Satan's Spiky Thonghide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Pokémon, Elder Scroll series, Legend of Zelda, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Psychonauts, and Ben Drowned. MOVING TO ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN. UPDATING THESE FICS AND UPLOADING NEW ONES. LOOK ME UP: Dastardly |
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Handy Dandy reviews
Don't even ask why, just shut up and read. Rated M for sexual themes and some language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Link, Sakon
Psychonaughty reviews
SashaxRaz. Nope nope nope. Rated M for sexual themes.
Psychonauts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Complete
Love Draug reviews
I have no idea why. Rated M for sexual themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Complete
Cogs And Stuff
SpinexRabbit. SPG smut. Pure and delicious. Rated M for sexual themes.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
Tastes Like Mint reviews
EnglandxFMB. This fandom was already ruined, so don't hate me! Rated M for sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - England/Britain - Complete
Kafgay and Linku do a thing! reviews
This is exactly how the Kafei and Anju quest goes. I swear. Best quest line ever. Rated M for sexual themes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Kafei, Anju, Link - Complete
Hagrindin' reviews
Probably the worst Skyrim fanfiction ever. Rated M for freaky stuff.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Fishsticks reviews
SheogorathxFishsticks. Yea. I don't have to justify. Rated M for sexual themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sheogorath - Complete
Crack Trio reviews
SakonxHMSxPostman. Dear, Hylia. Rated M for sexual themes and language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Happy Mask Salesman, the Postman, Sakon - Complete
Master Locks and Skooma reviews
Crackalicious stupidity and zero plotline. Dandy! Um...no pairings, but if you like some Master Lock action, this is your read! Rated M for sexual themes and language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Nazir - Complete
Farengar Fapping-Fire reviews
Farengar has a little free time. FarengarxFarengar's hand. And dragons? Rated M for obvious sexual themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Farengar Secret-Fire - Complete
Those aren't Pokémon! reviews
BEN gets jelly of Jad always playing those damned Pokémon games, so he seeks his revenge. BENxJad. Rated M for sexual themes and language.
Crossover - Pokémon & Ben Drowned - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Pikachu, BEN (entity), Jadusable - Complete
