Hai! My name is Jaime.

I'm updating this because I haven't in...just about evar. T_T

So, anyways hello.

I may as well start by introducing myself. I'm a female, Filipino high school student living in Canada (immigrants FTW). I LOVE to write. Just about as much as I LOVE to draw :D . I am borderline obsessed with cats and anime and I assume I'm going to grow up to be a single cat lady. My favourite colour is purple and DAISUKIANIME-DES (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3466828/) got me back on here. So blame her D:

Disclaimer: I do not own any show or character I write about unless it's a specified OC (I don't even usually use OC's anyways...).

I honestly don't care about whether a ship is yaoi, yuri or het. I'll ship it if I like it or not. (Actually, just a warning but I do have many yaoi ships...)

But I assume you're here for fanfiction-relevant stuff, right? Okay then! Also just because something is under "previous", it doesn't mean I don't like it anymore, just not getting feels for it right nao... :/

Also, I literally forgot half of my obsessions "OTL vvv

Current Show/Anime Fandoms: Hetalia, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Adventure Time, MLP: FiM, Doctor Who

Previous Show/Anime Fandoms: Avatar (Last Airbender), Pokemon, Bleach, Di-gata Defenders, Black Butler

Current Book Obsessions: Th1rteen R3asons Why, My Name is Mina, The Uglies (series), Coraline

Previous Book Obsessions: The Future of Us, Harry Potter(series), The Hunger Games(trilogy), Warriors (series), The Guardians of Ga'Hoole(series), Dear Dumb Diary(series), Diary of A Wimpy Kid(series), Dork Diaries(series)

Youtubers I LOVE: Jenna Marbles, Tobuscus, ZackScott, LDShadowLady, AshleyScott, SwimmingBird941, PaleoSteno, PewDiePie, Smoch, TheFineBros, (basically almost all gamers and vloggers..)

Favourite Music Artists: Owl City, Imagine Dragons, The Fray, The Script, All Time Low, Taylor Swift, Sungha Jung, Yiruma, Big Bang

Favourite Movies: Coraline, Paranorman, Life of Pi, Anything Disney

I'm not going to bother listing ever single one of my ships...

Though I will say a few of my current OTP's are:

Zack X Ashley, GerIta, FrUK, RoChu, Dennor, Sufin Clay x Hannah, Derpy x Doctor Whooves, Flame Princess x Finn, Lady Rainicorn x Jake

And if you feel like you want a bit more about Hetalia (because it's my biggest current obsession)...

MEME TIME :D

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

(Looking back on this it feels too mainstream, but I DUNT CARE 3

1. Japan

2. China

3. England

4. Canada

5. France

6. America

7. Prussia

8. Spain

9. Poland

10. Hungary

11. Russia

12. Norway

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? France/Hungary

How 'bout no.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? England

Iggy is very, VERY hot. (Shoutout to Suki, He's so hot (//U//) )

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? America/Japan

I don't know how to feel about Ameripan...They might create the convention together for it's birthday, though

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? Poland

Umm, I can't remember any (I'll come back and edit this one day...maybe)

5) Would seven and two make a good couple? Prussia/China

Hmm, it...depends...though the If I had You CMV Bloopers on youtube supported it XDDDD

6) Four/eight or four/nine? Canada/Spain, Canada/Poland

Canada x Poland

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Prussia/England/Spain

"Kesesese Well, Spain, the awesome me would have never guessed you were with that lame sissy."

"Oi! Piss off, ya bugger!"

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. China/America

(Oh God why...) China did not want to do it. He really, really did not want to do it. But after he lost a bet to America, he ended up having no choice. China had to give America something he did NOT want to have to give at all.

Bonus - Name of the Fic: "P.F. Chang's"

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Canada/Hungary

Maybe...there might be, but I'm not sure..I can see that, though.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Japan/France

Dry Your Tears, I'm Here, Toujours

11.) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? England/Russia

Russia wants to become one. England keeps rejecting him. Dark/angst/one-sided (oh God, what have I done..)

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven hot fics? What about nine slash? Prussia/Poland

...This should be like...cannon. These were like...the most fitting people for the questions in this meme...

Yes and yes.

Wait actually, I'm not sure...she may or may not be on my friends list... o.O

But in real life she reads both.

13). If you wrote a song!fic about number nine, what song would you choose? Poland

Barbie Girl - Aqua or Rock Me - One Direction

14). If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? China/England/America

Warning: China got REAALLY REEAALLY drunk and got smushed between USUK.. r-15 at least

15). What pick-up line might eight use on five? Spain/France

"Hello. I am a thief. And I am here to steal your heart."

"Aww, Toni. (////) Allons-y ma chambre ohonhonhon. (//U//) "

"Q-Qué?" (///////)

16). Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. Hungary/Spain

...Maybe.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Prussia/China/Norway

OH GOD WHY...I CAN'T EVEN- *dies*

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Canada/Japan

They'd probably both be very timid towards this...But something sweet and fluffy (if possible).
So, making love sex

"Wait, hord on a second."

"Yes?"

"Are you terring me you're not a virgin?"

"umm, y-yes?"

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Prussia

Not on my friends list...no ._.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Russia

SUKI!?!?!?!

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? China/Canada/France

Umm, not my thing really...

But I will under no circumstances allow myself to ship ChinaxCanadaxRussia

We'd be screwed. 3 biggest countries in the world.

The world'll be friggin' under their control in about a week.

I'm a Canadian...BUT STILL MAN.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Hungary

YAAOOOIIIII

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? France

March 7th 2013 (day this meme was done)

25) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Russia/Poland

Umm, as much as it scares me to say this... Probably drunk, yeah...sober is much less likely but, I'd give it a 1/50 chance, if Russia and Poland were in a situation which encouraged it...

26) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? England/Prussia

Prussia. Prussia. A million times; Prussia.

27) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Japan and Poland are in a happy relationship until Poland suddenly runs off with Canada. Japan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Russia and a brief unhappy affair with Norway, then follows the wise advice of France and finds true love with China.

Tears and Screams and Broken Dreams

28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Prussia/Spain

Well, I would feel bad for France, who would totally be the third wheel...

Another...just because I love memes

1. Italy (Veneziano)

2. Germany

3. Japan

4. America

5. England

6. China

7. Russia

8. France

9. Prussia

10. Spain

11. Romano

12. Canada

1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? (Canada, Italy)

D'AWWWWWWWW C'est tres kawaii (French and Japanese mixed wtf o.O )

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top? (China, Japan)

Nichu...Hmmm, Why did question this have to go to the one ship I could see either topping...
Erm, Japan, because 1; "affair" and 2; "Nichu" not "Chuni"

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon? (Germany, Spain)

Crack. Crack. Crack.

4. Is 4 het or slash better? (America)

I'm going to say slash, though het could work too. (But I'm kind of bias because I'd say slash for all of them. //shot)

5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11? (England, Romano)

Nope, can't say I have. XDDD

6. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! (Baaaad joke…;) (China, Russia, France, Prussia)

Ok, I don't know what that emotocon that is and
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH. Rochu's my OTP...TTuTT
But, Russia, didn't know you were into BTT-ness

7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be? (France)

A French maid...with cat ears...

8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12? (Canada, Italy)

You like 1/12 don't you ;3
Not sure, maybe 3 or 4 (wild guessing XDD)

9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2? (Japan, China, Germany)

Japan x China or Japan x Germany
...sorry Axis fans, I'm going to say Nichu.
Because, I honestly think it's pretty cute ///

10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through? (China, Russia)

OTPHEHEHEHYES.
BWAHAHAHAHAH SOVIET UNION HAPPEN!!!!

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2. (Spain, Germany)

one eternity later*
Finding Nemo
Because it was the first thing that came to mind and because
Germany = Marlin and Spain = Dory

12. If 3 and 11 are doing s and m, who the sadist? (Japan, Romano)

Romano...(poor Japan)

13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic. (Russia, Canada)

erm, I'm going to say Right Thru Me by Nikki Minaj, because I'm unoriginal and saw it on another video...or Half Boyfriend by Jay Brannan, but that song would work better for so many other pairings...

14. Is there evidence for 4/2? (America, Germany)

Let's assume they were growing up at the same time. Prussia and England could arrange play-dates (play-days?) or something. (Though that would never actually happen TT-TT)

15. How hot would 7/3 be? (Russia, Japan)

...RUN, JAPAN, RUN!! XDDDD

16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be? (Russia, Germany, France)

"Oh, hello, I thought you hated each other. It's okay, it does not matter because everyone will become one with mother Russia eventually..." *kolkolkol* J

17. What's 1's secret kink? (Italy)

He surrenders easily...
Rough/BDSM

18. How about 6? (China)

Pandas...He likes pandas...( XDDDD )
Kinky costumes (panda ears, lots of panda ears)

19. Or perhaps 10? (Spain)

He likes sweet desserts
Food!play

20. What title would you assign 1/3/5 threesome? (Italy, Japan, England)

Finally (Cliche, I know TT_TT)

21. How about 2/4/6? (Germany, America, China)

Who Drugged Our Drinks? (Gimme all yo crack ships)

22. Or even 7/8/9? (Russia, France, Prussia)

Spain's Sick Day

23. So 1. has a relations ship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8. finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

So Italy has a relationship with China, but secretly wants Germany. China knows this and breaks up with Italy to go pursue Japan, who's with Romano. Romano is with Spain, however, who's cheating on Romano with France. Romano finds out, and cheats with Russia, who is, in turn, cheating on America. Italy pursues Germany, who just broke up with England, who's now after Prussia. Italy gives up on this, and ends up with Canada, while China finally ends up with Japan.

So many ships IDE-*Rainbow Nosebleed*
*Rainbow barfs*
*Rainbow creys*
*Dies of rainbow loss*

24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such. (China, Russia)

(Rochu Yesssssss...So much Nichu and Rochu in this meme TTUTT)
(America probably made the Allies go to Texas or something...)
Let Me Show You The Wild
West (r-18)

25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react? (France, Italy)

Wow...
...well, now I'm 115% sure Hetalia encourages incest...

26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top? (Germany, Prussia)

Germancest...Prussia

27. What if it was 3 and 9? (Japan, Prussia)

Prussia

28. 4 and 9? (America, Prussia)

Prussia, once again.

29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash? (Prussia)

BWAHAHAHAYES. Not mentioning any names...:3

30. Or 2 het? (Germany)

I don't know, does fem!Italy count? I think it does...so, yes.

31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9. (England, Prussia)

F*K, Let me create a list of "To be posted/created" and then look for it if you're interested...

32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7. (Germany, Prussia, Russia)

Oh deyuuurr...
Let Me Show You The Wild West
(Ohhh deeyyuuuur r-18 warning)

33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as? (Japan, Russia)

Lovely, I would say Vocaloid, Russia would be Kaito and Japan would be Miku...yeah, Japan would probably have to steal England's wand to make everyone cosplay Vocaloid...
Though, it'd be sooooo worth it..

34. Have you ever seen fanart of 11 and 12? (Canada, Romano)

No, not that I can think of.

35. Who would be the most outrages because of the above questions?

France, for not being in enough questions...I could also see China raging if he saw the most common re-occurring ship(s) on this meme...