart Fanfic in general and Wrong-boy-who-lived in particular,tried to give it a sort of plot, do not read with too high hope, I did my worst in this XD. AU,OOC and the lot, Rate M just to be safe, first try Oneshot/parody/crackfic, be gentle please. chall:how many cliche I used and which ones? tell in review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Back Doesn't Sound So Bad! reviews
AU! OOC! A classic "time travel fic" who am I to not try this? Summ: In order to fix few mistakes in their youth the Golden Trio of Hogwarts decided to made the unthinkable, going back in time! follow them as they revolutionize those seven years with the right knowledge at their disposal. Rated M just in case, please read the small A/N at the beginning and end. First Hp fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,106 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Cats and a Fox reviews
Rated M, Something different! after the final battle against Obito, Naruto ends in the after-life where he will finally rest in peace, but the Shinigami has a problem that he wish being solved by the blond, in exchange Naruto will get a new life, did he accept? OF COURSE! the only problem is that the place where he is being sent is...slightly different from what he was used to see
Crossover - SWAT Kats & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Callie B., Felina F., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
Scar: The Chronicles of a Bastard and his friends reviews
Rated M! I won't play nice here, and with this I am directly aiming at having you people hate me, it will be against every good memory the pokemon series gave you, I warned you. Summ: Scar (see story image) is a wild Pikachu with a dream, showing to the humans that he doesn't need them to be great, follow here his adventures. full details inside, looking for help in pokemon fanfic
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Pikachu, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Serperior /Jaroda
Harry potter: World's shortest Fanfic reviews
I bet that I can write the World's shortest fanfiction (A/Ns not included in the measurement) do you think you can beat me? then try, I dare you. Note: should this go against the site's rules please tell me, I will remove it. Waiting for challengers, you can't beat me, Created just to play with the "Short chapters" complain in the reviews, don't take this seriously, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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