Ed Harleyhide bio
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 Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Tick, Bible, Twilight, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Star Wars. Most people know me as Ed the village rat killer but that's not all I am. Despite my specialty in rodent extermination I have wide ranging interests. I'm an expert in the fine art of sausage making, I also tan my own hides and produce a selection of top quality pocket-sized parchments. Recently, I've even started doing some scribe work. Stop by the hovel anytime to peruse my fine selection of scrolls and sausages. For more scrolls, visit my other hovel- Legal Wavers are Next to the Pig Pen |
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Biblelicious (saving souls, one offensive story at a time) by American Chimpanzee reviews
This Just In! Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 12/23/2013
THE TOWEL by K.A. Cosby reviews
A few months ago Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George were released. Pendant Publishing offers to publish Elaine's experiences in jail. George is adapting to life outside prison. Jerry is dating his parole officer. And Kramer has found a way to be a part of a wealthy gated community.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Complete
Hangin' in the Hangar by Hoplite39 reviews
A couple of unrelated parody one-shots between Jake and Quaritch in the Hangar. M rating is for heavy sexual innuendo in the second chapter.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jake S., M. Quaritch - Complete
The Fall of San Francisco by Arsidias reviews
With his share of the gold, Tuco, still calling himself Bill Carson, has lived a life of ease as a businessman in San Francisco. But when the great quake of 1906 hits, the 92 year old gunslinger must return to his old ways in order to survive.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tuco, The Man with No Name - Complete
Kings to You by Brunette Inc reviews
[one shot] Fernand reflects on himself, during the time Dantes is in jail.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
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Blessed is the Larry reviews
St. Peter gives an Englishman a near impossible Quest. Larry must travel deep into Muslim Heaven to deliver a Scroll to the Prophet Muhammad. And also, Larry has an umbrella because those things can come in handy sometimes
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Peter, Ishmael - Complete
Laundry Day on the Death Star reviews
Two Stormtroopers go to the Laundromat
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Mighty Samson reviews
Have a Peek inside Delilah's Bedchamber and find out who Samson's Real Father was! Read the unbelievable Lost Text of the classic Biblical Story. See a Battle of Giants, meet Leviticus, learn how to use Scape Goats! Twice as Dead and much Scrollier than before! All Reviews Returned, for serious.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Samson, Delilah - Complete
The Borg's Most Embarrassing Moments reviews
Because there are some Species that Really Shouldn't be Assimilated
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013
Ed Darkwood, Paranormal Therapist reviews
Clinical Notes
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Just the Tips reviews
Be the First King of the Israelites, they said! It'll be Fun, they said!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - David - Complete
The Tick vs Bath Day reviews
Rodent Washing, Enthusiasm, Disaster
Tick - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
One Policy to Rule Them All reviews
You expect Dark Lords to be Evil but this is Ridiculous!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Gandalf - Complete
